1. Two female secretaries were talking: "Who invented the typewriter? It's annoying!" "What's wrong?" "As soon as I stop working, everyone will hear it immediately." 2. The manager of a company is very enthusiastic about his work. Responsible, I haven't even taken a vacation in t

1. Two female secretaries are talking:

"Who invented the typewriter , it's annoying!"

"What's wrong?"

"As soon as I don't work, everyone will hear it immediately."

2. The manager of a company , who is very enthusiastic and responsible about his work. He has never even taken a vacation in the past few years. After hearing about this, the chairman of

called him over and said: "I know that you are enthusiastic about your work and have never even taken a vacation. The company feels very sorry for this. I will ask you to take a vacation anyway and go out to relax." How about it?"

"You mean well, but I'm afraid that the company's turnover will decrease..." The manager politely refused. The chairman was very moved.

After rejecting the vacation, the manager walked out of the chairman's office and said to himself: "How can this work! What if I take a month's vacation and my sales increase? I can't take it!"

3. I didn't expect it when I bought Shuangseqiu some time ago. I won the first prize of NT$30 million, so I bought a four-bedroom, two-living house in Country Garden . You asked me why I didn’t buy a villa? Because my neighbor is a beautiful model girl! Today, my wife took the Fruit 18 mobile phone I just bought to visit next door. The WiFi connected automatically. My wife immediately took the mobile phone home and said angrily to me: Huh, do you still think that I am your wife? You know. My neighbor’s WiFi password didn’t even tell me! I said nothing and silently wiped the cold sweat from my head.

4. My cousin was expelled from his original school because of his ambiguous relationship with a female teacher. My uncle put a lot of effort into sending his cousin to Maotanchang Middle School. When I came back from school last night, I asked my cousin: "Have you ever had a fight in school?" My cousin said: "Of course, we fight almost every day." Me: "Then do you want to apologize?" My cousin said: "You What does this mean? I have to apologize for being beaten one after another? "

5. A money-worshiping girl has been playing in the bar KTV for three years. She feels that she has had enough and wants to find an honest person to take over. Money digger: My mother said that in principle, a man without a car or a house cannot be called a real man! Honest Man: I have a car and a house! Money-worshiping girl: My mother said she couldn’t give her a gift of 300,000 yuan because she wanted to respect the girl’s parents! Honest Man: We offer 400,000! Money-worshiping girl: My mother also said that if you don’t get something decent from the girl’s house in the first year, in principle, she can’t give you food! Honest Man: Okay, I’ll just buy a whole pig and chop off the tail, which counts as the pig’s head. Is this going to be bad?

6. My sister-in-law came to play at my house that day. My son came back from school and stared at his aunt for a few seconds. Then he turned around and went back to his room without saying a word. The husband stopped him and said, "Why are you so rude? You didn't say hello when you saw my aunt." The son turned around and said seriously, "My aunt has become ugly. I don't want to recognize her." After that, he went back to his room. , leaving my husband and sister-in-law messy in the wind.

7, a 10-year reunion of junior high school classmates. The former monitor arrived in a fifth-hand BMW . The car was almost falling apart! I immediately felt confident after seeing it, and stepped forward to pat him on the shoulder: Brother, do you have a girlfriend? Monitor: No. Me: How are you doing this? You don’t have a girlfriend yet? Monitor: You don’t know, brother, my wife has been paying close attention to her recently and won’t let me find her!