1. A housewife who has just moved in often borrows things from her neighbors. One day, the neighbor finally persuaded her implicitly: "A family is indispensable for some daily necessities, so you have to buy them."
The housewife looked shy and said embarrassedly: "You are right to remind me, I am thinking of borrowing some more from you. Where's the money?"
2. Neighbor: "Did I return your lawn mower to you last month?"
Tom said angrily: "No!"
The neighbor said disappointedly: "Oh, what should I do? Now I need to borrow it again."
3. When I was a child, my family always liked to sit together and watch TV. Whenever there is a kissing scene, my mother will immediately change the channel if she is curious. When I grew up, I occasionally watched TV with my family and saw kissing clips. We were indifferent, but my mother became more energetic. He pointed at us and started to nag, saying: "Look at her! You can only look at her. When will you have a girlfriend?"
4. I took my 6-year-old niece to KFC eats burgers. I met someone doing street research on the road, and he seemed to be an anchor. She asked: "If your girlfriend checks your phone and reads your chat history, will you get angry?" Just when I was thinking about how to give her a perfect answer, my little niece said: "Sister, please don't embarrass my uncle. He is like this." How can a person like this have a girlfriend?
5. My friend was caught driving drunk. It was during the period of severe crackdowns. He was detained for fifteen days and had nothing to say. He couldn’t even pay for a relationship. I asked him one time when he was eating, what was it like to be in jail? How? He said everything else was fine, but boring. I asked him how to make it boring. He said, there is a fly swatter in each cubicle. Two people divide it up. You shoot a few, I shoot a few, and I shoot a few in the morning. I'll shoot a few this afternoon. No grabbing is allowed, and no more fighting is allowed, otherwise time will be really difficult.
6. A friend of mine works in a bar, and he usually knows a lot of girls. Today, my sister-in-law is angry because of something like this. The buddy said aggrievedly: Sometimes a man deliberately makes mistakes in front of you to make you angry. In fact, he just wants to attract your attention. This shows that he really loves you! The sister-in-law threw his hand away: "Shut up and kneel down, go out and find other girls who have already entered the hotel and you have so many excuses!"
7. A: "The newly moved neighbor is so disgusting. He came to my house in the middle of the night last night and rang my doorbell."
B: "It's really disgusting! Did you call the police immediately?"
A: "No. I treat them like they are." It’s crazy, keep blowing my trumpet”
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