It was windy and dark that day, so I shyly said to him: "I'm afraid of the dark, please send me upstairs." He shouted "ouch" and turned on the voice-activated lights on half of the floor.
Me: "Why didn't you go out to play last night?"
Friend: "I'm not happy, a friend of mine is broken up in love!"
Me: "Which friend of yours is it?"
Friend: "My girlfriend."
Playing King of Kings helps me become younger, otherwise they wouldn’t say I’m a primary school student.
My deskmate kept looking at the clock during the exam and was not in a hurry to answer the questions. I asked him what he was doing.
He said: "I am looking at the time, because time will give me the answer."
He has been afraid of the dark since he was a child. He did not study well when he was a child because he did not dare to look at the blackboard.
"Husband, when you get rich, will you abandon me?" the wife asked.
"Don't worry, I won't have money." The husband replied.
The engine stalled when starting on a hill and could not start. The coach asked me: "What? Do you want to spend the night here?"
I said: "I didn't even bring a quilt." Then, everyone in the car was quiet.
My girlfriend wants to break up with me.
She said that she likes some small things, such as: small villas, cars... I don't have either.
I went to walk the dog downstairs. A little girl ran up to the dog and asked me: "Auntie, can you touch the dog?"
Me: "Call me sister!"
The little girl: "Auntie, can you touch me? "
Me: "I didn't hit you, I was trying to blackmail you at a young age."
The young man: "Who can prove it? Do you have a driving recorder ? "
I felt nervous, I didn't. .
The young man took out a driving recorder: "Brother, can you install one? I'll give you a discount."
At night, you can still see many takeaway guys running around delivering food on the street. I suddenly feel very inspired. Others are so late at night. I’m still eating, so what reason do I have for not eating?
I like the Ghost Festival the most, because during the Ghost Festival, I can say goodbye to being single. Because girls often say to me, only a ghost would want to be your girlfriend.
Teacher: "Xiao Ming, why did you cheat on the exam again?!" Xiao Ming scratched his head and said, "Teacher, when did you say I was going to cheat?" Teacher: "Get out!"
My family is so poor that there is only one iron gate left. It started to rust when it rained. I cried and hugged the iron gate and said, "Don't show off, old iron! Stop showing off, old iron!"
