Seagull: Sister, what are you feeding me? I can’t chew the phone without eating it. Just give me the bread on your left hand. Uncle, the steps for injecting a pig are: first control, then aim, and finally inject quickly. You are not good at injecting. Stop taking pictures and go

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High Difficulty Bathroom

Seagull : Big girl, what are you feeding me? I can’t chew my mobile phone without eating. Just give me the bread on your left hand.

Two feet go their own way and no one is allowed to go, hahahaha.

Uncle, the steps for injecting a pig are: first control, then aim, and finally inject quickly. You are not good at injecting. Stop taking pictures and go to the hospital first.

What my wife looks like before and after marriage. Alas, go to the little fairy from before. What, I want to return

Which of the following can you do?

The biggest trick to chase a girlfriend is to be shameless

Takeaway boy, today I will give you a bad review

Gouzi: I really can’t stand it anymore. I have been shopping with you for a whole day, and you haven’t bought any clothes yet.

I could deeply feel his despair and helplessness. I seemed to see his eyebrows furrowed when he lifted up his pants, and how he pinched his belt when hanging it. Orchid fingers . I could even imagine him walking out of this toilet and hiding in it. The trembling hands in the sleeves, the nervous expression looking around when washing hands, the panic and hesitation in the eyes.

As long as you don’t panic, you can turn danger into good luck

Be attentive when walking the dog...

Are there any classmates who are good at Chinese? Come and check in

Gouzi: Why do you still have it delivered to your door?

The art of flower arrangement!

Which line made you remember the entire movie?

Real version of anti-armor

Sister, I just want to eat sugar cane.

Release it after shooting

Master Turtle, it’s you

Grandma: Why are you working so hard today? Today's bikes are extremely heavy.

Medical Miracle

I feel that this is not as scary as the glass plank road. The girl is too scared.

This is the first time I see a tug-of-war wearing high heels. Can you use your strength?

Enjoy the feeling of being slapped in the face with money

Sister, why are you jumping out with such a big belly? But be careful, I'm worried about the baby in my belly.

Pigeon: Be a human being!

Don't go to bed so early in the dormitory from now on, otherwise the arrangement will be very decent for you.

Girl, is that the photo on the wall you?

Who designed it for me?

The light is green, don't run, you ran. How can I cross the road

I paid by mistake

When I get serious, I'm afraid

I choked for the master

The panda is angry, I won't eat today

This guy is too miserable, right

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Dog: You are noble, you are amazing, you use me as bait

The old lady put the rice cooker on the gas stove and got into trouble. Fortunately, nothing serious happened. Just stay safe.

This is a pitfall of Wuhei game design. bit, the picture is so strong

teaches you how to lose your girlfriend

to help this child, how to move two strokes to form a triangle.

reminds me of a scene in Tang Bohu Dian Qiuxiang, hahahaha.

Haha, you are the best employee of the year.

This is still a bit difficult. All cultural people should come and take a look. This second link is really bad, right?

funny

Xiaoyu looked at Wang Tao in surprise, and then said hurriedly: "You can't think like this. Since you are married, you can't do anything to disgrace your wife and children. You are a man, and you are responsible for whatever you do." - DayDayNews

Xiaoyu looked at Wang Tao in surprise, and then said hurriedly: "You can't think like this. Since you are married, you can't do anything to disgrace your wife and children. You are a man, and you are responsible for whatever you do."

Romance Novel (Young and Beautiful Little Widow) Chapter 15

06/07 1389

1. I went to KFC alone to buy a drink. There was a little boy in line behind me. When it was my turn, the waiter told me that the second drink was half price. So I turned around and said to the little boy: "Kid, let me give you this discount, it's only half the price." "Haha", th - DayDayNews

1. I went to KFC alone to buy a drink. There was a little boy in line behind me. When it was my turn, the waiter told me that the second drink was half price. So I turned around and said to the little boy: "Kid, let me give you this discount, it's only half the price." "Haha", th

Joke: Uncle, did you see that girl? my girlfriend

06/07 1063

There is no flaw, but I want to call this customer service. A well-founded joke that's perfect for cooling off in the summer. O kind man, a piece of ice cream has helped you rise to a great level. False multiple endings. - DayDayNews

There is no flaw, but I want to call this customer service. A well-founded joke that's perfect for cooling off in the summer. O kind man, a piece of ice cream has helped you rise to a great level. False multiple endings.

Happy embarrassing pictures: stepping stone

06/07 1735

1. My husband is often crazy outside and doesn’t care about his family. I asked my best friend for help on how to get my husband to change his mind. Best friend: "Men are obsessed with saving face. If you cry, make trouble, or hang yourself, he will naturally not dare to do it if - DayDayNews

1. My husband is often crazy outside and doesn’t care about his family. I asked my best friend for help on how to get my husband to change his mind. Best friend: "Men are obsessed with saving face. If you cry, make trouble, or hang yourself, he will naturally not dare to do it if

Joke: I’m not very good at using it. Can you give me a demonstration of this third move?

06/07 1462

1. There were two super lazy guys in the dormitory who never washed their socks. One day, they both didn’t want to buy food, so they filled the socks with water, causing them to leak so slowly that they couldn’t buy food. They also called many of us to witness that the laziest gu - DayDayNews

1. There were two super lazy guys in the dormitory who never washed their socks. One day, they both didn’t want to buy food, so they filled the socks with water, causing them to leak so slowly that they couldn’t buy food. They also called many of us to witness that the laziest gu

Joke: Use a ballpoint pen to change the test score of the red pen, 50 points to 80 points, 10 points to 70 points

06/07 1184

1. My second-rate daughter-in-law suddenly said today: "Husband, I think you are so picky." Me: "I am correcting you very seriously. Only those who have money and are reluctant to spend it are called picky. People like me are called...poor!" 2. I protested to my wife: "You have a - DayDayNews

1. My second-rate daughter-in-law suddenly said today: "Husband, I think you are so picky." Me: "I am correcting you very seriously. Only those who have money and are reluctant to spend it are called picky. People like me are called...poor!" 2. I protested to my wife: "You have a

Duanzi: There are two big things in the world that are unclear

06/07 1017

Can anyone translate it? How should such a house be sold? How did Li Ming become the Four Heavenly Kings? Do you know exactly what to do with the last one? - DayDayNews

Can anyone translate it? How should such a house be sold? How did Li Ming become the Four Heavenly Kings? Do you know exactly what to do with the last one?

Hilarious commentary: When I come to the clinic to get my water pumped, there is a girl lying next to me who is watching a TV show. How should I strike up a conversation?

06/06 1116

1. Funny jokes about roadside stalls. When I went to eat at a roadside stall, my mother said, "The bowls outside are not clean. Use your own." I thought about it and thought what my mother said made sense, so I took a bowl. The bowl went. When I got there, I asked for a bowl of n - DayDayNews

1. Funny jokes about roadside stalls. When I went to eat at a roadside stall, my mother said, "The bowls outside are not clean. Use your own." I thought about it and thought what my mother said made sense, so I took a bowl. The bowl went. When I got there, I asked for a bowl of n

Funny jokes about embarrassing roadside stalls, hilarious classic jokes about picking up girls

06/06 1385

1. Hilarious and embarrassing jokes. The math teacher in the first grade of high school is a recent graduate. We usually make all kinds of troubles in class, and he is used to it. One day when he entered the classroom and saw us being quiet, he looked up to the sky and laughed an - DayDayNews

1. Hilarious and embarrassing jokes. The math teacher in the first grade of high school is a recent graduate. We usually make all kinds of troubles in class, and he is used to it. One day when he entered the classroom and saw us being quiet, he looked up to the sky and laughed an

Funny jokes about embarrassing things, funny jokes about embarrassing things about your wife

06/06 1557

(1) He looks very happy (2) I think he really tried his best (3) He has experience (4) Thinking on the bright side, the businessman is just stupid, not bad (5) Meow Meow Bandit: Put you Hand over all the dried fish! ! ! (6) Peanut crumbs made from crushed peanuts (7) Feeding the - DayDayNews

(1) He looks very happy (2) I think he really tried his best (3) He has experience (4) Thinking on the bright side, the businessman is just stupid, not bad (5) Meow Meow Bandit: Put you Hand over all the dried fish! ! ! (6) Peanut crumbs made from crushed peanuts (7) Feeding the

Daily Hilarious Picture God Comment Award: Why do you drink horse urine and brag about cowhide?

06/06 1833