1. Hilarious classic fat man funny joke. When it comes to gaining weight, the belly and legs have the most say. Only the breasts seem to be an outsider and have nothing to do with it. After entering the workplace, I learned two things that may seem contradictory at first but can coexist: first, be a person who can be trusted; second, don’t trust anyone!
2. Search and follow Tiantianxiaoxiao.com for more updates What a cold joke. I heard people say that a man has to climb three mountains to find a wife. For the sake of you and me being so destined, can you please let me climb two less mountains so that I can catch you sooner and wait for your answer? If you agree, please reply: I agree. If you disagree, please reply: I just agree. If you don't reply, I will assume that you agree unconditionally.
3. A classic and funny joke about embarrassing girls. Today I bought a few persimmons and a handful of bananas and put them in a bag. When I returned to the dormitory, I found that the persimmon was crushed, so I took the banana to the water room to rinse it. There were many people in the water room, and a girl was washing clothes. She looked at me for a while, and said quietly: "I'm bleeding!" Wow, I became the focus of attention in an instant!!
4. My girlfriend complained: This The weather was so hot that my bangs turned into barcodes and my makeup turned into QR codes. I quarreled with my girlfriend again, and I angrily said to her: I love you like a father loves his children. Why are you dissatisfied? ? Girlfriend: Then there’s nothing wrong with me being angry with you just like a child is angry with his father! ! ! I#@￥%@#￥
5.Male: Can I ask you a question? Which side do you like to sleep on when you sleep? Woman: Right, what’s wrong? Man: Then I will sleep on the left side from today on, leaving the right side for you. Woman: You... I heard that your mobile phone does not have text messaging function, so I sent this text message as a test. If you receive a text message that is confirmed to have the SMS function and is mine, please reply: I have it, it’s yours!
6. When I was fighting against life, life said: "How courageous are you?" and then pushed me to the ground and rubbed me crazily. When I gave up the fight, life said: "Trash!" Then it pushed me to the ground and rubbed me crazily. Fine. If others are better than you, why do you sometimes feel jealous and other times feel admiration?
7. Don’t be addicted to iPhone anymore, iPad is awesome! It affects learning! Do you remember the proverb? “An apple a day keeps the doctor away.” Those who play apple every day cannot get a doctorate. . .
8. A female colleague attended a handsome guy’s birthday party. She started putting on makeup and trying on clothes at 8 p.m., and didn't go out until after 11 p.m. When I arrived at the KTV, as soon as I opened the door, a piece of cake hit my face. Woman: My dear, we are getting married in a classic style. Can you hire a sedan to pick me up? Man: Me. . . Where can I find such a sturdy sedan for you?
