It is clear that in the final exam, Xiao Ming only scored 20 points in mathematics. Mother took the test paper and asked Xiao Ming: I told you this question, do you remember it? Xiao Ming replied: I vaguely remember. The mother asked again: I also told you the following question,

clearly

Xiao Ming only scored 20 points in the final exam in mathematics.

The mother took the test paper and asked Xiao Ming: I told you this question, do you remember it?

Xiao Ming replied: I vaguely remember.

The mother asked again: I also told you the following question, do you remember it?

Xiao Ming replied: I vaguely remember.

Mother looked down and saw that most of the wrong questions had been explained to Xiao Ming, and she said angrily: The day before the exam, I told you all these questions, do you remember?

Xiao Ming replied: I vaguely remember.

’s mother said angrily: You remember every question I’ve ever asked you vaguely, so what exactly do you remember so clearly?

Xiao Ming lowered his head and remained silent.

Mother said: If you can't tell the truth, don't eat dinner. Also, think about it before you speak. If you lie, don't eat dinner.

As soon as Xiao Ming saw that he couldn't escape, he thought about it seriously, and then said: When you were talking about it, I was thinking about other things. I remember this clearly.

wifi signal

Lao Li opened a small restaurant. Every time it was time for dinner, there would be so many customers. Many people didn't want to wait, so they went to other places.

After someone's advice, Lao Li installed broadband in the hotel and bought a wireless router to allow customers to access the Internet for free, thus retaining many customers. Because

was too busy, the router was temporarily placed on the first table on the left side of the door. Around noon, a tall and fat woman came in, ordered a bowl of steamed noodles , and then sat behind the table with the router and played with her mobile phone.

Waiter Xiao Zhang came over and said with a smile: Hello madam, we are too close to the wireless router and there is radiation. I suggest you change to the seat next to me.

The woman said: It's okay, the radiation is small and not harmful to the body.

Xiao Zhang added: What I mean is, if you sit here, I’m worried that the customers behind you won’t be able to receive the wifi signal.

immoral

When I was in college, the first class in the morning was advanced mathematics class. The professor was giving a passionate speech on the podium, while two students in the first row were chatting quietly. Professor

stopped, looked at them and said: The teacher must stay quiet when he is teaching.

Then he scanned the classroom and found that at least half of the students were sleeping, so he continued: Because it is immoral to disturb other people's sleep.

Looking for a partner

Last week, Xiao Wang went to a dating agency to find a partner. The

dating agency introduced him to a girl. Xiao Wang met the girl once but didn't like her. This week, the dating agency introduced him to another one, but Xiao Wang still didn't like it.

Xiao Wang said to the staff of the dating agency: The girl you introduced to me this time is not as beautiful as the last one. The staff of

said: How is it possible? She is the girl last week. She went to Zhengzhou for two days and got tanned.