01 [Five tortures of Chinese daughter-in-law] Fifth place: kneel on the washboard, starting from two hours; fourth place: kneel on instant noodles, instant noodles cannot be broken, if broken, it will be added for 5 minutes; third place: kneel on the remote control, kneel on the

01

[Five tortures of Chinese daughter-in-law] Fifth place: kneel on the washboard, starting from two hours; fourth place: kneel on the instant noodles, instant noodles cannot be broken, if broken, 5 minutes will be added; third place: kneel on the remote control, kneel on the TV, cannot change the channel; second place: kneel on the electronic scale, the wife says how many pounds it is, how many pounds it is, how many pounds it is; first place: kneel on the ant , you cannot let the ants run away, nor can you let the ants die.

02

At the meeting, the boss said: "Our company's system is very scientific. The more tiring the job, the higher the salary, and the relatively leisurely position, the easier and more comfortable the salary is, the lower the salary."

I accidentally came into contact with the boss's wife at this time.

She said, "What are you looking at? Do you know how tired my heart is!"

03

Too unlucky

Today I took the bus and lost my ID card.

made me nervous until dark

After all, the photo above is too ugly

04

Tell me about the nursery rhymes in your hometown, and look at the nursery rhymes in your hometown of friends all over the country. Is it the same? Is it popular? I am from Hunan:

12345, go up the mountain to fight tigers.

The tiger is not at home, she is the one who fucks her.

I wonder what nursery rhymes are there in your hometown?

05

Last night I videoed with my wife. She talked too much, and then I pretended to be stuck here. I endured it for a long time and didn't move. I thought that she should hang up in the first ten seconds. Unexpectedly, this guy just watched me for two minutes. He said, the fan behind you is not stuck, what are you stuck?

06

There is a Xiao Zhang in the unit, a fat man with a weight of more than 200 kilograms. He was working, and suddenly fainted. Four strong men in our unit carried him onto a stretcher and escorted him to the hospital with an ambulance. The blood test indicators came out. The doctor said he had anemia . We were all confused. He was so fat, how could he be anemia?

07

That day I knew she was married. I didn't sleep all night. I drove a car of more than 300 kilometers to the downstairs of her house and slowly smoked a cigarette... The weather gradually became colder, and the sound of firecrackers sounded. The wedding convoy arrived. She was wearing a wedding dress that day, so beautiful. When I drove a few kilometers with the wedding convoy, I collected the wedding convoy. When she got her message, don’t send it, don’t send it

Your hand tractor is so loud....

08

It’s Mid-Autumn Festival, I’m going to drink with my father-in-law,

I’m more serious and upright. Both brother-in-law and they eat and drink at home, so I took a roast chicken and peanuts + a bottle of white wine to the grave and drink with my deceased father-in-law!

09

Who do you think is the most influential physicist? I wrote " Newton ". As a result, I was the only one in the class who failed. It turned out that everyone wrote the name of the tutor... What kind of world is it?

10

The water repair pipeline at the door was dug up, and I stepped over and the construction uncle next to me said: Oh, you are quite awesome!

I smiled proudly: This is a little bit of a word!

Uncle: The legs are so short and the straddle is still quite far away!

I...