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Do you know why? If you don't want to buy it, just say so. I wanted to show off my affection, so I tried a leg-sitting kill with my husband, but almost sent him to the hospital. - DayDayNews

Do you know why? If you don't want to buy it, just say so. I wanted to show off my affection, so I tried a leg-sitting kill with my husband, but almost sent him to the hospital.

I wanted to show my affection, so my husband and I tried a leg sitting, but we almost sent him to the hospital.

05/27 1973

There is pressure everywhere in today's society, and pressure has become something that everyone wants to solve. We can relieve stress in many ways, such as jokes, jokes that can make people laugh, and humorous jokes that are so funny that they even make us cry. - DayDayNews

There is pressure everywhere in today's society, and pressure has become something that everyone wants to solve. We can relieve stress in many ways, such as jokes, jokes that can make people laugh, and humorous jokes that are so funny that they even make us cry.

Daily Smile: Today’s filters are getting more and more outrageous! Even people have returned to their ancestors...

05/26 1742

1. "The client complained that I was too slow and I just showed him this and asked him if he wanted me to go slower." 2. "Trying to kill a fly with the palm of my hand and broke a window. The fly got away." 3. “I don’t think I’ll be using that power bank anytime soon.” 4. “I got - DayDayNews

1. "The client complained that I was too slow and I just showed him this and asked him if he wanted me to go slower." 2. "Trying to kill a fly with the palm of my hand and broke a window. The fly got away." 3. “I don’t think I’ll be using that power bank anytime soon.” 4. “I got

15 Photos That Prove “Smiling is the Only Remedy in Times of Difficulty”

05/24 1296

I couldn't help but feel shocked. This was the first time she had said such words to me in such a long time. With tears in my eyes and a little choked up, I asked tentatively: "Isn't it a little early?" - DayDayNews

I couldn't help but feel shocked. This was the first time she had said such words to me in such a long time. With tears in my eyes and a little choked up, I asked tentatively: "Isn't it a little early?"

Funny joke, take a taxi wherever you want to go, please stop teasing us.

05/25 1586

1. A gentleman finished his meal in a restaurant and was about to get up and leave after paying the bill. The waiter standing aside saw that he had no intention of paying a tip, so he hurriedly said: "Sir, a customer who sat at this table yesterday gave me a tip of 60 yuan." Sir: - DayDayNews

1. A gentleman finished his meal in a restaurant and was about to get up and leave after paying the bill. The waiter standing aside saw that he had no intention of paying a tip, so he hurriedly said: "Sir, a customer who sat at this table yesterday gave me a tip of 60 yuan." Sir:

Joke: I’m here for comfort! I'm not here to see you being a jerk.

05/24 1342

1. On the ship, a sailor asked another sailor: "Wine and women, which do you prefer?" The other sailor replied: "I first have to know (it) their birth dates." 2. Clerk: " Manager, your meeting has been going on for so long, what decision have you made?” Manager: “Yes, we have dec - DayDayNews

1. On the ship, a sailor asked another sailor: "Wine and women, which do you prefer?" The other sailor replied: "I first have to know (it) their birth dates." 2. Clerk: " Manager, your meeting has been going on for so long, what decision have you made?” Manager: “Yes, we have dec

Joke: Haven’t you heard a saying, noble people tend to forget things?

05/24 1166

Everyone, what is the level of this kind of anti-theft system? You may not know yet. Cat: I feel that you are a little offended. I am really a good person who loves to cook. Can anyone explain this? Is it really reasonable? Is there any one? It may be that Ding Yizhen didn't dare - DayDayNews

Everyone, what is the level of this kind of anti-theft system? You may not know yet. Cat: I feel that you are a little offended. I am really a good person who loves to cook. Can anyone explain this? Is it really reasonable? Is there any one? It may be that Ding Yizhen didn't dare

God’s reply: I discovered this while cleaning the house I just rented! Should I tell the landlord?

05/25 1165

1. Two female secretaries were talking: "Who invented the typewriter? It's annoying!" "What's wrong?" "As soon as I stop working, everyone will hear it immediately." 2. The manager of a company is very enthusiastic about his work. Responsible, I haven't even taken a vacation in t - DayDayNews

1. Two female secretaries were talking: "Who invented the typewriter? It's annoying!" "What's wrong?" "As soon as I stop working, everyone will hear it immediately." 2. The manager of a company is very enthusiastic about his work. Responsible, I haven't even taken a vacation in t

Joke: As long as I don’t work, everyone will hear it immediately

05/24 1054

1. The owner of the optical shop teaches the new clerk how to give prices to customers. "When he asks you how much you want, you answer '600 yuan.' If he doesn't blink, you continue: 'This is just the price of the frame, the lenses are 400 yuan.' If he still doesn't blink, you He - DayDayNews

1. The owner of the optical shop teaches the new clerk how to give prices to customers. "When he asks you how much you want, you answer '600 yuan.' If he doesn't blink, you continue: 'This is just the price of the frame, the lenses are 400 yuan.' If he still doesn't blink, you He

Joke: Boss, another case of beer, no wine

05/24 1991

A bunch of single guys deserve to be single, can't you see the girl falling down? It was my first time to cook, and the fried food smelled so bad that I almost couldn't help but spit it out. How could I eat it? - DayDayNews

A bunch of single guys deserve to be single, can't you see the girl falling down? It was my first time to cook, and the fried food smelled so bad that I almost couldn't help but spit it out. How could I eat it?

"My wife uses the doll as a pillow. When I woke up in the morning, I almost collapsed." Who can resist this?

05/26 1438

Men often joke and hear that they can make more money by donating sperm. How much money can you get from donating sperm? If you don’t have any money, just donate sperm. Think of wonderful things and feel that you are making money [Flash of inspiration][Flash of inspiration][Flash - DayDayNews

Men often joke and hear that they can make more money by donating sperm. How much money can you get from donating sperm? If you don’t have any money, just donate sperm. Think of wonderful things and feel that you are making money [Flash of inspiration][Flash of inspiration][Flash

Let me show you the extremely mysterious semen collection room

06/01 1628

Hello everyone, I write in vernacular, please pay attention if you like it. I woke up in the morning and was washing my clothes when I suddenly heard a crackling sound outside. It's raining. Rain in summer is so fast. It suddenly became a downpour. I remembered that my husband wa - DayDayNews

Hello everyone, I write in vernacular, please pay attention if you like it. I woke up in the morning and was washing my clothes when I suddenly heard a crackling sound outside. It's raining. Rain in summer is so fast. It suddenly became a downpour. I remembered that my husband wa

It's raining heavily today

06/01 1602

In fact, even in our middle and high school textbooks in China, Yu Shaobao's deeds are not publicized much. If you think about it carefully, Yue Shaobao fought against gold, and Yu Shaobao fought against Mongolia! - DayDayNews

In fact, even in our middle and high school textbooks in China, Yu Shaobao's deeds are not publicized much. If you think about it carefully, Yue Shaobao fought against gold, and Yu Shaobao fought against Mongolia!

Netizens commented on Yu Shaobao, some personal opinions

05/31 1860

1. I am unemployed at home, and the food is getting saltier. Me: "Don't put too much salt in cooking, salty food is bad for your health!" Mom: "You know that being idle is bad for your health, why don't you quickly find a job?" "2. After just a few minutes of homework, my phone g - DayDayNews

1. I am unemployed at home, and the food is getting saltier. Me: "Don't put too much salt in cooking, salty food is bad for your health!" Mom: "You know that being idle is bad for your health, why don't you quickly find a job?" "2. After just a few minutes of homework, my phone g

Today’s joke (6)

05/31 1827

Cat Star: Only I can wake you up! You know the power of flattery. The masters are not necessarily among the people, but the masters are definitely in the back! "What are the two holes on the escort vehicle for?" - DayDayNews

Cat Star: Only I can wake you up! You know the power of flattery. The masters are not necessarily among the people, but the masters are definitely in the back! "What are the two holes on the escort vehicle for?"

I believe everyone born in the 80s and 90s knows what this is, right? We call it Paozi here

05/31 1012

1. When you quarrel with your husband, don’t rush to blame him. Instead, reflect on yourself first. If you are really wrong, then think carefully about how to blame it on him. 2. What is a friend? Even if you put 500 yuan on the table, you won't lose it. But if you put a bag of m - DayDayNews

1. When you quarrel with your husband, don’t rush to blame him. Instead, reflect on yourself first. If you are really wrong, then think carefully about how to blame it on him. 2. What is a friend? Even if you put 500 yuan on the table, you won't lose it. But if you put a bag of m

A smile every day, episode 13

05/31 1967

When it comes to the topic that smoking is harmful to health, many people may have different views on it. Some people think that smoking is harmless, while others think that smoking is harmful to health. - DayDayNews

When it comes to the topic that smoking is harmful to health, many people may have different views on it. Some people think that smoking is harmless, while others think that smoking is harmful to health.

Is smoking harmless? The UK used 48 dogs to inhale 300 cigarettes in 3 days and was finally forced to admit the fact

06/01 1180

The Democratic Progressive Party held its National Congress yesterday. Tsai Ing-wen, who is also the party chairman, reminded not to let the script of full power turning into corruption come true. Wang Yumin, chairman of the Cultural Affairs Bureau of the Chinese Kuomintang, Luo - DayDayNews

The Democratic Progressive Party held its National Congress yesterday. Tsai Ing-wen, who is also the party chairman, reminded not to let the script of full power turning into corruption come true. Wang Yumin, chairman of the Cultural Affairs Bureau of the Chinese Kuomintang, Luo

Confidential cables exposed! Kuomintang: Su Jiaquan’s uncle and nephew are suspected of using public enterprises for personal gain

06/01 1619

On the afternoon of July 4, Deputy Secretary of the County Party Committee and County Magistrate Ding Xiangdong went to Donghuan Road, Lanyi Road, the east extension of Renmin Road, the south extension of Huanghe Road, the southern section of Dongming Avenue, and the Fumin Park f - DayDayNews

On the afternoon of July 4, Deputy Secretary of the County Party Committee and County Magistrate Ding Xiangdong went to Donghuan Road, Lanyi Road, the east extension of Renmin Road, the south extension of Huanghe Road, the southern section of Dongming Avenue, and the Fumin Park f

Ding Xiangdong investigates the construction of key projects and the renovation of water accumulation points

06/01 1322

Leo Leo people are determined, a little picky and pursue perfection. They are very loyal, down-to-earth and good at communication. When they encounter setbacks, they can lead everyone to turn the tide. By preparing small gifts for people who care about you, you can also have the - DayDayNews

Leo Leo people are determined, a little picky and pursue perfection. They are very loyal, down-to-earth and good at communication. When they encounter setbacks, they can lead everyone to turn the tide. By preparing small gifts for people who care about you, you can also have the

5 hours later, the three zodiac signs have unique vision, are humorous and loyal to their careers

06/01 1583

The color of jade remains unchanged, and the water in the well cannot be moved; the trend is self-contained, and the clouds will not merge for a certain period of time. Geminis should strive to apply what they have learned on July 7 and build a clear ability tree. Focus on practi - DayDayNews

The color of jade remains unchanged, and the water in the well cannot be moved; the trend is self-contained, and the clouds will not merge for a certain period of time. Geminis should strive to apply what they have learned on July 7 and build a clear ability tree. Focus on practi

Detailed explanation of Gemini's fortune for July 7: The trend will be smooth, but the clouds will not be combined for a certain period of time.

06/01 1306

Leo must learn to forgive themselves on July 7th. The development of life is destined to be continuous and repeated. Just like the K-line chart of the stock market, ups and downs are normal. If it becomes a straight line, it will add a lot of risks. Rulf once said, “Those who wan - DayDayNews

Leo must learn to forgive themselves on July 7th. The development of life is destined to be continuous and repeated. Just like the K-line chart of the stock market, ups and downs are normal. If it becomes a straight line, it will add a lot of risks. Rulf once said, “Those who wan

Detailed explanation of Leo's fortune for July 7: The thickness of the quilt is suitable, and the height of the pillow is suitable.

06/01 1256