I really can’t answer your question if I’m not in ancient times. My wife made pig trotters for me and asked me to comment on it after I finished it. The couple I met at the subway station fell in love and looked at me in the mirror, who was 188cm tall, and fell into deep thought.

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Not in ancient times, I really can’t answer your question.

Martial arts in the world are fast.

I feel bitter in my heart. I don’t want to talk about my baby.

My daughter-in-law made pig trotters for me, and asked me to comment on the swimming skills I just learned after eating them.

Please help me see how it goes

I’m treating you today, the little fat cow is enough, let’s eat it with all your heart

Gouzi: Who told you not to turn on the air conditioner or fan in the summer

If you invite the four dragon kings to come over , what can be done

When steaming steamed buns, is it steamed first on the top or on the bottom

Maybe fate is such a wonderful thing

Wait and see, if it is still alive and kicking, it will be fine

Girl, your pattern It's a bit small.

I met you when I was jogging in the morning. How should I go up and strike up a conversation?

A band from rural areas. I can't get into the top 100 when I sign up for a show. The way you are used to it

Civilized weddings, never make trouble when getting married

I really thought it was a fake

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The air is filled with the sour smell of love

Let me tell you, my things are all I asked you to pick it up, remember to return it to me.

Let’s talk; what is the use of this thing in front of you?

You are older than the sixth generation.

The uncles in the park all have special skills.

You are the clown. Don’t go there and join in the fun.

The scenes in the TV series, I don’t believe there is such a good thing.

Looking at these skilled actions, it should be that you have not gone out too much.

This kind of situation will not happen if you drink less than two ounces.

Tony: After passing my hands, I guarantee that you will be radiant. Glowing

Only when I was halfway through eating did I realize it was not dirty buns

What was your current occupation called in ancient times?

As long as the mind does not slip, there are always more solutions than difficulties.

It makes sense.

A couple who met in the subway station looked at me who was 188cm tall in the mirror and fell into deep thought.

For help, I can only choose one, you What would you choose?

My roommates guessed it right away, but they didn’t tell me. Did you guess it?

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