"The cat is coming back today~" "What? Today? It's over... It's over... The cage won't arrive until tomorrow!" "Ah!" ... ...Experience 1: Wiping the daddy "Meow~meow~~meow~ ~~" The roommate came in with the cat bag and complained to me: "Oh my god! It screamed all the way! It was

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"The cat is coming back today~"

"What? Today? It's over... it's over... the cage will arrive the day after tomorrow!"

"Ah!"

... ...

Experience 1: Wiping the daddy

"Meow ~Meow~~Meow~~~" The roommate came in with the cat bag and complained to me: "Oh my god! It screamed all the way! , all over!"

My expression changed from a look of anticipation to a look of shock, and then I saw its small body slowly crawling out of the cat bag that my roommate opened. The one-month-old kitten opened a pair of ignorant eyes and looked curiously at this strange environment. Its calves were trembling... its calves were very good. Its calves were covered with its daddy! Fortunately, I was prepared: cat cleaning gloves. Five minutes, two gloves, done! It’s clean~

Experience 2: Teach the cat to use the litter box

“The cage is not back, so it won’t be everywhere at night...”

“I saw some netizens said, put the cat in the litter box In the basin, use its paws to dig cat litter , and it will understand what it is for. "

just do it!" I picked up the kitten, put it in the cat litter box, and scratched the cat litter with its paws. The result was: "Meow! (Don't touch me)" turned around and jumped out, flicking its tail, leaving Cat litter next to the ground. Victory in the first battle? No... it's a defeat (the shit shoveling officer cries: the road is long and difficult).

After several attempts, the cat finally stayed in the litter box

Experience 3: It is indeed a "night owl"

I don't know what time it is in the morning...

"Meow~" "Meow~~" "Meow~" " Meow~! "

Turn over, turn over, turn over again. Cover your head. I can't hear, can't hear, can't hear...

After a period of silence, "Meow~" "Meow~~" "Meow~" "Meow~!!"

It's five o'clock in the morning.

I finally couldn't bear it anymore: I opened my eyes, turned over, got out of bed, squatted in front of the cat, and stared at the cat with human eyes. However, the cat looked at me pitifully with an innocent face.

"Are you hungry?" Cat: Guess, I'll just look at you and I won't say anything.

"I guess you are hungry, let's go and take you to eat."

I discovered for the first time that the kitten would make a satisfied sigh while eating cat food. The exhaustion of not sleeping well all night turned into full of relief at this time.

Playing together

Experience 4: Cat’s name

“What should we name our cat? Her (roommate and colleague) cat’s name is Litchi.”

“Let’s name our cat Watermelon.”

My roommate gave it to me An eye knife flew over. "Call it dumplings?"

"Also, or...fried chicken? Pizza? Strange? Weird?..."

Roommate was speechless: "This is too casual, and dumplings seem a bit popular, let's try another one "

" emmmmm...milky, how about it? "It's a cute little cat." "

". How about the Chinese name "Nao Nao"? But will it make you more noisy? ?"

"It's a boy..."

"... Then let's make trouble "

"".

The cat has a name!

’s first day as a shit shoveler ended in this fulfilling way. We need to get along well in the future, little guy.

By the way, please let me have a good sleep tomorrow, Shuan Q!

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