1. A hilarious and classic joke about eating. During lunch, the Wi-Fi password in the store is “fwyzksppj”. The password is so hard to remember! The boss smiled and replied: Actually it is not difficult to remember, it is "waiter, open ten more bottles of beer". I read and entere

1. A hilarious and classic joke about eating. During lunch, the Wi-Fi password in the store is “fwyzksppj”. The password is so hard to remember! The boss smiled and replied: Actually it is not difficult to remember, it is "waiter, open ten more bottles of beer". I read and entered the password. Suddenly, I heard "bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang..." and the waiter opened ten bottles of beer and put them on my dining table. Hey you... Hey ma I... I... your uncle's...

2. Search and follow Tiantianyixiaoxiao.com to see more funny jokes. On the one hand, I told myself that some things cannot be escaped. On the other hand, I told myself to escape first. Let’s talk later. Troubles are like shit. Of course they can be expelled from the body, but that's just because there are new ones brewing. The term "doing ideological work" is basically equivalent to shamelessly coaxing people to listen to you.

3. Embarrassing University Hilarious and Funny Jokes. One of my Xiamen University classmates went out and was also caught by the enemy! The enemy also tied him to a telephone pole and said: "Back then, when we asked a man which school he was from, he shouted that he was from TV University , and then we electrocuted him to death - if you didn't say it, you would do the same. "My classmate said: I am from Xiamen University ...

4. I have loved playing with water since I was a child. Dad said that this kid has a connection with water and will definitely be a good swimmer in the future, which is really good. It turns out that my dad’s words were somewhat predictive, and as a result, I am now a car washer. Every time I hesitate to sleep in on weekends, I yell to myself three times: Are you poor? ! Are you poor? ! Are you poor? ! Usually this can motivate yourself immediately, and then you can bravely continue to sleep in order to save money for a meal.

5. A man has just been abandoned by his girlfriend. He happened to see his ex-girlfriend flirting with her new love on the street. The more he watched, the more angry he became and wanted to humiliate them. So he politely came forward to say hello, and said to his girlfriend Xinhuan with disdain: "You don't mind the second-hand goods I have used!" Just when he was proud of his creativity, his ex-girlfriend laughed and said: "Every inch on the outside is old, but everything on the inside is brand new!"

6. In broad daylight, several robbers robbed a jewelry store. The robber shouted with a gun: "You guys who are robbing you, get down here!" A lady was lying on the ground in a very attractive posture. The robber yelled at her: "Be civilized, I only rob money today, not sex!"

7. Teacher: What is the difference between investment and speculation? Xiao Ming: One is Mandarin , and the other is Cantonese ! Teacher: As far as you know, get out! The teacher asked Xiao Ming: "Why did you copy other people's homework again?" Xiao Ming said confidently: "Because yesterday was Double Sample Day!"

8. Teacher: 520 and 521 both mean I love you, so what is the difference between them? ? Xiao Ming looked at the teacher with an idiot's eyes: A man's confession to a woman is 520, and a woman's confession to a man is 521! Teacher: As far as you know, get out...