Well, during the day I just wanted to close my eyes and rest, but I fell asleep, and then I was awakened by the boss's eyes, and then after dinner, the two of them came out.

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Me:? ?

This is still a kiss

There is too much information, and my eyes hurt so much. Put down my phone, close my eyes and rest for a while.

I have to think about how to show off with the boss. That night, I just greedy for his body and had no other meaning.

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On night, Lu Lianghan and I sat by the beach, listening to the sound of the sea breeze.

Well, during the day I just wanted to close my eyes and rest, but I fell asleep, and then I was awakened by the boss's eyes, and then after dinner, the two of them came out.

is very quiet, and I was so quiet that I had already digged a hole on the beach with my toes.

Will I bury me or the boss in a while?

In the end, Lu Lianghan spoke first: "He Xinyue, why did you escape?"

escaped? Things that

are not available, absolutely cannot be admitted!

I made a fuss: "Boss, I'm going to go on a trip, but I'm not running away. I haven't done anything bad, why do you want to run away, right?"

Lu Lianghan stared at me and said, "I didn't do anything bad, I just became Lu Lianghan once, and broke my yellow boudoir man, and then he ran away."

I lowered my head and said depressedly: "I am a young girl, no one suffers any loss, okay?"

Lu Lianghan asked me persistently: "Then why did you escape?"

Can he not worry about this? Why can't he? I'm really just greedy for his body and can't bear to take responsibility!

I really want to answer him like this, but when I looked up and met his eyes, I was very hurt, and I couldn't say it.

So, I stubbornly asked him, "Boss, have you read the novel?"

Lu Lianghan frowned: "What's the matter?"

I answered very confidently: "Anyway, my routine is to play hard to get. If you didn't get up earlier than me, I would have thrown you a hundred yuan as a tip, and then leave a note and say you are not good, just force it."

is very good. This answer has already made Lu Lianghan's face dark and he is already angry.

I continued to answer him: "Look, this has aroused your curiosity about me. This is one of my routines."

Lu Lianghan asked a little bit gritted his teeth and said, "There are still routines?"

I nodded: "Yes, that's what I found out I was pregnant and ran away with the ball. Five years later, I brought my sixplants back and exploded your company. Everyone is genius."

Lu Lianghan's face became darker: "Why don't you talk about the septulets? Are you a gourd vine? Seven babies on one vine?"

I smiled and sang: "Gourd baby, gourd baby, seven babies on one vine..."

Before he finished singing, Lu Lianghan's forehead was bounced, and I wanted to punch him in pain.

Lu Lianghan gritted his teeth and said, "Have you finished the routine?"

I tilted my head and thought for a while: "It shouldn't be right, when I bring my child back and blow up your company, then you smiled evilly at me, woman, how dare you steal my seed?"

"And then, we love and kill each other, and when I return to your house, your mother throws out a check for tens of trillions of dollars for me, letting me leave my child behind, and I will leave my mother with a check for tens of trillions of dollars. , get rid of the burden, don't bother you. "

I can already feel the murderous aura of the little boss, but it doesn't matter, I continue to play: "The little boss is a priceless treasure. Getting the little boss means getting the boss's entire property. That little check money is not enough."

" In short, after we fall in love and kill each other, you become a wife-loving maniac, I become the happiest woman in the world, and all my seven babies are geniuses."

Lu Lianghan corrected me lightly: "You said hexapents, why are there seven babies now? "

I rolled my eyes and said to him: "After falling in love and killing each other for many years, can't we create another one? I will give birth to another little princess, and then my six brothers will spoil me. "

The little boss was so dark. Anyway, he saw that I was just fooling around.

Otherwise, what can I do? It would be really dead if I just greedy for his body.

However, the little boss was so silent. I continued to dig a sand pit with my feet. Thinking about the wrong thing for a while, I pressed the boss' head down and buried it.

But I vaguely felt that I had stepped into the grave with one foot.

My intuition was not wrong, and the little boss pulled me up: "Go away. "

" do...why? "I was shocked and refused to follow me: "Little boss, it's illegal to kill people. "

I always feel that the little boss wants to throw me into the sea to feed the pigs. Oh, there are no pigs in the sea, only sharks.

The little boss: "It's okay, I'll die with you and sacrifice love for love! "

" I don't! "My screams like a pig killer, which makes passers-by look at it.

But the boss said that my wife got angry and it's okay.

Passers-by look at his harmless handsome face. No matter me, the boss carried me away from the beach and went back to the hotel to pack his luggage.

Well, during the day I just wanted to close my eyes and rest, but I fell asleep, and then I was awakened by the boss's eyes, and then after dinner, the two of them came out. - DayDayNews

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