Key & Peele - Substitute Teacher 1&2 (cut)

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1. There were two beauties sitting in front of me on the bus. One said: "I still think boys should have longer legs." The other said: "I think so too. When you are blocked in an alley, you can escape from his crotch." . . ." 2. One person asked his friend: "Why do you laugh when - DayDayNews

1. There were two beauties sitting in front of me on the bus. One said: "I still think boys should have longer legs." The other said: "I think so too. When you are blocked in an alley, you can escape from his crotch." . . ." 2. One person asked his friend: "Why do you laugh when

Happy moment: My daughter went on a blind date and came back and said: The blind date failed again.

05/15 1887

One day, I was chatting with a colleague. The colleague talked about one of his neighbors, a lady in her forties, very strange. She often came to her colleagues' houses to borrow things. At first, it was occasionally, soy sauce, salt, onions, ginger, garlic [courgette] and other - DayDayNews

One day, I was chatting with a colleague. The colleague talked about one of his neighbors, a lady in her forties, very strange. She often came to her colleagues' houses to borrow things. At first, it was occasionally, soy sauce, salt, onions, ginger, garlic [courgette] and other

Weird neighbors can lend you all kinds of things. The key is to come at any time. "The only thing I need to borrow is my husband."

05/16 1978

I graduated from a 985 in Beijing with a bachelor's degree and am now 26 years old. When I was crossing the road when I was a child, the red light came on, and my mother pulled me to keep walking. I asked my mother why they didn't make it to the intersection, and my mother said t - DayDayNews

I graduated from a 985 in Beijing with a bachelor's degree and am now 26 years old. When I was crossing the road when I was a child, the red light came on, and my mother pulled me to keep walking. I asked my mother why they didn't make it to the intersection, and my mother said t

A person's ideas can be as old as a gourd melon

05/13 1286

1. On the bus, a pregnant woman standing said to a strange man sitting next to her: Don’t you know I’m pregnant? The man looked very nervous and said: But the child is not mine! 2. The son and his father went to the zoo. The son rode on his father's back. When he came to a donkey - DayDayNews

1. On the bus, a pregnant woman standing said to a strange man sitting next to her: Don’t you know I’m pregnant? The man looked very nervous and said: But the child is not mine! 2. The son and his father went to the zoo. The son rode on his father's back. When he came to a donkey

This wave of humorous jokes for friends is classic, interesting, and cute.

05/14 1197

Have you ever seen a school express delivery station on Double Eleven, surrounded by the fear of express delivery? Let's put it this way, wholesale rope costs about 0.03 yuan, and after tying it up, it costs 0.03 W. - DayDayNews

Have you ever seen a school express delivery station on Double Eleven, surrounded by the fear of express delivery? Let's put it this way, wholesale rope costs about 0.03 yuan, and after tying it up, it costs 0.03 W.

"Isn't it just a breakfast? Big brother's eyes are straight!" Hahaha, it's so beautiful.

05/15 1198

Please open your arms and smile. 01 Hello everyone, my surname is Fan. Because I always speak coldly, everyone calls me, please pay attention when speaking. 02 You must think twice before doing anything: Can I not do it? Can I do it tomorrow? Can I do it for others? 03 I want to - DayDayNews

Please open your arms and smile. 01 Hello everyone, my surname is Fan. Because I always speak coldly, everyone calls me, please pay attention when speaking. 02 You must think twice before doing anything: Can I not do it? Can I do it tomorrow? Can I do it for others? 03 I want to

The copywriting is poisonous, I will laugh it off and I will not be held responsible

05/14 1476

Recently, Lao Zhang fell in love with playing mahjong and went to the chess and card room every day. His son Xiao Zhang was puzzled: "Dad, you used to strongly oppose us playing mahjong, how come you are obsessed with it now?" - DayDayNews

Recently, Lao Zhang fell in love with playing mahjong and went to the chess and card room every day. His son Xiao Zhang was puzzled: "Dad, you used to strongly oppose us playing mahjong, how come you are obsessed with it now?"

Humor World: Let him go

05/16 1673

My best friend kindly advised me: "We don't need to be obsessed with nymphomaniacs and imitate those perverts who follow good housewives into the men's room~" For example, when you are touching up your makeup, there happens to be a boy who has finished his work and leaves the toi - DayDayNews

My best friend kindly advised me: "We don't need to be obsessed with nymphomaniacs and imitate those perverts who follow good housewives into the men's room~" For example, when you are touching up your makeup, there happens to be a boy who has finished his work and leaves the toi

I accidentally entered the men's room because I forgot my glasses, and was hung up.

05/15 1725

1. Me: Brother, what are you looking for? Him: Stop talking, it will interrupt my train of thought. Don’t you know that people are most afraid of being disturbed when they are looking for something? It made me forget what I was looking for. Some people are so short-handed that th - DayDayNews

1. Me: Brother, what are you looking for? Him: Stop talking, it will interrupt my train of thought. Don’t you know that people are most afraid of being disturbed when they are looking for something? It made me forget what I was looking for. Some people are so short-handed that th

Wise words are like bricks, just for challenging people

05/16 1427

On this day, Dagang came to work at the company. Before he sat down, his colleague Ayong exclaimed: "What's wrong with your face?" It turned out that Dagang had two eye-catching scratches on the left side of his face. Ayong whispered: "My sister-in-law must have caught her." Daga - DayDayNews

On this day, Dagang came to work at the company. Before he sat down, his colleague Ayong exclaimed: "What's wrong with your face?" It turned out that Dagang had two eye-catching scratches on the left side of his face. Ayong whispered: "My sister-in-law must have caught her." Daga

The World of Humor: A Foodie’s Promise

05/16 1184

1. Many years ago, I was eating ice cream in front of my house. A child in the distance swallowed his saliva while looking at my ice cream. I saw how pitiful he was, so I called him over, gave him a stool and said, "Come, sit down and watch..." Many years later We went on a blind - DayDayNews

1. Many years ago, I was eating ice cream in front of my house. A child in the distance swallowed his saliva while looking at my ice cream. I saw how pitiful he was, so I called him over, gave him a stool and said, "Come, sit down and watch..." Many years later We went on a blind

Happy moment joke: One day I had an argument with my wife over a trivial matter, and the more the argument got worse, the more violent it became.

05/20 1846

It was a windy and dark night, so I shyly said to him, "I'm afraid of the dark. Please send me upstairs." He shouted "ouch" and turned on the voice-activated lights on half of the floor. Me: "Why didn't you go out to play last night?" Friend: "I'm not happy, a friend of mine is b - DayDayNews

It was a windy and dark night, so I shyly said to him, "I'm afraid of the dark. Please send me upstairs." He shouted "ouch" and turned on the voice-activated lights on half of the floor. Me: "Why didn't you go out to play last night?" Friend: "I'm not happy, a friend of mine is b

Today’s joke (3)

05/20 1840

Let's experience it together: I feel embarrassed again. Hahahaha, the scene was awkward for a while...I'm sorry, it's really funny hahahaha. Stop talking, I smell it. - DayDayNews

Let's experience it together: I feel embarrassed again. Hahahaha, the scene was awkward for a while...I'm sorry, it's really funny hahahaha. Stop talking, I smell it.

"The most shameful moment during a girl's physical examination! Hahaha, I feel like I'm suffocating..."

05/19 1262

Girls with flat chests are in such a miserable state... If someone else drips some soup on my chest, I can drip it on my fucking shoes! Duck Blood Vermicelli Soup Shop: Duck is anemic, take a day off. - DayDayNews

Girls with flat chests are in such a miserable state... If someone else drips some soup on my chest, I can drip it on my fucking shoes! Duck Blood Vermicelli Soup Shop: Duck is anemic, take a day off.

"It's so miserable for girls with flat chests!" Netizen: It's really heartbreaking...

05/19 1347

Girls must not shake their hands when taking selfies, especially when they turn on beauty makeup, otherwise you will be like them! @PIPIZJIA的Wow weird: None of the three of us admit that this face is ours. - DayDayNews

Girls must not shake their hands when taking selfies, especially when they turn on beauty makeup, otherwise you will be like them! @PIPIZJIA的Wow weird: None of the three of us admit that this face is ours.

“Girls, please don’t shake your hands when taking selfies! Otherwise, your soul will be out of body!”

05/19 1924

#Tell me about something embarrassing but funny you have done? #The kind that makes me laugh even now when I think about it. The comments from netizens are so wonderful! ▼I thought of a way to make extra money... ▼My habit of embarrassing others has happened again... ▼Hahahahahah - DayDayNews

#Tell me about something embarrassing but funny you have done? #The kind that makes me laugh even now when I think about it. The comments from netizens are so wonderful! ▼I thought of a way to make extra money... ▼My habit of embarrassing others has happened again... ▼Hahahahahah

"I accidentally transferred the colored video to the family group. I wanted to withdraw it but clicked delete..."

05/19 1707

A-shares opened higher and fell back. The Shanghai Composite Index rose 1.4%, the Shenzhen Component Index rose 2.41%, and the GEM Index rose 2.87%. The net purchase volume of northbound funds was 5.365 billion, and the transaction volume was 1.2755 billion. - DayDayNews

A-shares opened higher and fell back. The Shanghai Composite Index rose 1.4%, the Shenzhen Component Index rose 2.41%, and the GEM Index rose 2.87%. The net purchase volume of northbound funds was 5.365 billion, and the transaction volume was 1.2755 billion.

Rush high and fall back! Need to adjust again tomorrow? Should we reduce our positions in new energy, liquor, medicine, and chips?

05/20 1460

Usually scammers will pretend to be tourists. They are well-dressed and speak impeccable English. They often use the excuse that their car has broken down or been stolen and try to borrow a few hundred euros from well-wishers. - DayDayNews

Usually scammers will pretend to be tourists. They are well-dressed and speak impeccable English. They often use the excuse that their car has broken down or been stolen and try to borrow a few hundred euros from well-wishers.

"Social" Driving Holidays Beware of Common Scams in "Service Areas" to Avoid Losing Hundreds of Euros

05/20 1617

On July 1, on the occasion of the 101st anniversary of the founding of the Communist Party of China, a flag-raising ceremony for municipal agencies and an oath-taking event for party members were held in the Municipal Administrative Center Square, inspiring party members and cadr - DayDayNews

On July 1, on the occasion of the 101st anniversary of the founding of the Communist Party of China, a flag-raising ceremony for municipal agencies and an oath-taking event for party members were held in the Municipal Administrative Center Square, inspiring party members and cadr

Municipal agencies held a flag-raising ceremony and party member swearing-in event

05/20 1301

Friends who have lived in rural areas all know that there is a bug that eats bamboo shoots, which is called bamboo shoot beetle in our dialect. It can be said to be a kind of pest that we all caught and played with when we were children. - DayDayNews

Friends who have lived in rural areas all know that there is a bug that eats bamboo shoots, which is called bamboo shoot beetle in our dialect. It can be said to be a kind of pest that we all caught and played with when we were children.

Gao Zigou Story Shen (bamboo shoot) beetle

05/20 1049

A short story every day to show you the bittersweet relationship between housekeeping sisters and their employers. This is purely fictitious, and any similarity is purely coincidental, as you will understand. The three children are 11-year-old son Yaoyao, 8-year-old daughter Junj - DayDayNews

A short story every day to show you the bittersweet relationship between housekeeping sisters and their employers. This is purely fictitious, and any similarity is purely coincidental, as you will understand. The three children are 11-year-old son Yaoyao, 8-year-old daughter Junj

She has been working as a nanny for all these years - the self-defeating effect of wealthy life (415)

05/20 1996

When I was ten years old, my parents' ages were roughly my current age. I remember very clearly that one day my father came back from working in the fields. As soon as he entered the door, he pulled out a chair and sat in a well-lit area in front of the hall - his posture seemed - DayDayNews

When I was ten years old, my parents' ages were roughly my current age. I remember very clearly that one day my father came back from working in the fields. As soon as he entered the door, he pulled out a chair and sat in a well-lit area in front of the hall - his posture seemed

Micro-novel: Troublesome things

05/20 1179