01 I was almost touched by a girl, boys must protect themselves! Schoolboy: Boys should not wear so little in public places and learn to protect themselves! 02 Congratulate yourself...Student scumbag: Congratulate yourself, you have found a new job! 03 When we meet on a narrow ro

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I was almost touched by a girl,

boys must protect themselves!

Student scumbag: Boys should not wear so little in public places,

learn to protect yourself!

02

Congratulations to yourself...

Student scumbag: Congratulations to yourself, you have found a new job!

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When we meet on a narrow road, the brave wins...

Dog: Send me the video and send it to a dog friend circle!

04

What a filial son

Student scumbag: The old man never dreamed that

this grandson is a real grandson.

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You have to wait until the chickens have finished eating the rice, the dogs have finished licking the noodles, and

the candlelight has burned out the iron chains before the ferocious beast can be released.

Student scumbag: What kind of rule does it violate?

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The dog was stunned

The dog: He didn’t know which melon to eat for a while.

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I broke up a little early

Idiot: As long as you are not embarrassed, others will be embarrassed.

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"The Basketball Boy Who Will Be Strong All His Life"

Learning Scumbag: When the second ball started to get stuck,

the nature of the matter changed!

09

will bring you a different surprise every time you go home!

Gouzi: Did you come back empty-handed?

10

Please add a comment!

Student scumbag: Lao Tie Shen’s comments depend on you!

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1. The mantis catches the cicada, Nuwa catches the sky, the dead sheep catches the prison, and the strong points catch the weak points. These are the four famous catches in history. 2. My wife called me: Honey, it’s time to eat. I went to the kitchen and saw that there was nothin - DayDayNews

1. The mantis catches the cicada, Nuwa catches the sky, the dead sheep catches the prison, and the strong points catch the weak points. These are the four famous catches in history. 2. My wife called me: Honey, it’s time to eat. I went to the kitchen and saw that there was nothin

Dude: Bad Ancestors and Bad Clan

06/20 1093

Can any friends explain what this means? After watching it for a quarter of an hour, I couldn't figure out what it looked like. Where do people like this in Internet cafes get their income without working? What organization has existed for thousands of years? - DayDayNews

Can any friends explain what this means? After watching it for a quarter of an hour, I couldn't figure out what it looked like. Where do people like this in Internet cafes get their income without working? What organization has existed for thousands of years?

What domestic organization has existed for thousands of years? Show me off in the comment section! Wahahahahaha

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1. After I got my driver’s license, I took my best friend out for a walk. Suddenly, an old man in front of me fell to the ground. Just when I was at a loss, my best friend pulled me and cried and shouted: "Brake! Brake! How many people have you killed today?" It's over!" I saw th - DayDayNews

1. After I got my driver’s license, I took my best friend out for a walk. Suddenly, an old man in front of me fell to the ground. Just when I was at a loss, my best friend pulled me and cried and shouted: "Brake! Brake! How many people have you killed today?" It's over!" I saw th

Humorous funny jokes

06/19 1818

Is this kind of fitness equipment really useful? Is this level really considered a high salary? This is a bit embarrassing. This last moment really surprised me. Have you found all four masters and apprentices? - DayDayNews

Is this kind of fitness equipment really useful? Is this level really considered a high salary? This is a bit embarrassing. This last moment really surprised me. Have you found all four masters and apprentices?

Are medical staff really unfazed when faced with a patient's naked body? Netizens’ replies lit up

06/19 1142

After going to the toilet, it couldn’t be flushed clean. I heard others said that it could be flushed with hot water, so I put a basin of hot water in and flushed it down. Oops, the smell instantly filled the whole room, xiaodiodaya.cn, then I heard that my girlfriend was outside - DayDayNews

After going to the toilet, it couldn’t be flushed clean. I heard others said that it could be flushed with hot water, so I put a basin of hot water in and flushed it down. Oops, the smell instantly filled the whole room, xiaodiodaya.cn, then I heard that my girlfriend was outside

Funny animated GIF: After using the toilet, it can’t be flushed cleanly. I heard others say that it can be flushed cleanly by flushing it with hot water.

06/19 1166

The master is among the people and the clown is in the palace. Don't check your phone. Do you know what the second half of the sentence is? "My uncle said the girl on the left is pretty, but I still choose to wear the green skirt!" - DayDayNews

The master is among the people and the clown is in the palace. Don't check your phone. Do you know what the second half of the sentence is? "My uncle said the girl on the left is pretty, but I still choose to wear the green skirt!"

"Uncle said the girl on the left is pretty, but I still choose to wear a green skirt!" Hahaha

06/19 1867

In reality: the toothpick will break if the scoop is not reached. 19 I thought he was an intellectual, but I didn't expect him to be a terrorist. It's noon on the day of hoeing. The editor is working very hard. The scenery is so picturesque that I can't let it go. - DayDayNews

In reality: the toothpick will break if the scoop is not reached. 19 I thought he was an intellectual, but I didn't expect him to be a terrorist. It's noon on the day of hoeing. The editor is working very hard. The scenery is so picturesque that I can't let it go.

God’s reply: When you are an officer of the student union and your boyfriend is a minister, should this relationship be made public?

06/19 1196

If you are not married and I am not married in ten years, then we will be miserable, really miserable. He is wearing such high heels and is still bending down with his hands on the ground. His flexibility is really amazing. - DayDayNews

If you are not married and I am not married in ten years, then we will be miserable, really miserable. He is wearing such high heels and is still bending down with his hands on the ground. His flexibility is really amazing.

If you are not married and I am not married in ten years, then we will be... too miserable, really miserable.

06/19 1096

You see, this mine is spitting oil to show off how rich it is, and it is also painting its beard with its fingers dipped in oil. It is really ugly. Not to be outdone, Jinshan grabs a handful of gold from its mouth and throws it away. He also made a gold crown with his own hands a - DayDayNews

You see, this mine is spitting oil to show off how rich it is, and it is also painting its beard with its fingers dipped in oil. It is really ugly. Not to be outdone, Jinshan grabs a handful of gold from its mouth and throws it away. He also made a gold crown with his own hands a

The three big mountains laughed at the small mountains mercilessly, and in the next second they used their strength to teach them how to be mountains.

06/18 1832

Xiao Xiao's "Millions of Up Scholars Play Me Every Day" is now renamed "Only You Are Smart". The name of this novel seems to be a comedy and reality type. What will happen to the extremely smart Million Up Scholars and the scumbag male protagonist? funny story. - DayDayNews

Xiao Xiao's "Millions of Up Scholars Play Me Every Day" is now renamed "Only You Are Smart". The name of this novel seems to be a comedy and reality type. What will happen to the extremely smart Million Up Scholars and the scumbag male protagonist? funny story.

Xiao Xiao's "Millions of Up Scholars Play Me Every Day" was renamed "Only You Are Smart" and was published on July 15

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