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1. Hilarious classic porter jokes. My mother has never spanked me since I was a child, but every time I did something wrong, she would ask my dad to spank me. When I talked about this matter with my dad yesterday, my dad said: "Kid, you remember. Dad is not a violent decision-mak - DayDayNews

1. Hilarious classic porter jokes. My mother has never spanked me since I was a child, but every time I did something wrong, she would ask my dad to spank me. When I talked about this matter with my dad yesterday, my dad said: "Kid, you remember. Dad is not a violent decision-mak

Hilarious classic porter funny jokes, embarrassing watermelon jokes

05/28 1237

God's reply: What kind of person is the person who can tell the police that my lawyer will be here soon? Girl walking like this, I wonder what you did last night? What are you thinking about while eating? - DayDayNews

God's reply: What kind of person is the person who can tell the police that my lawyer will be here soon? Girl walking like this, I wonder what you did last night? What are you thinking about while eating?

Tell me how you were deceived by a male ticket at a low cost? Does God have any comments? See you in the comments section.

05/25 1204

1. What should I do to make her notice me? 2. Is there any dish that you can eat for a month without getting tired of it? 3. I am a doctor and I have the final say. 4. It’s late at night, so my girlfriend can’t wait. What should I do if I leave? 5. Fishing with the leader is also - DayDayNews

1. What should I do to make her notice me? 2. Is there any dish that you can eat for a month without getting tired of it? 3. I am a doctor and I have the final say. 4. It’s late at night, so my girlfriend can’t wait. What should I do if I leave? 5. Fishing with the leader is also

God’s reply: My child’s grades are not good, and the teacher asked me to discuss educational issues. What should I pay attention to?

05/29 1239

There is pressure everywhere in today's society, and pressure has become something that everyone wants to solve. We can relieve stress in many ways, such as jokes, jokes that can make people laugh, and humorous jokes that are so funny that they even make us cry. - DayDayNews

There is pressure everywhere in today's society, and pressure has become something that everyone wants to solve. We can relieve stress in many ways, such as jokes, jokes that can make people laugh, and humorous jokes that are so funny that they even make us cry.

Daily Smile: Today’s filters are getting more and more outrageous! Even people have returned to their ancestors...

05/26 1742

1. During the Chinese New Year, my mother has been planning a blind date for me. Yesterday, the matchmaker called me and said that there was a matchmaker with good conditions and we could meet today. My mother warned me: "Are you dishonest? - DayDayNews

1. During the Chinese New Year, my mother has been planning a blind date for me. Yesterday, the matchmaker called me and said that there was a matchmaker with good conditions and we could meet today. My mother warned me: "Are you dishonest?

Joke: The beauty thought that the driver had a guilty conscience. It couldn’t be a black car. Fortunately, he didn’t take this car.

05/29 1843

I sent a WeChat message to my dad, saying that I was heartbroken. The next day, he called me and asked me to have a meal. I asked him: "Who is there?" Dad hesitated for a while and said: "Just the two of us. I won't take your mother. You just Lovelorn, it’s not okay for me to sho - DayDayNews

I sent a WeChat message to my dad, saying that I was heartbroken. The next day, he called me and asked me to have a meal. I asked him: "Who is there?" Dad hesitated for a while and said: "Just the two of us. I won't take your mother. You just Lovelorn, it’s not okay for me to sho

I sent a WeChat message to my dad, saying that I was heartbroken.

05/27 1185

1. Funny jokes about embarrassing gangsters. During the art class, the class showed a Japanese movie, but I wasn’t interested and didn’t watch it. After a while, after class, the girl next to me asked me, what do you think is the difference between Japanese and Korean? I thought - DayDayNews

1. Funny jokes about embarrassing gangsters. During the art class, the class showed a Japanese movie, but I wasn’t interested and didn’t watch it. After a while, after class, the girl next to me asked me, what do you think is the difference between Japanese and Korean? I thought

Funny jokes about gangsters, funny jokes about sisters and funny jokes

05/28 1448

I often hear people describe a cool man: he chops wires with sparks and lightning along the way. There is no need to cut wires, sparks may spark lightning directly! Otherwise you will know how fast the WIFI in the hospital is! - DayDayNews

I often hear people describe a cool man: he chops wires with sparks and lightning along the way. There is no need to cut wires, sparks may spark lightning directly! Otherwise you will know how fast the WIFI in the hospital is!

The hilarious scene of a drunk man! Covering face after waking up: If I could do it over again, I would never drink so much

05/29 1877

As gently as you left, as gently as you came, you gently clicked the mouse to say goodbye to the GG/MM in the Internet. The GG/MM in the virtual world is the groom/bride in the dream. The erotic shadow in the dream is in yours. The cigarette ash/powder residue on the keyboard is - DayDayNews

As gently as you left, as gently as you came, you gently clicked the mouse to say goodbye to the GG/MM in the Internet. The GG/MM in the virtual world is the groom/bride in the dream. The erotic shadow in the dream is in yours. The cigarette ash/powder residue on the keyboard is

Farewell, network

05/28 1969

↑Uncle, I want to learn the secret of success from you. ↑Uncle, you don’t have enough water in your head, are you replenishing it? ↑I do this when I think about defecation, and it all goes back into my stomach. ↑Your uncle will always be your uncle. - DayDayNews

↑Uncle, I want to learn the secret of success from you. ↑Uncle, you don’t have enough water in your head, are you replenishing it? ↑I do this when I think about defecation, and it all goes back into my stomach. ↑Your uncle will always be your uncle.

Funny GIF "Your uncle will always be your uncle"

05/27 1400

Lao Zhang has been staying at home since his retirement and rarely goes out for parties. After all, it costs money, and since his wife is the "Minister of Finance" at home, Lao Zhang has almost no pocket money. Recently, Lao Zhang has become obsessed with mobile phones. He holds - DayDayNews

Lao Zhang has been staying at home since his retirement and rarely goes out for parties. After all, it costs money, and since his wife is the "Minister of Finance" at home, Lao Zhang has almost no pocket money. Recently, Lao Zhang has become obsessed with mobile phones. He holds

The most romantic thing (humorous story)

06/02 1539

On this day, an explosive news spread in the village: the words Chen Erbiao wrote in the scenic area cost 10,000 yuan per word! Chen Erbiao had indeed been practicing calligraphy, but no one expected that this guy was actually self-taught. As the saying goes, if you are poor in t - DayDayNews

On this day, an explosive news spread in the village: the words Chen Erbiao wrote in the scenic area cost 10,000 yuan per word! Chen Erbiao had indeed been practicing calligraphy, but no one expected that this guy was actually self-taught. As the saying goes, if you are poor in t

One word costs 10,000 yuan (humorous story)

06/02 1194

1. Hilarious classic landlord joke. One night, the husband came home very angry. When his wife saw him, she asked: What happened? He replied: I had a fight with the landlord of the apartment. Why? He said he had slept with every woman in the apartment except one! The wife said: I - DayDayNews

1. Hilarious classic landlord joke. One night, the husband came home very angry. When his wife saw him, she asked: What happened? He replied: I had a fight with the landlord of the apartment. Why? He said he had slept with every woman in the apartment except one! The wife said: I

Hilarious classic landlord jokes, hilarious jokes about eating rice noodles because of embarrassing things

06/02 1709

1. A hilarious and classic joke about eating. During lunch, the Wi-Fi password in the store is “fwyzksppj”. The password is so hard to remember! The boss smiled and replied: Actually it is not difficult to remember, it is "waiter, open ten more bottles of beer". I read and entere - DayDayNews

1. A hilarious and classic joke about eating. During lunch, the Wi-Fi password in the store is “fwyzksppj”. The password is so hard to remember! The boss smiled and replied: Actually it is not difficult to remember, it is "waiter, open ten more bottles of beer". I read and entere

Hilarious classic jokes about eating, hilarious jokes about embarrassing things in college

06/02 1412

A small island in Croatia called Baljenac is covered with more than 23 kilometers of walls. The overall top view of the island looks like a human fingerprint. - DayDayNews

A small island in Croatia called Baljenac is covered with more than 23 kilometers of walls. The overall top view of the island looks like a human fingerprint.

Happy embarrassing picture: So you are such an administrator

06/02 1444

In ancient times, there was a county magistrate who was lazy. He and his wife ate, drank and had fun in the largest restaurant in the area every day. He never handled government affairs and handled cases. He was called a fair-weather magistrate by the people. The county magistrat - DayDayNews

In ancient times, there was a county magistrate who was lazy. He and his wife ate, drank and had fun in the largest restaurant in the area every day. He never handled government affairs and handled cases. He was called a fair-weather magistrate by the people. The county magistrat

Absolutely hilarious! I'm complaining endlessly, is there any justice? "Xiaomanke Original Selection 0706"

06/02 1850

Cancer Cancer people are talented, considerate, eccentric fairies, have a strong sense of responsibility and dedication, have ideas but do not express them easily. Perhaps wealth and wealth accompany them, or they may live and fly together. Cancer people love peace and are easily - DayDayNews

Cancer Cancer people are talented, considerate, eccentric fairies, have a strong sense of responsibility and dedication, have ideas but do not express them easily. Perhaps wealth and wealth accompany them, or they may live and fly together. Cancer people love peace and are easily

Starting from July 10th, those from the four major zodiac signs will be wealthy and prosperous, and they will be respected by those who take wealth lightly.

06/03 1474

Ukrainian Prime Minister Shmigal even quoted that Ukraine's reconstruction would cost US$600 billion. According to Bloomberg, the United States and Europe have frozen about half of the Russian central bank’s $640 billion in foreign exchange reserves. - DayDayNews

Ukrainian Prime Minister Shmigal even quoted that Ukraine's reconstruction would cost US$600 billion. According to Bloomberg, the United States and Europe have frozen about half of the Russian central bank’s $640 billion in foreign exchange reserves.

Ukraine's post-war reconstruction offer is US$600 billion, and Zelensky proposes to use Russian assets frozen by Europe and the United States to pay for it

06/03 1226

Although the conflict between Russia and Ukraine continues, as the situation in Kiev subsides, the Ukrainian government has begun preparations for reconstruction. Late last month, Ukrainian President Zelensky signed a presidential decree announcing the establishment of the Nation - DayDayNews

Although the conflict between Russia and Ukraine continues, as the situation in Kiev subsides, the Ukrainian government has begun preparations for reconstruction. Late last month, Ukrainian President Zelensky signed a presidential decree announcing the establishment of the Nation

Ukraine is beginning to consider reconstruction, who will pay for it? Europe: We cannot do it alone

06/03 1150

Against the background of the economic confrontation between Russia and the West, Ukraine's economic claims have become much more inconspicuous. However, as a chess piece and chessboard in international politics, Ukraine has the heart of a chess player. - DayDayNews

Against the background of the economic confrontation between Russia and the West, Ukraine's economic claims have become much more inconspicuous. However, as a chess piece and chessboard in international politics, Ukraine has the heart of a chess player.

Zelensky warns: All countries must isolate Russia and give Ukraine 300 billion in reconstruction costs

06/03 1269

The Independent News Agency of Ukraine reported on April 22 that Ukrainian Prime Minister Denis Shmigal stated at the "2022 Spring Meetings" of the World Bank and the International Monetary Fund in Washington, the United States, that Ukraine will need at least US$600 billion for - DayDayNews

The Independent News Agency of Ukraine reported on April 22 that Ukrainian Prime Minister Denis Shmigal stated at the "2022 Spring Meetings" of the World Bank and the International Monetary Fund in Washington, the United States, that Ukraine will need at least US$600 billion for

Ukrainian Prime Minister: At least $600 billion is needed for post-war reconstruction

06/03 1058

It is expected to cost $600 billion to rebuild. Ukraine is really poor now. It is said that the initial war losses have reached 500 billion US dollars. Furthermore, as we all know, there was a Marshall Plan in history. In 1948, the United States considered that European countries - DayDayNews

It is expected to cost $600 billion to rebuild. Ukraine is really poor now. It is said that the initial war losses have reached 500 billion US dollars. Furthermore, as we all know, there was a Marshall Plan in history. In 1948, the United States considered that European countries

Ukraine offers $600 billion for reconstruction, and Europe and the United States make demands: accept loans and pay interest

06/03 1720