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When an old colleague resigned, everyone was very sad. She said: "For four years, every day from 9 am to 6 pm, we sat together for more than ten hours, not counting overtime. If we subtract the traffic time on the road and sleeping time at night, my husband and I were together. H - DayDayNews

When an old colleague resigned, everyone was very sad. She said: "For four years, every day from 9 am to 6 pm, we sat together for more than ten hours, not counting overtime. If we subtract the traffic time on the road and sleeping time at night, my husband and I were together. H

Happy joke: An old colleague resigned, and everyone was very sad

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On weekends, Dahua drove his wife to Jinshanzui fishing village in the suburbs of Shanghai to taste seafood. Before leaving, he deliberately turned on the navigation on his mobile phone. Unexpectedly, he was a novice. At a three-way intersection, the navigation was a few beats sl - DayDayNews

On weekends, Dahua drove his wife to Jinshanzui fishing village in the suburbs of Shanghai to taste seafood. Before leaving, he deliberately turned on the navigation on his mobile phone. Unexpectedly, he was a novice. At a three-way intersection, the navigation was a few beats sl

The world of humor: not taking the usual path

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Xiao Wang is a shrewd and stingy young man. He has had girlfriends one after another, but they all broke up because of his "stinginess". On this day, Xiao Wang was introduced to a girl he liked by a friend, and they made an appointment to have dinner and drink coffee together, an - DayDayNews

Xiao Wang is a shrewd and stingy young man. He has had girlfriends one after another, but they all broke up because of his "stinginess". On this day, Xiao Wang was introduced to a girl he liked by a friend, and they made an appointment to have dinner and drink coffee together, an

The world of humor: one person and half

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(1) Human babies grow too slowly (2) When boys go out, remember to protect themselves (3) The wonderful use of sweatshirts by foreign boys (4) You aliens are so inferior. Such an advanced civilization can’t even reach the earth. I can’t even be silenced (5) Who is spying on me! ! - DayDayNews

(1) Human babies grow too slowly (2) When boys go out, remember to protect themselves (3) The wonderful use of sweatshirts by foreign boys (4) You aliens are so inferior. Such an advanced civilization can’t even reach the earth. I can’t even be silenced (5) Who is spying on me! !

Daily Hilarious Picture God Comment Award: Girl, are you in love with the prince’s skull?

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On this day, Dagang came to work at the company. Before he sat down, his colleague Ayong exclaimed: "What's wrong with your face?" It turned out that Dagang had two eye-catching scratches on the left side of his face. Ayong whispered: "My sister-in-law must have caught her." Daga - DayDayNews

On this day, Dagang came to work at the company. Before he sat down, his colleague Ayong exclaimed: "What's wrong with your face?" It turned out that Dagang had two eye-catching scratches on the left side of his face. Ayong whispered: "My sister-in-law must have caught her." Daga

The World of Humor: A Foodie’s Promise

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Painting happened on a whim and I stayed up late in the study. My boyfriend urged me several times not to stay up late, but I ignored him. The last time he finally got angry and grabbed the brush from my hand! I was very angry and punched him. He stepped back repeatedly and excla - DayDayNews

Painting happened on a whim and I stayed up late in the study. My boyfriend urged me several times not to stay up late, but I ignored him. The last time he finally got angry and grabbed the brush from my hand! I was very angry and punched him. He stepped back repeatedly and excla

Three tepid jokes in Issue 753 - Huahua

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What kind of roads are there in your city? Look at the picture below and you will understand something. The so-called art means that people cannot understand it. I didn't notice it at first, but now the more I look at it, the more wrong it becomes. - DayDayNews

What kind of roads are there in your city? Look at the picture below and you will understand something. The so-called art means that people cannot understand it. I didn't notice it at first, but now the more I look at it, the more wrong it becomes.

Hilarious comment: I wonder why the van is not black?

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When we were studying, some people always thought that English was difficult to learn. In fact, English is not difficult. It is enough to remember some grammar and words. The really difficult thing is Chinese. The Chinese language is so vast and profound that no one can understan - DayDayNews

When we were studying, some people always thought that English was difficult to learn. In fact, English is not difficult. It is enough to remember some grammar and words. The really difficult thing is Chinese. The Chinese language is so vast and profound that no one can understan

I was playing billiards with Mr. and Mrs. Wang next door. My sister-in-law’s words made my stomach hurt from laughing.

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Dalong is an electrician at Lianhua Community Property. On this day, the property management company received a notice that the superior leaders would come to inspect the property the next day. The manager asked everyone to inspect the areas they were responsible for. Dalong secr - DayDayNews

Dalong is an electrician at Lianhua Community Property. On this day, the property management company received a notice that the superior leaders would come to inspect the property the next day. The manager asked everyone to inspect the areas they were responsible for. Dalong secr

Humorous world: voice-activated lights

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Coal field, magnetic field, rain field, sand field. Today’s source of joy has been delivered. A confused girl encountered in the hospital. Find the psychological shadow area of the person concerned at that time. Look carefully, there is a traitor here. - DayDayNews

Coal field, magnetic field, rain field, sand field. Today’s source of joy has been delivered. A confused girl encountered in the hospital. Find the psychological shadow area of the person concerned at that time. Look carefully, there is a traitor here.

After receiving an unreasonable request from a girl in the hospital... I was stunned.

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One year, I lived a "black and white" life and worked the night taxi shift. Sure enough, chatting is the most endless and the greatest medium for time travel and transformation. She changed three places she wanted to go, and we chatted like this until late at night. - DayDayNews

One year, I lived a "black and white" life and worked the night taxi shift. Sure enough, chatting is the most endless and the greatest medium for time travel and transformation. She changed three places she wanted to go, and we chatted like this until late at night.

The beauty made a joke with me

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People around Du Ma: What can you achieve by following people who are living as a joke? Netizens: What a joke. Rather than saying it was a real-name report, it was more like another joke. - DayDayNews

People around Du Ma: What can you achieve by following people who are living as a joke? Netizens: What a joke. Rather than saying it was a real-name report, it was more like another joke.

People around Du Ma: What can you achieve by following people who are living a joke? Netizen: big joke

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1. Many years ago, I was eating ice cream in front of my house. A child in the distance swallowed his saliva while looking at my ice cream. I saw how pitiful he was, so I called him over, gave him a stool and said, "Come, sit down and watch..." Many years later We went on a blind - DayDayNews

1. Many years ago, I was eating ice cream in front of my house. A child in the distance swallowed his saliva while looking at my ice cream. I saw how pitiful he was, so I called him over, gave him a stool and said, "Come, sit down and watch..." Many years later We went on a blind

Happy moment joke: One day I had an argument with my wife over a trivial matter, and the more the argument got worse, the more violent it became.

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It was a windy and dark night, so I shyly said to him, "I'm afraid of the dark. Please send me upstairs." He shouted "ouch" and turned on the voice-activated lights on half of the floor. Me: "Why didn't you go out to play last night?" Friend: "I'm not happy, a friend of mine is b - DayDayNews

It was a windy and dark night, so I shyly said to him, "I'm afraid of the dark. Please send me upstairs." He shouted "ouch" and turned on the voice-activated lights on half of the floor. Me: "Why didn't you go out to play last night?" Friend: "I'm not happy, a friend of mine is b

Today’s joke (3)

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Let's experience it together: I feel embarrassed again. Hahahaha, the scene was awkward for a while...I'm sorry, it's really funny hahahaha. Stop talking, I smell it. - DayDayNews

Let's experience it together: I feel embarrassed again. Hahahaha, the scene was awkward for a while...I'm sorry, it's really funny hahahaha. Stop talking, I smell it.

"The most shameful moment during a girl's physical examination! Hahaha, I feel like I'm suffocating..."

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Girls with flat chests are in such a miserable state... If someone else drips some soup on my chest, I can drip it on my fucking shoes! Duck Blood Vermicelli Soup Shop: Duck is anemic, take a day off. - DayDayNews

Girls with flat chests are in such a miserable state... If someone else drips some soup on my chest, I can drip it on my fucking shoes! Duck Blood Vermicelli Soup Shop: Duck is anemic, take a day off.

"It's so miserable for girls with flat chests!" Netizen: It's really heartbreaking...

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---------Text/Bufanjie--------1. Don't play all your cards, even if your opponent seems to be winning. Only reveal your cards when you are sure your opponent has nothing. 2. Learn to read body language. Most of the time, what people say and what they think are not necessarily the - DayDayNews

---------Text/Bufanjie--------1. Don't play all your cards, even if your opponent seems to be winning. Only reveal your cards when you are sure your opponent has nothing. 2. Learn to read body language. Most of the time, what people say and what they think are not necessarily the

Knowing these points, you will be more attractive in social circles

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# Blind date says to let nature take its course, what does it mean # Let nature take its course, it means a spare tire. This person of the opposite sex is like a worthless person, having no flesh to eat, and it feels like a pity to abandon it. Until you meet a better marriage par - DayDayNews

# Blind date says to let nature take its course, what does it mean # Let nature take its course, it means a spare tire. This person of the opposite sex is like a worthless person, having no flesh to eat, and it feels like a pity to abandon it. Until you meet a better marriage par

When your date says you should let nature take its course, it means you have a spare tire.

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The thinker Gandhi said: "Human progress in any aspect is based on the power of questions." Human beings begin their journey of exploration under the guidance of every very meaningful question. Many scientists ask questions about the universe in a hypothetical way. - DayDayNews

The thinker Gandhi said: "Human progress in any aspect is based on the power of questions." Human beings begin their journey of exploration under the guidance of every very meaningful question. Many scientists ask questions about the universe in a hypothetical way.

Let every question a child asks become an opportunity for growth.

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The last time I posted an article, "Raising a child is about nurturing his energy." Many netizens liked it very much and thought I was right. They commented on the text, liked it, collected it, and forwarded it... I would like to thank everyone for their recognition, and thank To - DayDayNews

The last time I posted an article, "Raising a child is about nurturing his energy." Many netizens liked it very much and thought I was right. They commented on the text, liked it, collected it, and forwarded it... I would like to thank everyone for their recognition, and thank To

Raising a child means raising his energy ~ prerequisite (1)

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Some time ago, Beijing Children's Hospital received such a case: a child cut his face. The mother saw from the Internet that aloe vera gel has disinfecting, swelling, and antibacterial effects, so she applied aloe vera gel to the child every day. As a result, a week later, the ch - DayDayNews

Some time ago, Beijing Children's Hospital received such a case: a child cut his face. The mother saw from the Internet that aloe vera gel has disinfecting, swelling, and antibacterial effects, so she applied aloe vera gel to the child every day. As a result, a week later, the ch

Those all-purpose aloe vera gel and papaya ointment, you will never dare to use them on your children after reading this article

05/20 1533

After my colleague Yu gave birth to a baby, her mother-in-law came to take care of the baby for a while. However, she did not expect that her sister-in-law was ill. Who would take care of the baby if her mother-in-law left? Fortunately, my father-in-law retired from his position - DayDayNews

After my colleague Yu gave birth to a baby, her mother-in-law came to take care of the baby for a while. However, she did not expect that her sister-in-law was ill. Who would take care of the baby if her mother-in-law left? Fortunately, my father-in-law retired from his position

Grandpa played "cards" with his children for half an hour every day, and learned more than 200 words in 15 days. Please refer to the method.

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