During the meal, I asked who lent me five hundred yuan, and when I paid her a salary, I paid her six hundred yuan. My parents, brothers and sister-in-law were just concerned about squeezing rice into their mouths, and no one said anything! Little niece: "I'll lend you five hundre

During the meal, I asked who lent me five hundred yuan, and when I paid the salary, I paid her six hundred yuan. My parents, brothers and sister-in-law were just concerned about squeezing rice into their mouths, and no one said anything! Little niece: "I'll lend you five hundred and wait until you have money to pay back seven hundred?" I: Yes! The little niece turned around and took out her small bag on the sofa and took out her money and handed it to me: "Give it, this is five hundred. When I remember, I gave me seven hundred

My girlfriend got into the car yesterday, but after just two stops, an old lady stood next to her. She was about to get up to give up her seat, but the old lady stopped her: "You sit down, you are so tired after you work for a day. "My girlfriend suddenly felt extremely warm. Unexpectedly, the old lady continued, "Save you to scold me online when you go back. "

Seeing my girlfriend send a circle: Sooner or later, should you make a decision now? I replied affectionately: Dear, if you think it is right, go and do it, come on! 10 minutes later, I received a text message from her: Let's break up!

I obviously had the 100 yuan I put on the coffee table and disappeared, but I still have a girl at home. I also have a six-year-old nephew. I asked him, did the baby see the 100 yuan on the coffee table? My nephew replied to my aunt, the money said 2008. I saw that it expired and threw the toilet and flushed it with water.

My son discussed with me: "Mom, don't always talk about me when we come to our house during the Spring Festival, leave me some face. "I smiled and said, "You have to perform better, too. "The son said, "I must be very well-behaved. "I asked, "Why do someone ask about your grades?" "The son said, "Just ask him about the year-end bonus quickly, which will leave him speechless. ”

When I saw my little niece during the Spring Festival, my first sentence was: “How was the exam? ", I want to pass on this pain from generation to generation! The little niece replied, "My boyfriend and I didn't do well in the exam. Uncle, where is your girlfriend? "I...

was expelled from Zhejiang University , and went to my hometown Linyi University to study. Last night, my dad called me: "How much is left? "Me: "I recently had a girlfriend, and the expenses were high, and there was no left at all. "My dad was very surprised: "Okay, then you bring your girlfriend back to see you." "Me: "Break up! "My dad: "Why? "Me: "Because I have no money on me. "

was silent for a long time, and I slowly sorted out my thoughts and told him the truth: "I quarreled with your sister, and I haven't spoken for more than a month, and I still ignore me! In the past month, I have almost no food to eat every day! It’s all up to drinking water and my son to secretly give me some leftovers! "I touched my normal belly and really missed the big belly in the past!

Watch others flirting with girls, I also tried it. I am lying in the hospital now, but the nurse looks very good. Then I tried it again, but now I am in the police station, and the police flowers are also very beautiful. I think it was probably because I was not sincere enough in the first two times. I tried it once, and I won't say it, and I'll shave my head. I finally went to prison, but the prison guard was a super invincible beautiful girl. I mustered up the courage to get back my unprecedented courage and tried again. Now I have successfully reached the end. When I heard the sound of the gun loading, I looked at the face of the execution judge in despair and shot me. I can still flirt. Naihe Bridge . I looked at Meng Po in front of me and thought Meng Po was not bad either. I planned to try again in the end!

My brother-in-law came to work in disarray. The boss said that he had damaged the company's image, so he told his brother-in-law: Before coming to work, let your wife nail all the buttons missing on your top! But since then, I have never seen him come to work again. A week later, I met him by chance on RT-Mart shopping. The boss asked him: Why don't you come to work? He said sadly: You that day After talking to me, I kept trying to find a wife, but I just couldn't find it! So the buttons on my shirt have not been nailed yet, how dare I go to work? The boss said: I'm so stupid, I'll buy another one after I get my salary!

The internet suddenly broke at home, and my husband took me to the Internet cafe downstairs. When my husband arrived at the Internet cafe, he called LOL, and I started watching TV series. Two hours later, I couldn't sit still and acted coquettishly and threatened to tell him to leave.My husband said: I am just level 30 now, and I am level 31 soon. I will leave when I reach level 31! Then, I waited for him in the Internet cafe for one night. In the end, my husband wanted to leave, and I immediately held him down: You can't leave if you are less than level 31!

Working overtime until very late last night, it was past one o'clock in the morning when I got home. I tiptoed to the bedroom and found my girlfriend sitting on the head of the bed sobbing, which really scared me. I asked what's wrong? My girlfriend said: I just dreamed that I bought duck neck for me to eat. It smells so good. I didn’t have time to taste it, but I woke up by urine. Even if I tasted it, it would be fine. Why is my life so bitter...