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1. Just graduated: I must step out of the comfort zone and graduate Next: Try to expand your comfort zone.

2. I used to be able to leave if I wanted to see someone, but now I can’t and I need a 48-hour nucleic acid report.

3. I used to think that I was the most beautiful woman in the world. It wasn’t until I met Liu Yifei that I realized it was the two of us.

4. I advise everyone not to wear Bluetooth headsets or to watch ghost movies. I wore a Bluetooth headset to watch ghost movies. I was so scared that I threw away my phone. The ghosts were still screaming in my ears.

5. I am not a good husband, a good father, or a son, so what, I am a girl.

6, you guys can play, I won’t play anymore, I want to make money for my future husband, buy Audi , drive BMW and buy Italian guns.

7. Don’t ask me why I always get cheated by handsome guys, because I don’t believe those who are not handsome cheat me.

8. Others use Chanel bags, LV bags and Bulgari bags, but I use emoticon bags.

9. Others: The export is clear. Me: Shuan q, I will really thank you. I really admire you, the sixth one.

10. The only thing in the world that keeps me from procrastinating is charging my phone.

11. Don’t call me a otaku, call me Marie Curie .

12. Please don’t call me a scumbag in the future. That would hurt your self-esteem. Please call me a knowledge-intolerant student.

13, Bao, I am 63 years old this year and I am jockeying for a seat on the bus. I was sweating profusely while grabbing eggs on sale in the supermarket, but when I saw you, I still lowered my head and blushed and dared not speak.

14. I don’t know when that sweet love will come to me again.

15. Leave your freshness to others. I am not an ordinary girl. I am Gaia, Sero, Tiga and Light.

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