God's reply: Can this bed match the Lao Wang brother next door? God's reply: How much hatred is this? Silly question: When I was rich, my eldest brother was very close to me, but now I am down and out, all kinds of cynicism, especially when I get up. Press you to the ground and r

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God’s reply: Can this bed be used by Brother Wang next door?

God replied: How much hatred is this? You see the bite is so powerful, hey, you must pay attention next time!

Nonsense question: When I was rich, I called you "Big Brother" very affectionately. Now that I'm down and out, I'm making all kinds of sarcastic remarks. When I get up, I'll rub you on the ground. ccc

Divine comment, what have you realized?

Commentary: What is it like to live in a shared apartment with your girlfriend?

Commentary, Doctor, how long can I live with this disease?

A silly question: What would you do at this time?

Divine Commentary, Qiao Feng, are the protagonists and have never had any rivals, but they are ranked so low. Why?

A silly question: Why don’t you drink some water?

strongWhat do celebrities do when they are not filming?

[Funny question] How do you wash your face?

: There were crabs in the oysters when I ate them yesterday. What is going on!

Divine Comment, friends, give my divine dog a name. It cannot be black, but it must reflect that it is black.

[Sand sculpture question] What do you think this chain can do for mopping the floor?

. Deceiving consumers?

How does water burn to ℃?

Comments: I just bought a car and was overtaken by a domestically-made broken-down off-road vehicle on the elevated road. It was a ten-year-old Dongfeng off-road vehicle.

[sand sculpture problem] autism duck duck, autism online.

Commentary, these words may have destroyed a family.

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Come on, come on, do this question, and prevent Alzheimer's disease together. At this time, you can try it again and you will know what is going on. There were so many that my mother threw them out to me. - DayDayNews

Come on, come on, do this question, and prevent Alzheimer's disease together. At this time, you can try it again and you will know what is going on. There were so many that my mother threw them out to me.

"I didn't expect that it would be our dormitory's turn and we would have candy to eat!" Hahaha, now I'm in a good mood.

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It has been extremely difficult to do the job of driving for the past two days. It may be that the position of the driver is not right. There are only two orders per day and the money is less than 50 yuan. There are many self-driving cars hanging out in front of larger hotels, an - DayDayNews

It has been extremely difficult to do the job of driving for the past two days. It may be that the position of the driver is not right. There are only two orders per day and the money is less than 50 yuan. There are many self-driving cars hanging out in front of larger hotels, an

Record debt of 1.1 million on the 81st day

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[Humorous Joke] I have a very good friend who is tall and handsome. The year before last year, when I went to the pedestrian street in the county town, I encountered a young couple having a conflict. The girl was crying because of the pear blossoms and the rain. Without saying a - DayDayNews

[Humorous Joke] I have a very good friend who is tall and handsome. The year before last year, when I went to the pedestrian street in the county town, I encountered a young couple having a conflict. The girl was crying because of the pear blossoms and the rain. Without saying a

Humorous joke: The company organized a trip to a nearby mountain, but I accidentally ran into a hornet’s nest.

06/20 1883

1. For lunch, I ordered stir-fried green beans. Halfway through the meal, I found a big meat worm next to one of the beans. I picked it up subconsciously and looked at it. My girlfriend thought I was feeding her, so she quickly caught it with her mouth. Quite delicious. "Honey, y - DayDayNews

1. For lunch, I ordered stir-fried green beans. Halfway through the meal, I found a big meat worm next to one of the beans. I picked it up subconsciously and looked at it. My girlfriend thought I was feeding her, so she quickly caught it with her mouth. Quite delicious. "Honey, y

Funny joke: My best friend said with low self-esteem: Forget it, I will never get married in this life.

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1. “These guys pretending to be motorcycle riders” 2. “I went to work for a week and came home to buy new stuff for my girlfriend. I’m 36 and she’s 45.” 3. “Mom told me the cock was chasing her today . Have to check the security cameras to verify. ” 4. “I found it in the truck st - DayDayNews

1. “These guys pretending to be motorcycle riders” 2. “I went to work for a week and came home to buy new stuff for my girlfriend. I’m 36 and she’s 45.” 3. “Mom told me the cock was chasing her today . Have to check the security cameras to verify. ” 4. “I found it in the truck st

20 photos that “will make you happy”

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#It’s rude no matter how hot the weather is. I have one thing to say, no matter how hot the weather is, it won’t be appropriate. After all, it was indeed the first time I saw these scenes in the summer... 01. Corn: I want to open 02. Even the roadblocks are hot Transformed 03. Ha - DayDayNews

#It’s rude no matter how hot the weather is. I have one thing to say, no matter how hot the weather is, it won’t be appropriate. After all, it was indeed the first time I saw these scenes in the summer... 01. Corn: I want to open 02. Even the roadblocks are hot Transformed 03. Ha

"The summer you think vs. the actual summer..." It would be rude no matter how hot the weather is.

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The work group suddenly became unruly... What was even scarier was dragging that piece of shit to bed. I am a bit worried about the mental state of contemporary netizens. The country is easy to change, but the nature is hard to change. - DayDayNews

The work group suddenly became unruly... What was even scarier was dragging that piece of shit to bed. I am a bit worried about the mental state of contemporary netizens. The country is easy to change, but the nature is hard to change.

"The pervert leader joined the group chat..." Hahaha, the work group suddenly became unseemly.

06/20 1771

1. The mantis catches the cicada, Nuwa catches the sky, the dead sheep catches the prison, and the strong points catch the weak points. These are the four famous catches in history. 2. My wife called me: Honey, it’s time to eat. I went to the kitchen and saw that there was nothin - DayDayNews

1. The mantis catches the cicada, Nuwa catches the sky, the dead sheep catches the prison, and the strong points catch the weak points. These are the four famous catches in history. 2. My wife called me: Honey, it’s time to eat. I went to the kitchen and saw that there was nothin

Dude: Bad Ancestors and Bad Clan

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Can any friends explain what this means? After watching it for a quarter of an hour, I couldn't figure out what it looked like. Where do people like this in Internet cafes get their income without working? What organization has existed for thousands of years? - DayDayNews

Can any friends explain what this means? After watching it for a quarter of an hour, I couldn't figure out what it looked like. Where do people like this in Internet cafes get their income without working? What organization has existed for thousands of years?

What domestic organization has existed for thousands of years? Show me off in the comment section! Wahahahahaha

06/19 1151

1. After I got my driver’s license, I took my best friend out for a walk. Suddenly, an old man in front of me fell to the ground. Just when I was at a loss, my best friend pulled me and cried and shouted: "Brake! Brake! How many people have you killed today?" It's over!" I saw th - DayDayNews

1. After I got my driver’s license, I took my best friend out for a walk. Suddenly, an old man in front of me fell to the ground. Just when I was at a loss, my best friend pulled me and cried and shouted: "Brake! Brake! How many people have you killed today?" It's over!" I saw th

Humorous funny jokes

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