1. I really want to sell my house and travel around the world, but the landlord disagrees. 2. People who are beautiful will easily forgive others even if they make mistakes. People who are ugly can't forgive others just for their appearance. 3. Never threaten others with leaving,

1. I really want to sell my house and travel around the world, but the landlord disagrees.

2. A beautiful person can easily forgive others even if he makes a mistake. People who are ugly can't forgive others just for their appearance.

3. Never threaten others with leaving, because you will find that you are really not that important.

4. If you feel that you are as tired as a dog all day, then you have a big misunderstanding, and even dogs are not as tired as you.

5. The salary is like an aunt, once a month, and it will disappear in a week.

6. "Eat so much every day, do you really want to lose weight?" "Enjoy!"

7. Go to eat hot pot and saw the wall of the hot pot restaurant that it was eye-catching: Sheep are raised by yourself, vegetables are grown by yourself, and oil is squeezed by yourself, reminding customers to eat with confidence. When I paid the bill by

, I quietly told the boss: Boss, I drew this money myself, please feel free to use it!

The boss chased me for several streets with a knife, but he didn't catch up. Cut, it's really interesting, my legs grow by myself...

8. In middle school, the physics teacher talked about friction and electricity in class and said: We take off our sweaters in winter. Sweaters will clatter. And electric light. But this won't happen in summer. Why? The boy behind: Because I don’t wear sweaters in summer.

9. The traffic jam lasted for more than ten hours, and a driver finally couldn't stand it. He furiously opened the car door and took out a long baseball bat .

All the traffic jams looked at him in surprise, and saw him slander knocking a snail on the ground to pieces, and while knocking, he cursed: "I have been tolerating you for a long time! I have been following me from the toll station, and you still dare to overtake my car!"

10. Colleague: Boss, I want to raise my salary.

Boss: This is not OK!

Colleague: Then I want to resign.

Boss: No, no! ! Then let's take a step back. I won't give you a salary increase, and you don't want to quit, okay? ? ?

Colleague: OK, thank you boss~

11. I bought fruit on the street and walked back. When I met a colleague, I chatted for a few words and he invited me to sit at his house. When he came to his house, his girlfriend saw me carrying the fruit, and said, "What else do you have to bring when you are here?" He took the fruit and went to the kitchen! I wisely shouted to her back, "Sister-in-law, don't be busy with work, don't make so many dishes, just make two, I can't drink much wine!"

12. After four young people finished their work in the scene, they played poker bets to win or lose. One of the cards was not very skilled and actually lost more than 100 yuan in one go. So the other three joked to "reward" him a few names. One is a Chinese name called "Guanghu Emperor"; one is a Japanese name called "Lost Empty Pants Bag"; one is a Korean name called "Kim Dehu"; and the other is a Russian name called "Lost Everlasting Loft".

13. A woman walked at night and suddenly saw a man walking towards her with his arms spread out, making a hug, and stepped forward and kicked. The man fell to the ground and cried, saying: It's the third one, whom I've been provoking? Is it so difficult to bring a piece of glass home?

14. I went shopping with my husband that day. I passed by a fashion store and saw that the clothes inside were really good, and I immediately felt tempted to buy.

I said to my husband, "The clothes in this store are so beautiful, let's go in and take a walk."

Husband: "What are you shopping? The clothes in this kind of store are super expensive. Have you brought money?"

I saw that my wallet didn't cost much and said, "No."

Husband: "Then go, go in and take a walk."

15. Male: "Sometimes a man deliberately makes mistakes in front of you, making you angry, just to attract your attention, which means he really loves you!" Female: "Shut up and kneel down, there are so many excuses to go out to pick up girls!"