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God’s reply: I just want to have breakfast, my brother’s eyes are straight! Hahaha, it’s so beautiful. God’s reply: Some people always say that they are not doing well, but they gain a lot of weight when they step on the scale. - DayDayNews

God’s reply: I just want to have breakfast, my brother’s eyes are straight! Hahaha, it’s so beautiful. God’s reply: Some people always say that they are not doing well, but they gain a lot of weight when they step on the scale.

God replied: Just have breakfast, my brother’s eyes will be straight! Hahaha, it’s so beautiful

06/01 1854

(1) He looks very happy (2) I think he really tried his best (3) He has experience (4) Thinking on the bright side, the businessman is just stupid, not bad (5) Meow Meow Bandit: Put you Hand over all the dried fish! ! ! (6) Peanut crumbs made from crushed peanuts (7) Feeding the - DayDayNews

(1) He looks very happy (2) I think he really tried his best (3) He has experience (4) Thinking on the bright side, the businessman is just stupid, not bad (5) Meow Meow Bandit: Put you Hand over all the dried fish! ! ! (6) Peanut crumbs made from crushed peanuts (7) Feeding the

Daily Hilarious Picture God Comment Award: Why do you drink horse urine and brag about cowhide?

06/06 1833

01 I was almost touched by a girl, boys must protect themselves! Schoolboy: Boys should not wear so little in public places and learn to protect themselves! 02 Congratulate yourself...Student scumbag: Congratulate yourself, you have found a new job! 03 When we meet on a narrow ro - DayDayNews

01 I was almost touched by a girl, boys must protect themselves! Schoolboy: Boys should not wear so little in public places and learn to protect themselves! 02 Congratulate yourself...Student scumbag: Congratulate yourself, you have found a new job! 03 When we meet on a narrow ro

Daily Smile: A girl almost touched her, boys must protect themselves

06/04 1693

More than 20 years ago, I was sitting naked at the door playing in the mud. A wave of family planning check-ups came over and asked: "Child, where is your mother?" Me: My mother didn’t let me tell anyone, she hid it at my eldest mother’s house. At this time, the father came out: - DayDayNews

More than 20 years ago, I was sitting naked at the door playing in the mud. A wave of family planning check-ups came over and asked: "Child, where is your mother?" Me: My mother didn’t let me tell anyone, she hid it at my eldest mother’s house. At this time, the father came out:

Humorous joke: More than 20 years ago, I sat naked at the door and played in the mud

06/04 1711

# funny moment# Lao Wang has been married for nearly 20 years. Although the two couples are in love, the only flaw is that no matter how hard they work, Lao Wang’s wife can never conceive a child. - DayDayNews

# funny moment# Lao Wang has been married for nearly 20 years. Although the two couples are in love, the only flaw is that no matter how hard they work, Lao Wang’s wife can never conceive a child.

Behind Lao Lai Dezi

06/04 1124

When I have a job, I feel like the company will close down without me. When I pay wages, I feel like the company is forcing me to leave. Ordinary cat and eight-legged two-tailed cat | Last year today 1853. - DayDayNews

When I have a job, I feel like the company will close down without me. When I pay wages, I feel like the company is forcing me to leave. Ordinary cat and eight-legged two-tailed cat | Last year today 1853.

"Contemporary Lu Xun" | Cold jokes 2210 & Last year today 1853

06/04 1594

1. My second-rate daughter-in-law suddenly said today: "Husband, I think you are so picky." Me: "I am correcting you very seriously. Only those who have money and are reluctant to spend it are called picky. People like me are called...poor!" 2. I protested to my wife: "You have a - DayDayNews

1. My second-rate daughter-in-law suddenly said today: "Husband, I think you are so picky." Me: "I am correcting you very seriously. Only those who have money and are reluctant to spend it are called picky. People like me are called...poor!" 2. I protested to my wife: "You have a

Duanzi: There are two big things in the world that are unclear

06/07 1017

Ouyang Xu's behavior in court disturbed the emperor, "I never kill a scholar-official, but you, you piece of shit, are really not worthy of being a scholar-official." When I saw this, I felt that the official was already very angry. He said angrily that the next second he could k - DayDayNews

Ouyang Xu's behavior in court disturbed the emperor, "I never kill a scholar-official, but you, you piece of shit, are really not worthy of being a scholar-official." When I saw this, I felt that the official was already very angry. He said angrily that the next second he could k

Menghualu: I got the official idea

06/04 1528

Summer passes quietly, leaving little secrets behind. Summer has arrived. Today I will take stock of those weird things that can only be done in summer. Summer car seats are extremely hot. Summer is here. I believe many friends have burned their butts from electric cars. , next t - DayDayNews

Summer passes quietly, leaving little secrets behind. Summer has arrived. Today I will take stock of those weird things that can only be done in summer. Summer car seats are extremely hot. Summer is here. I believe many friends have burned their butts from electric cars. , next t

Take stock of the weird things you did in summer

06/05 1192

1. A hilarious and classic joke about eating. During lunch, the Wi-Fi password in the store is “fwyzksppj”. The password is so hard to remember! The boss smiled and replied: Actually it is not difficult to remember, it is "waiter, open ten more bottles of beer". I read and entere - DayDayNews

1. A hilarious and classic joke about eating. During lunch, the Wi-Fi password in the store is “fwyzksppj”. The password is so hard to remember! The boss smiled and replied: Actually it is not difficult to remember, it is "waiter, open ten more bottles of beer". I read and entere

Hilarious classic jokes about eating, hilarious jokes about embarrassing things in college

06/02 1412

Thunder Gaba tastes delicious, I will have to come back like this tomorrow. This fish must be the big brother in the river. Its scales are unique. I originally wanted to give the bride a surprise, but ended up being shocked and feeling like the night was over. - DayDayNews

Thunder Gaba tastes delicious, I will have to come back like this tomorrow. This fish must be the big brother in the river. Its scales are unique. I originally wanted to give the bride a surprise, but ended up being shocked and feeling like the night was over.

Collection of funny animations: Thunder Ga Bar tastes so good, I will have to do it again tomorrow, hahaha

06/10 1107

That's enough, that's it. It's done. This last kick was a bit too much. What does this sprinkler truck mean? I just want to wash my feet. I guess this girl was quite speechless at the time. She never expected this to happen. - DayDayNews

That's enough, that's it. It's done. This last kick was a bit too much. What does this sprinkler truck mean? I just want to wash my feet. I guess this girl was quite speechless at the time. She never expected this to happen.

Collection of funny animations: The last kick was a bit too much! Hahaha

06/10 1454

The husband and wife quarrel, and the husband ignores his wife and lies alone in bed sulking. The wife finally couldn't bear it anymore and asked, "What are you doing?" The man spent less than 50 yuan online and bought the key to a Ferrari sports car. - DayDayNews

The husband and wife quarrel, and the husband ignores his wife and lies alone in bed sulking. The wife finally couldn't bear it anymore and asked, "What are you doing?" The man spent less than 50 yuan online and bought the key to a Ferrari sports car.

Good morning~ I wish you happiness every day

06/10 1430

Do you know why? How big of a mistake is this? If you catch a cicada, you will keep it for the whole summer. My friend married a Russian beauty. Do you regret it now? - DayDayNews

Do you know why? How big of a mistake is this? If you catch a cicada, you will keep it for the whole summer. My friend married a Russian beauty. Do you regret it now?

My friend married a Russian beauty. Do you regret it now? The comments are so excellent. Hahaha

06/10 1285

Look at the picture below, what does it mean? Something seems to be wrong. Where is the child? The child seems to be missing. I have to go back and look for it. Why is it missing again? You are the only one left. Then you can go down too. - DayDayNews

Look at the picture below, what does it mean? Something seems to be wrong. Where is the child? The child seems to be missing. I have to go back and look for it. Why is it missing again? You are the only one left. Then you can go down too.

Collection of funny animations: Are you sure you didn’t eat something wrong? Or is that just like this? Hahaha

06/10 1120

Lin Xiangyu is from Xi'an, Li Dapeng is a second-generation rich man from Xiamen, Guan Chao is a high school student who went to college in a Shanghai alley, and Xie Xun reformed his girlfriend, and went from being a gangster in Chongqing to a college student, all majoring in mar - DayDayNews

Lin Xiangyu is from Xi'an, Li Dapeng is a second-generation rich man from Xiamen, Guan Chao is a high school student who went to college in a Shanghai alley, and Xie Xun reformed his girlfriend, and went from being a gangster in Chongqing to a college student, all majoring in mar

From the movie "The Brother Who Sleeps on My Upper Bunk", after graduation and internship, I came back to summarize social experience: failure

06/10 1713

On July 6, foreign airlines, the Civil Aviation Administration of China issued a circuit breaker order to Air France AF382 and three other flights. Starting from August 8, the flight will continue to be suspended for two flights. - DayDayNews

On July 6, foreign airlines, the Civil Aviation Administration of China issued a circuit breaker order to Air France AF382 and three other flights. Starting from August 8, the flight will continue to be suspended for two flights.

33 confirmed cases! Emergency pause! | More contagious! alert! This mutant strain has been imported into the country

06/10 1096

Pisces people are very self-disciplined. They become more courageous with every setback. They will never act hastily. They are ambitious and like to help disadvantaged groups. They like to consider others and will not put themselves first. - DayDayNews

Pisces people are very self-disciplined. They become more courageous with every setback. They will never act hastily. They are ambitious and like to help disadvantaged groups. They like to consider others and will not put themselves first.

After 9 days, the three zodiac signs are gentle, passionate and daring.

06/10 1715

Source of the article: Rabbit Travel Network (ID: Tgjtripcom) The world is big and winter is very cold. Do you want to go to Qingdao to see it together? Check out the beautiful scenery and feed the seagulls. Which one is your favorite "guest"? Recently, the editor compiled A Qing - DayDayNews

Source of the article: Rabbit Travel Network (ID: Tgjtripcom) The world is big and winter is very cold. Do you want to go to Qingdao to see it together? Check out the beautiful scenery and feed the seagulls. Which one is your favorite "guest"? Recently, the editor compiled A Qing

Where can you go in 2022? Take you to enjoy the beautiful Qingdao

06/10 1722

(Source: Shibei District) Xinwang News on April 19 (Chief Reporter Du Gaoran) The municipal party committee and municipal government have deployed a three-year campaign of urban renewal and urban construction, which has brought rare opportunities for Shibei District to build a mo - DayDayNews

(Source: Shibei District) Xinwang News on April 19 (Chief Reporter Du Gaoran) The municipal party committee and municipal government have deployed a three-year campaign of urban renewal and urban construction, which has brought rare opportunities for Shibei District to build a mo

Taitung Pedestrian Street renovation project is progressing smoothly and landscape construction is expected to begin in May

06/10 1021

March 20th is an ordinary Sunday, but it is not ordinary. On this day, the former "fashion landmark" Zhongshan Mall was demolished and will be converted into a civil air defense parking lot. - DayDayNews

March 20th is an ordinary Sunday, but it is not ordinary. On this day, the former "fashion landmark" Zhongshan Mall was demolished and will be converted into a civil air defense parking lot.

My Qingdao, my city | Goodbye, Zhongshan Mall. Goodbye, Taitung Pedestrian Street Overpass

06/10 1439

In recent years, as consumers' dining habits continue to change, catering operators are increasingly exploring potential and upgrading in areas such as dining environment, dish features, and brand culture.

Qilu Good Taste｜The first batch of "Qilu Famous Snacks" in 2022 is released

06/10 1577