Lao Zhang has been staying at home since his retirement and rarely goes out for parties. After all, it costs money, and since his wife is the "Minister of Finance" at home, Lao Zhang has almost no pocket money. Recently, Lao Zhang has become obsessed with mobile phones. He holds

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Lao Zhang has been staying at home since his retirement and rarely goes out for parties. After all, it costs money, and since his wife is the

Lao Zhang has been staying at home since his retirement and rarely goes out for parties. After all, it costs money, and since his wife is the "Minister of Finance" at home, Lao Zhang has almost no pocket money.

Recently, Lao Zhang has become obsessed with mobile phones. He holds them all day long and sometimes laughs loudly. When my wife saw it, he teased: "Old man, can you do tricks with your mobile phone? Look how happy you are!"

Lao Zhang said: "Nothing, I just saw some videos that are quite interesting."

My wife always thinks that Lao Zhang Something doesn't feel right, I wonder if I'm chatting with an old sweetheart? On this day, seeing Lao Zhang smiling at his cell phone again, his wife secretly walked over. Unexpectedly, Lao Zhang put the cell phone away as soon as he saw her. My wife thought, I feel guilty for being a thief! She deliberately said: "Old man, my phone is too stuck. Let me lend you your phone to check something." Lao Zhang did not dare to disobey his wife's "order", so he had to hand over the phone. My wife took the phone and secretly looked through the recent chat records. There was indeed nothing suspicious. Could it be that I was being overly concerned?

Two months passed in the blink of an eye. One day, Lao Zhang asked his wife: "What day is today?" My wife said she didn't know, and Lao Zhang smiled and said, "Look, today is our 40th wedding anniversary!"

My wife slapped her head: " Really! Old man, when did you become romantic?"

Lao Zhang said excitedly: "Is this called romance?" He said as he fiddled with his phone.

My wife was confused: "What kind of gift is it?"

"You can tell by looking at your phone."

My wife opened it and saw that Lao Zhang had sent a red envelope, and the amount was "5.20" yuan.

Lao Zhang said cheerfully: "Nowadays, there are mobile phone software that allows you to receive red envelopes by watching videos. In order to make up for the 5.20 yuan, I will give you a surprise. For more than two months, I have been staring at the video on my phone every day, and my eyes are filled with tears." Going blind!”

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