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1. Someone went to a restaurant to eat and after the fried pork slices were served. He found that there was only one piece, so he asked: "When I came here to eat fried pork slices, there were always two pieces. Why is there only one piece today?" The waiter said, "I'm sorry, the - DayDayNews

1. Someone went to a restaurant to eat and after the fried pork slices were served. He found that there was only one piece, so he asked: "When I came here to eat fried pork slices, there were always two pieces. Why is there only one piece today?" The waiter said, "I'm sorry, the

Joke: Although it’s not in ancient times, you still can’t get married now.

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1. The owner of the optical shop teaches the new clerk how to give prices to customers. "When he asks you how much you want, you answer '600 yuan.' If he doesn't blink, you continue: 'This is just the price of the frame, the lenses are 400 yuan.' If he still doesn't blink, you He - DayDayNews

1. The owner of the optical shop teaches the new clerk how to give prices to customers. "When he asks you how much you want, you answer '600 yuan.' If he doesn't blink, you continue: 'This is just the price of the frame, the lenses are 400 yuan.' If he still doesn't blink, you He

Joke: Boss, another case of beer, no wine

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1. Two female secretaries were talking: "Who invented the typewriter? It's annoying!" "What's wrong?" "As soon as I stop working, everyone will hear it immediately." 2. The manager of a company is very enthusiastic about his work. Responsible, I haven't even taken a vacation in t - DayDayNews

1. Two female secretaries were talking: "Who invented the typewriter? It's annoying!" "What's wrong?" "As soon as I stop working, everyone will hear it immediately." 2. The manager of a company is very enthusiastic about his work. Responsible, I haven't even taken a vacation in t

Joke: As long as I don’t work, everyone will hear it immediately

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In the 1990s, shopping malls in the city were equipped with elevators to make it easier for customers to go upstairs and downstairs for shopping. The second uncle thought this was a really good thing, so he went home happily without buying any clothes. - DayDayNews

In the 1990s, shopping malls in the city were equipped with elevators to make it easier for customers to go upstairs and downstairs for shopping. The second uncle thought this was a really good thing, so he went home happily without buying any clothes.

Now let you see what a great god is!

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I paid the electricity bill for two consecutive days, but I didn't expect that the electricity bill was in arrears every day. I really don't know how to calculate the electricity bill? I'm a little confused! The picture comes from the free gallery of Toutiao. My husband asked me - DayDayNews

I paid the electricity bill for two consecutive days, but I didn't expect that the electricity bill was in arrears every day. I really don't know how to calculate the electricity bill? I'm a little confused! The picture comes from the free gallery of Toutiao. My husband asked me

I spent 70 yuan on electricity after doing nothing all night. What's wrong? Really confused

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1. "The client complained that I was too slow and I just showed him this and asked him if he wanted me to go slower." 2. "Trying to kill a fly with the palm of my hand and broke a window. The fly got away." 3. “I don’t think I’ll be using that power bank anytime soon.” 4. “I got - DayDayNews

1. "The client complained that I was too slow and I just showed him this and asked him if he wanted me to go slower." 2. "Trying to kill a fly with the palm of my hand and broke a window. The fly got away." 3. “I don’t think I’ll be using that power bank anytime soon.” 4. “I got

15 Photos That Prove “Smiling is the Only Remedy in Times of Difficulty”

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This maid was too bold. She was not satisfied with meeting the boss in private and wanted to completely overthrow her first wife, so she followed the boss and his wife to the hotel. Lao Wang saw the maid from a distance. He was frightened and warned her not to mess around. Who kn - DayDayNews

This maid was too bold. She was not satisfied with meeting the boss in private and wanted to completely overthrow her first wife, so she followed the boss and his wife to the hotel. Lao Wang saw the maid from a distance. He was frightened and warned her not to mess around. Who kn

Italian love movies show the life of noble ladies vividly and are a feast for the eyes.

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I really can’t answer your question if I’m not in ancient times. My wife made pig trotters for me and asked me to comment on it after I finished it. The couple I met at the subway station fell in love and looked at me in the mirror, who was 188cm tall, and fell into deep thought. - DayDayNews

I really can’t answer your question if I’m not in ancient times. My wife made pig trotters for me and asked me to comment on it after I finished it. The couple I met at the subway station fell in love and looked at me in the mirror, who was 188cm tall, and fell into deep thought.

The couple who met at the subway station and fell in love looked at me in the mirror, 188cm tall, and fell into deep thought.

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1. A gentleman finished his meal in a restaurant and was about to get up and leave after paying the bill. The waiter standing aside saw that he had no intention of paying a tip, so he hurriedly said: "Sir, a customer who sat at this table yesterday gave me a tip of 60 yuan." Sir: - DayDayNews

1. A gentleman finished his meal in a restaurant and was about to get up and leave after paying the bill. The waiter standing aside saw that he had no intention of paying a tip, so he hurriedly said: "Sir, a customer who sat at this table yesterday gave me a tip of 60 yuan." Sir:

Joke: I’m here for comfort! I'm not here to see you being a jerk.

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Everyone, what is the level of this kind of anti-theft system? You may not know yet. Cat: I feel that you are a little offended. I am really a good person who loves to cook. Can anyone explain this? Is it really reasonable? Is there any one? It may be that Ding Yizhen didn't dare - DayDayNews

Everyone, what is the level of this kind of anti-theft system? You may not know yet. Cat: I feel that you are a little offended. I am really a good person who loves to cook. Can anyone explain this? Is it really reasonable? Is there any one? It may be that Ding Yizhen didn't dare

God’s reply: I discovered this while cleaning the house I just rented! Should I tell the landlord?

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#四川# #Share the jingle from your hometown# #Which jingles from childhood do you still remember? The teeth are burnt yellow, pretending to be an expert. If foreigners don’t come, wear socks with slippers. - DayDayNews

#四川# #Share the jingle from your hometown# #Which jingles from childhood do you still remember? The teeth are burnt yellow, pretending to be an expert. If foreigners don’t come, wear socks with slippers.

Haha... I'm laughing so hard! How many Sichuan dishes have you heard of when you were a child?

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@ LiuSanBian: The reason why I drink outside is not only because I like to drink, but more importantly, I like to relax for a while with people who are comfortable with me. Top common learning | Last year and today 852. - DayDayNews

@ LiuSanBian: The reason why I drink outside is not only because I like to drink, but more importantly, I like to relax for a while with people who are comfortable with me. Top common learning | Last year and today 852.

How deeply do outsiders misunderstand Erhuayin | Cold jokes 2209 & Last year today 1852

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Human eyes are easily deceived. As long as the angle and timing are chosen correctly, "seeing is believing" will not be so reliable! Although he is a baby, his hands are already mature. - DayDayNews

Human eyes are easily deceived. As long as the angle and timing are chosen correctly, "seeing is believing" will not be so reliable! Although he is a baby, his hands are already mature.

"20 pictures that are easy to misunderstand! Forgive me for the first one..."

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[Humorous Joke] My niece saw that others had roller skates, and the more she wanted them, especially a pair of roller skates, but my sister disagreed and thought it was too dangerous. So she pestered me to buy her a pair secretly, but she broke her arm when she was studying. I su - DayDayNews

[Humorous Joke] My niece saw that others had roller skates, and the more she wanted them, especially a pair of roller skates, but my sister disagreed and thought it was too dangerous. So she pestered me to buy her a pair secretly, but she broke her arm when she was studying. I su

Humorous joke: Xiao Ming, I call you husband, do you dare to say yes?

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1. A and B are taking a train to Beijing. A suddenly says to B: "Have you noticed that the salesperson on this train is always pushing a trolley around and shouting a couplet?" Curiously asked: "What couplet? Why didn't I hear it?" A said: "Listen, the first couplet is - cigarett - DayDayNews

1. A and B are taking a train to Beijing. A suddenly says to B: "Have you noticed that the salesperson on this train is always pushing a trolley around and shouting a couplet?" Curiously asked: "What couplet? Why didn't I hear it?" A said: "Listen, the first couplet is - cigarett

Sometimes happiness comes from the little things in life

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This is probably the biggest surprise this Christmas. When I woke up, I was heartbroken. I'm afraid this kind of surprise will be unforgettable for a lifetime... What's going on? I really can’t afford to hurt my short legs! Dude, stop pretending to be a calligrapher. You are not - DayDayNews

This is probably the biggest surprise this Christmas. When I woke up, I was heartbroken. I'm afraid this kind of surprise will be unforgettable for a lifetime... What's going on? I really can’t afford to hurt my short legs! Dude, stop pretending to be a calligrapher. You are not

A moment of relaxation: "What made them all choose the left side?"

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In early June, North Vietnam's offensive was not so desperate. In fact, they were withdrawing from the An Loc area step by step. By the end of June, the two-month blockade of An Loc was finally lifted. South Vietnam lost 12,800 soldiers during the siege. , North Vietnam's casualt - DayDayNews

In early June, North Vietnam's offensive was not so desperate. In fact, they were withdrawing from the An Loc area step by step. By the end of June, the two-month blockade of An Loc was finally lifted. South Vietnam lost 12,800 soldiers during the siege. , North Vietnam's casualt

556. “More bombs and helicopters!”——The Siege of An Loc in the Vietnam War

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In our impression, how much is an ice cream worth? It’s only two, three, three, five yuan. But I don’t know since when, ice cream seems to have become more and more expensive. Every single one costs upwards of five yuan, and some brands even cost more than ten yuan or dozens of y - DayDayNews

In our impression, how much is an ice cream worth? It’s only two, three, three, five yuan. But I don’t know since when, ice cream seems to have become more and more expensive. Every single one costs upwards of five yuan, and some brands even cost more than ten yuan or dozens of y

Where can I find Ice Cream Assassin? How much does the most expensive ice cream you’ve ever eaten cost?

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In the past, when I went to the market, I had to set off at dawn, and I had to climb several mountains with my backpack on my back to reach the market. At the market, some people were selling local eggs, and some were selling calves... It was the Chinese New Year, and there were - DayDayNews

In the past, when I went to the market, I had to set off at dawn, and I had to climb several mountains with my backpack on my back to reach the market. At the market, some people were selling local eggs, and some were selling calves... It was the Chinese New Year, and there were

"Traffic is prosperous, Zhaotong is prosperous" essay selection (33)丨Come back with one sentence, then come back

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Because July 11th and 12th are Mondays and Tuesdays, and the 9th and 10th are weekends, they are normal holidays. In this way, we will have a short holiday of 4 consecutive days. Compatriots in other areas Just be envious! - DayDayNews

Because July 11th and 12th are Mondays and Tuesdays, and the 9th and 10th are weekends, they are normal holidays. In this way, we will have a short holiday of 4 consecutive days. Compatriots in other areas Just be envious!

Ningxia will have a 4-day holiday for the Corban Festival in 2022. How will you celebrate it? Where to go?

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China-Singapore Jingwei, July 6. On the evening of the 5th, Du Xiaoman responded on Weibo to some media reports that "depositors discovered that Du Xiaoman's deposit products have become financial management." Du Xiaoman said that no modifications have been made to the relevant p - DayDayNews

China-Singapore Jingwei, July 6. On the evening of the 5th, Du Xiaoman responded on Weibo to some media reports that "depositors discovered that Du Xiaoman's deposit products have become financial management." Du Xiaoman said that no modifications have been made to the relevant p

Du Xiaoman responded to "Savers' deposits become financial management": No modifications were made

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Liu Bang, the emperor of the Han Dynasty, loved the woman he loved most in his life, named Qi Ji. He loves Wujiwu, and he also dotes on their son, King Zhao Liu Ruyi. However, Liu Bang knew very well that if one day he was gone, Qi Ji and her son would definitely be made things d - DayDayNews

Liu Bang, the emperor of the Han Dynasty, loved the woman he loved most in his life, named Qi Ji. He loves Wujiwu, and he also dotes on their son, King Zhao Liu Ruyi. However, Liu Bang knew very well that if one day he was gone, Qi Ji and her son would definitely be made things d

Zhou Chang, Liu Bang’s only trusted minister: learn his method of “square on the outside and round on the inside”

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