It is said that a happy life is the same. The family was talking, laughing and playing around, and the days went on happily.
Nowadays, many young people like to listen to cross talk, watch talk shows, and read jokes on the Internet.
In fact, the real "joke makers" are all around us. Talking nonsense seriously is not just for children. Let's take a look at the humorous moments of parents!
Netizen: I remember one time when I was having a meal, the National Football Team was on TV. My mother watched it for a long time and said why there was no Yao Ming in it. My dad looked at my mother in shock and said, Yao Ming plays table tennis.
Netizen : I was making soup, but there was only soup and no vegetables. My mother said that I had to wear rain boots to go out and fish it out.
Netizen: I didn’t like to eat bitter melon when I was a child. My mother insisted on giving me fried bitter melon to eat. I said I didn’t want to eat it because I thought it was bitter. My mother said, how could your life be as miserable as yours, so I did it with tears in my eyes. plate.
Netizen: When my mother steamed the rice, there was a little too much water and the rice was very sticky. I told my mother that I wanted to eat drier rice with clearer grains. My mother said you can eat the dried rice in the bag.
Netizen: There was no air conditioning at home when I was a child. It was too hot in the summer. My mother said that we would install an air conditioner in the future when we have money. We would have to wear down jackets to prevent mosquitoes from entering our house.
Netizen: In the summer at my hometown, there was a plate of fish for dinner, and a fly kept flying next to the dining table. I couldn't hit it and couldn't drive it away. My dad was so angry that he asked me to give it a pair of bowls and chopsticks and told it to sit down. Have a meal.
Netizen: My mother said that if my chopsticks are too long, I will marry far away. My dad said that the chopsticks of the fried dough sticks downstairs are even longer, which made me laugh to death.
Netizen: My mother made the vegetables salty, very salty. My father said, if you eat salt, eat salt. What are you doing with the vegetables?
Netizen: My mother once bought a hand cream that she was very satisfied with. She applied it on her hands and showed it to me. She said that the hands were so slippery that mosquitoes would split them when she stood on them.
Netizen: My mother was afraid that eating watermelon would stain her clothes, so she squatted next to the trash can to eat it. My dad pushed me and said: Do you think your mom is eating garbage?
Netizen: When my daughter was a child, she would not get out of the bathtub once she entered it. Her grandma said, how about you move your household registration into a bathtub?
How come your parents’ speeches are more funny than their jokes? Sure enough, art comes from life.
I still remember when I was in school, I was chatting with my roommates about how they were disliked by their parents at home during the holidays. One of the girls never spoke. Later I found out that her parents were not in good terms and were always quarreling and fighting at home. She said she was very envious when she saw us complaining about our parents like children.
That girl was very beautiful but not very talkative. Later, everyone found out that her sensitive and withdrawn personality was also influenced by the family atmosphere.
Not everyone’s family atmosphere is beautiful. A person's family of origin will really have an irreversible impact on the child's personality.
Although I am busy at work and under great pressure. But you still need to take time to spend time with your family every day, chat during dinner, and try to spend half an hour to an hour before going to bed every day to read picture books and do crafts with your children, so as to shorten the distance between parents and children.
