1. "Study and work hard"
Grandma said to Xiao Ming: "You just play all day long and don't study hard at all. Just like your father, you are getting old."
Xiao Ming asked: "Did dad study very hard when he was young?".
Grandma continued: "When your father was in the first grade of elementary school, he studied for two years at once and three years when he was in the second grade. He didn't graduate from junior high school until he was in his twenties. How serious is he? ".
Xiao Ming shook his head and remained silent.
2. A Stupid Lover Makes a Wish"
On a midsummer night, Tony took his girlfriend's hand and said: "My dear, if you can always let me look at your little hands without moving, I will give you a pair of fur gloves. If you let me look at your beautiful face, I will give you a fur scarf. If you let me hold you tightly, I will give you a mink coat...".
The girlfriend suddenly broke away from Tony's hand and shouted to him: "It's a hot day. You gave me these things because you wanted to kill me! ".
3. "Whose fault is the missed appointment?"
Just after eight o'clock in the evening, the boyfriend came to the reserved place for a date with his girlfriend. He waited for almost an hour, but his girlfriend was nowhere to be seen.
He called his girlfriend: "Dear , didn’t we make an agreement at night to meet again tomorrow? Why haven't you come yet? ".
The girlfriend replied: "Yes, but you told me after midnight. It's not tomorrow yet! See you in 24 hours, that’s the time you set! ".
