Please open your arms and smile. 01 Hello everyone, my surname is Fan. Because I always speak coldly, everyone calls me, please pay attention when speaking. 02 You must think twice before doing anything: Can I not do it? Can I do it tomorrow? Can I do it for others? 03 I want to

I'd like to ask you to open your arms a little bit, and you'll laugh out loud~~~

01 Hello everyone, my surname is Fan, because I always speak coldly, so everyone calls me,

Be careful when you speak

02 You must think twice before doing anything OK:

Can I not do

Can I do it tomorrow

Can I do it for others

03 I want to play with people with similar family backgrounds,

Is there anyone who can beg for food?

04 The current salary is not W, I am really embarrassed to tell you. Let me tell you.

My monthly salary is 0.2w

05I always thought I was the most beautiful woman in the world, until I met Liu Yifei,

I found out it was the two of us

06I heard that the average Chinese touches their mobile phone 150 times a day , I laughed, it was nonsense, it was obviously just once,

I picked it up when I woke up, and put it down before going to bed

07 I advise everyone not to stay up late, it is not good for the eyes,

I can no longer see the money in WeChat and Alipay 08 The weather is hot.

Friends who want to play in the water can come to my house to wash the dishes.

09 Nurse: Wake up.

Patient: What are you doing? Take note of who has any objections to you

11 You will feel lonely when you eat alone,

but not when you eat snacks alone

12 "What kind of man do you like?"

"I like to shine when I smile. man

"Are you talking about Tathagata?"

13 If there is anything about me that you don't like,

please restrain yourself

14 A friend of 1998 said he wanted to go to for a hair transplant ,

I sighed in my heart, only then How old are you?

You can earn enough money for hair transplants

15 Every time you scold someone, have you ever considered the other person’s feelings?

Anyway, I do, try not to use dialect,

I’m afraid that the other person won’t understand.

16 My mind is full of homework, but What should I do?

I can't lose my mind.

17 Don't ask me if I have any talent.

The problem is that I can do acrobatics.

For example: backing off, trying to get into trouble, and arguing.

18 I bought a pot of mimosa today. How can I move it when I get back? I was not shy to go back and ask the boss,

19 "How do you think Sunflower spends the night without the sun?"

"Eating melon seeds!

20 At first Peking University had a recommendation qualification, but I didn't go because I wasn't used to it. Due to the weather here,

I was not the one who was escorted.

21 I think I am pretty good at coaxing boys to sleep.

As soon as I said "Are you there?"

they said they were going to bed.

22 Just because I look at you one more time in the crowd

Just ask me to go to the blackboard to answer the question,

23 "Is my face oily?

Reflective light makes it difficult to see clearly