1. It is better to live a beautiful life than to be beautiful! 2. The surface is heart-to-heart, but the background is full of brains. 3. It’s better to take a look at you suddenly than to take a look at you carefully. 4. No matter how good yesterday is, I can’t go back; no matte

1. It is better to live a beautiful life than to be beautiful!

2. The surface is heart-to-heart, but the background is full of brains.

3. It is better to take a look at you suddenly, but it is better to take a look at you carefully.

4. No matter how good yesterday was, I couldn’t go back; no matter how difficult tomorrow was, I had to continue.

5. Tired? Just tired, comfort is left to the dead.

6. The freshman of college starts school, and her classmate’s father sends her to school.

At noon, we went to the restaurant for dinner together and ordered a few

dishes. They were almost finished. She pointed to a dish and asked

her father: "Dad, how did you say this radish carrot carrot

flowers, each piece has the same many holes?"

Her father said angrily: "This is lotus root!!!"

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7. In the first class of the school year, the female head teacher wrote her mobile phone number on the blackboard and asked us to write it down for the convenience of contact. After writing, she said, "My number is easier to remember, full of odd numbers!" Xiao Ming sighed and said quietly, "This seems not very good!" The teacher was puzzled, "What is wrong?" Xiao Ming gradually said, "This is not obviously 'widowed'!" "Get out!..." The teacher looked angry.

8. My mother recently met my aunt in the park and she happened to have a girlfriend who didn’t have a boyfriend, so she matched us to meet. When I arrived at the park today, my mother pointed at a girl and said, "It's that girl." So I walked over and patted her on the shoulder. She was stunned for a moment, and then handed me the bottle of mineral water that had been drunk in her hand. What does this mean!

9. At night, I walked home and passed by an uphill road. There was a dog on the slope. This guy glanced at me obliquely, then sat down and raised his hind legs to scratch itch. As a result, this guy rolled down without doing anything! ! ! Get out! ! Then the guy got up and shouted at me! ! ! I was puzzled! ! What's up to me! !

10. A few days ago, a man named God's Operation added me. Since then, she often chats with me without any trouble. She knows me very well and knows all kinds of habits. Whenever she talks about her hobbies, she always calculates with her fingers very accurately. I wanted to make an appointment when chatting, so I tried to send an invitation. She was very pleased and asked me to send her the address and room number directly! On the day of the appointment, I checked in the room early. I listened to the touching sweetness, waiting for her arrival, knocking on the door, and opening it, and seeing my wife looking at me with a durian in her arms. …

11. Tonight, my parents were not at home, so I had to cook and cook. After pouring the oil into the pan, I heard the phone ringing in the bedroom. I ran back to the bedroom with my cell phone, and walked to the kitchen while making a phone call. When I went to the kitchen, I saw that the oil was turning on and the oil was splashing everywhere. I was excited and threw the phone into the pan...

12. The school canteen fetched water, and a girl behind the boy said shyly to the boy, "Hello man." The boy said, "Really?" The girl: "Nonsense! Super slow!" The boy: "..."

13. A reporter went to Antarctica to interview a group of penguins and asked the first penguins: "What are you doing every day?"

penguins said, "Eat, sleep, beat beans!"

Then asked the second penguins, and the penguins still said, "Eat, eat, sleep, beat beans!"

Then he asked the second penguins, and the penguins still said, "Eat, eat, eat, eat, Sleeping and beating Doudou!” The reporter asked other penguins with confusion, and the answers were the same. He kept asking 99 penguins.

When I reached the 100th little penguin, the reporter walked over and asked it: What do you do every day?

The little penguin replied: "Eat, sleep."

The man asked in surprise: "Why don't you fight beans?"

The little penguin curled his lips and glared at the reporter and said: "I am Doudou!!!"

14. My buddy said to me with great experience: One of the disadvantages of winter is that I wear too much clothes and can't break out when farting. They all surround my body and then rush to my face along the collar.

15. The big flies and the little flies are eating shit. The little flies ask the big flies, Mom, why do we eat shit? The big fly went up and gave the little fly a big mouth and said, don’t say such disgusting things when eating!