Text/Chu Mo Qingyi Exclusively released by Toutiao Today
Jiang Shudao found a girlfriend named Li Jiandan. The reason why the two of them got together was due to two words, coincidence.
What a coincidence, neither sooner nor later, the two of them happened to bump into each other on the road when they were exhausted by their seven aunts and eight aunts.
was indeed knocked down, because that day Jiang Shudao followed a blind date route given by his mother and went to the appointment. Due to the heavy traffic on the road, he was afraid that he would be late and would betray the sincerity of the girl, so he simply parked the car on the spot. I found a parking lot to store it, walked three steps at a time, followed by two steps, found a nearby subway entrance, and took the subway.
When he got there, the girl asked him why he was so sweaty from running. Jiang Shudao told the truth, saying that he was afraid of being late and rushed here as soon as he got off the subway.
When the girl heard this, her face immediately darkened and she said, "Did you come by subway?"
Unexpectedly, Jiang Shudao had other ideas, and said casually, yes, there was quite a lot of people on the subway today, and I almost couldn't squeeze in. Fortunately, I was strong, and I was able to take the lead at the critical moment and get there first.
Unexpectedly, the more he said this, the darker the girl's face became. Before he could finish speaking, the girl had already picked up her bag and said, "Sorry, I forgot that I still have one very important thing to do. I You must go back now. After saying that, without waiting for Jiang Shudao to express his position, he immediately picked up his bag and left.
Jiang Shudao thought to himself, is there anything bigger than a blind date? In order to go to your date, I almost ran away and died, but you were lucky. As soon as I arrived, I explained the road conditions and no one had time to introduce me. You just pat your butt and leave. What kind of blind date rules are these? You girls probably have the final say on these rules.
The more I thought about it, the more inexplicable it became, so the more I thought about it, the more sulky I became. When Jiang Shudao walked out, his whole mental state was a little angry. He thought to himself, am I being mean or stupid, or else? It makes me sick, think about how I have been on a blind date for so many years, and today, I actually made myself sick. I am really sick that I would go on blind dates like this non-stop.
However, is this kind of blind date useful? Of course, it is useless and you will be rejected by girls one after another, who are either cunning, arrogant or turning a blind eye. Although there are times when he rejects someone, the number of times is very small. The occasional one or two is really because he can't stand the other party asking him to state his conditions as soon as they come up.
The conditions on the surface are probably taken care of by the introducer, but the inner things need to be in-depth contact before they can be clearly understood. When I first came up, I didn't ask him for anything. I immediately asked him to explain clearly. He behaved like a prisoner, with an attitude of frankness and leniency but not strictness. Moreover, I didn't look in the mirror to see what I was. I didn't do it. Sheng is already trying to endure my dissatisfaction to the maximum extent, but it would be better for you to think of yourself as a top product, a hot commodity, and everyone is asking for it.
experienced such joys and sorrows again and again. You can imagine how Jiang Shudao, who came here in joy every time and returned in despair, walked out with a broken mentality after being exposed to this girl's unreasonable troubles. This door to blind date takes an angry road.
Unexpectedly, as soon as he went out, he bumped into a girl who ran out of the thorn. Jiang Shudao was about to blurt out, "Don't you have eyes?" But the girl said, "You Doesn't this person know how to walk? Do you understand that the road faces the sky and goes to each side? Why does it only block other people's ways?
So, they were all angry, and they were all people who couldn't vent their anger after being annoyed by others. Now they were bumped into each other for no reason. It is conceivable that the two people were in a state of tension at the time, so whoever was caught would be unlucky. .
Of course, Jiang Shudao had no way of knowing why girls were so angry. He thought that no matter how many people were wronged, he would be wronged as much as him. He would use his hot face to stick to someone's cold butt, and be singled out and left for no reason. This was Before one wave subsided, another wave started again. He was still angry at being annoyed by that girl. Finally, as soon as he went out, he was tricked by the girl in front of him again. Shi Ke couldn't bear it, and he was furious for a moment. I simply vented all the anger I had suffered before, thinking that you are the only one who has the mouth to say yes. One mouth for each person. Is my mouth just for decoration and I can't move it?
Then, he retorted: Tao is Tao, Tao is very Tao, name can be named, very nameless, the beginning of heaven and earth has a name, the mother of all things. As soon as these words came out, of course the girl was confused, and she couldn't help but ask, what are you doing? of? What does
do? Do you know the Tao Te Ching? I don’t know if I can recite another paragraph for you, so I always have no desire to observe its wonders, and I always have the desire to observe its 徼. These two have the same origin but different names. They are both called the mysterious and mysterious gates.
Stop, stop, stop, the girl’s head got big when she heard this unbiased statement. She thought that today she was not an ordinary unlucky person. She was an unlucky person who encountered a big bad luck. Obviously she had just left the wolf’s den, why did she come out again? Entering the tiger's den, I met Master Tang for no reason and asked her to recite a tightening spell. Could it be that she was walking westward, or else she would encounter all these monsters.
But no matter what, the person I met today is quite different. It is the first time in my life that I met someone who quarreled with someone using endorsement. In this way, you can win naturally without arguing. You said that ordinary people can win against him by arguing. But even if he wins the argument, he still feels that he is the one who is causing trouble.
Thinking of this, half of his anger was gone. When he looked at the person who was hit carefully, he suddenly burst into laughter and said, Jiang Shudao, how could it be you? After so many years, you haven't made any progress at all, you just know how to do it. Memorizing books to death and gnawing at books to death, don't you have anything else to do besides doing this?
At this time, Jiang Shudao was struggling to carry his weight, but suddenly he was a little confused by this girl who made him furious. He thought to himself that today was really a hell, and all he met were these weird women, each one more elusive than the last, but What made him wonder was how did this girl know his name and call him by his first and last name smoothly? Could it be that she knew him.
It is true that this girl really knew him. Not only did she know him, but she also had a close friendship with him. I remembered that when I was a classmate in elementary school for six years, we worked hard to endorse each other for a poetry recitation competition.
Therefore, the endorsement battle back then made her famous and high-spirited in school, and this battle lasted her entire elementary school career. In the end, they were promoted to junior high school. Because they attended different schools, they had no choice but to give up. In the end, they had no choice but to give up. In the case of a tie regardless of victory or defeat, two flowers bloom, one branch each, and they move to another circle of life, and then they stop.
Perhaps because the war lasted long enough, it seemed like a child's way of playing house, but it had actually been ingrained in everyone's minds and became an indelible mark in their lives. So just now the girl was suddenly endorsed by Jiang Shudao, and the scene from that year immediately jumped out in her mind. Looking closely, it was true that enemies met on a narrow road. After so many years, they bumped into each other again in the vast sea of people.
When they met, a different topic immediately emerged. What excited Jiang Shudao was that as soon as the girl revealed his shorts, he could immediately call out her name. "How could it be you Li Jiandan? You have said it for so many years." How could we be in this situation again when we met after we disappeared? We really didn’t know each other before we met, but after so many years, we have not made any progress, and we are still the same.
Jiang Shudao felt like he hadn't finished speaking yet, but he was immediately spat at by Li Jiandan, saying, "Whoever keeps doing the same thing as you, at least I won't endorse it now."
What's the matter with endorsement? When you are angry, just endorse and your troubles will disappear immediately. After Jiang Shudao finished speaking, even he felt a little embarrassed. Then he remembered that Li Jiandan also looked angry just now, so he asked what had offended her. So angry.
It’s okay if I don’t mention this, but when I mention it, Li Jiandan vomits. It turns out that she also went on a blind date, and also met a strange blind date man. As soon as she sat down, he asked her how many dates she had been in, and which one was her best. It’s unforgettable, have we ever been together, why did we break up after we were together, there was a lot of chatter, it was endless, and she couldn’t allow her to interrupt. In the end, I thought I was being generous and reassured her that it was okay, I don’t mind. .
I'm going to check the love history, and I didn't even ask her if she could like him. When she couldn't bear it and wanted to leave, he suddenly grabbed her hand and said in public that she was pretending to be serious. , she is already an old girl and no one wants her anymore. She has already taken the blind date route. Why are you so pretentious? He said that if he hadn't seen that she still had some color in her looks, he would have said this to her. Before she could finish her words, she had already slapped her in the face. He rushed out of the door and bumped into Jiang Shudao, who was also furious at the blind date.
Of course, this collision caused a spark between the two of them. They didn't expect that after so many years, these and collided by accident, and they could create such a dramatic scene, and this scene , when they were both very unlucky on the road to blind date and were very angry, they just happened to make eye contact.
So there is no doubt that the two naturally started a relationship. If you bloom, butterflies will come. If you are wonderful, the couple will be made by God. Afterwards, someone teased the two of them, saying that their relationship was nothing but a funny love.
Is it funny? It doesn’t necessarily have to be particularly funny. I just know that on the wedding night, Jiang Shudao suddenly whispered to Li Jiandan and said that he wanted to tell her some good news. She thought he had some big surprise for her, so she watched it lovingly. Looking at him, waiting shyly.
As a result, Jiang Shudao promised her that he would not make her angry in the future. If she was angry, he would endorse it to her. Just like that day, when he endorsed it, her anger would disappear. She Once they calm down, the two of them can accomplish the good things today.
When Li Jiandan heard this, he couldn't help but burst into laughter. This laughter broke the boundary of life. From then on, their lives were deceived by a kind of daily fireworks.
When entering, of course, everyone has the intention to hold hands and grow old together with each other for life, but the way of entering is different. Maybe it is not possible to classify them as a pair, but at least they are now The day was neither windy nor sunny, so it was a kind of happy ending that was lost to everyone.
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