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Dog...?Pig...? Loaf of bread. SYSTEM ERROR. - DayDayNews

Dog...?Pig...? Loaf of bread. SYSTEM ERROR. - DayDayNews

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1. What should I do to make her notice me? 2. Is there any dish that you can eat for a month without getting tired of it? 3. I am a doctor and I have the final say. 4. It’s late at night, so my girlfriend can’t wait. What should I do if I leave? 5. Fishing with the leader is also - DayDayNews

1. What should I do to make her notice me? 2. Is there any dish that you can eat for a month without getting tired of it? 3. I am a doctor and I have the final say. 4. It’s late at night, so my girlfriend can’t wait. What should I do if I leave? 5. Fishing with the leader is also

God’s reply: My child’s grades are not good, and the teacher asked me to discuss educational issues. What should I pay attention to?

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1: The teacher asked: "If you only have one day to live, where would you most like to go?" The student replied: "I will spend my last day in this school, in this classroom." - DayDayNews

1: The teacher asked: "If you only have one day to live, where would you most like to go?" The student replied: "I will spend my last day in this school, in this classroom."

A smile every day: If you only had one day to live, where would you most want to go?

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1. My hometown is in the mountains. There is only one bus to go home every day. If you miss it, you will not be able to get on it. When I went home at the end of this year, a person in the car used alcohol to argue with the driver. The driver said: If you don’t accept it, we will - DayDayNews

1. My hometown is in the mountains. There is only one bus to go home every day. If you miss it, you will not be able to get on it. When I went home at the end of this year, a person in the car used alcohol to argue with the driver. The driver said: If you don’t accept it, we will

Dude: When I was in college, I had an elective course on flower arrangement, and the final exam was to create a work in class.

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Cat Star: Only I can wake you up! You know the power of flattery. The masters are not necessarily among the people, but the masters are definitely in the back! "What are the two holes on the escort vehicle for?" - DayDayNews

Cat Star: Only I can wake you up! You know the power of flattery. The masters are not necessarily among the people, but the masters are definitely in the back! "What are the two holes on the escort vehicle for?"

I believe everyone born in the 80s and 90s knows what this is, right? We call it Paozi here

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1. Funny jokes about embarrassing gangsters. During the art class, the class showed a Japanese movie, but I wasn’t interested and didn’t watch it. After a while, after class, the girl next to me asked me, what do you think is the difference between Japanese and Korean? I thought - DayDayNews

1. Funny jokes about embarrassing gangsters. During the art class, the class showed a Japanese movie, but I wasn’t interested and didn’t watch it. After a while, after class, the girl next to me asked me, what do you think is the difference between Japanese and Korean? I thought

Funny jokes about gangsters, funny jokes about sisters and funny jokes

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1. I am unemployed at home, and the food is getting saltier. Me: "Don't put too much salt in cooking, salty food is bad for your health!" Mom: "You know that being idle is bad for your health, why don't you quickly find a job?" "2. After just a few minutes of homework, my phone g - DayDayNews

1. I am unemployed at home, and the food is getting saltier. Me: "Don't put too much salt in cooking, salty food is bad for your health!" Mom: "You know that being idle is bad for your health, why don't you quickly find a job?" "2. After just a few minutes of homework, my phone g

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Introduction: A cute baby was playing in the mud, but his whole body was completely covered in mud. Netizens became uneasy after seeing this. Is this a mini version of the Terracotta Warriors and Horses? Recently, in Chenzhou, Hunan, some netizens posted a video that made people - DayDayNews

Introduction: A cute baby was playing in the mud, but his whole body was completely covered in mud. Netizens became uneasy after seeing this. Is this a mini version of the Terracotta Warriors and Horses? Recently, in Chenzhou, Hunan, some netizens posted a video that made people

Cry with laughter! A cute baby from Hunan was covered in mud when he was rolling in the mud. His mother asked: should I beat him or wash him first?

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#四川# #Share the jingle from your hometown# #Which jingles from childhood do you still remember? The teeth are burnt yellow, pretending to be an expert. If foreigners don’t come, wear socks with slippers. - DayDayNews

#四川# #Share the jingle from your hometown# #Which jingles from childhood do you still remember? The teeth are burnt yellow, pretending to be an expert. If foreigners don’t come, wear socks with slippers.

Haha... I'm laughing so hard! How many Sichuan dishes have you heard of when you were a child?

05/30 1325

[Humorous Joke] My niece saw that others had roller skates, and the more she wanted them, especially a pair of roller skates, but my sister disagreed and thought it was too dangerous. So she pestered me to buy her a pair secretly, but she broke her arm when she was studying. I su - DayDayNews

[Humorous Joke] My niece saw that others had roller skates, and the more she wanted them, especially a pair of roller skates, but my sister disagreed and thought it was too dangerous. So she pestered me to buy her a pair secretly, but she broke her arm when she was studying. I su

Humorous joke: Xiao Ming, I call you husband, do you dare to say yes?

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This is probably the biggest surprise this Christmas. When I woke up, I was heartbroken. I'm afraid this kind of surprise will be unforgettable for a lifetime... What's going on? I really can’t afford to hurt my short legs! Dude, stop pretending to be a calligrapher. You are not - DayDayNews

This is probably the biggest surprise this Christmas. When I woke up, I was heartbroken. I'm afraid this kind of surprise will be unforgettable for a lifetime... What's going on? I really can’t afford to hurt my short legs! Dude, stop pretending to be a calligrapher. You are not

A moment of relaxation: "What made them all choose the left side?"

05/29 2000

(1) He looks very happy (2) I think he really tried his best (3) He has experience (4) Thinking on the bright side, the businessman is just stupid, not bad (5) Meow Meow Bandit: Put you Hand over all the dried fish! ! ! (6) Peanut crumbs made from crushed peanuts (7) Feeding the - DayDayNews

(1) He looks very happy (2) I think he really tried his best (3) He has experience (4) Thinking on the bright side, the businessman is just stupid, not bad (5) Meow Meow Bandit: Put you Hand over all the dried fish! ! ! (6) Peanut crumbs made from crushed peanuts (7) Feeding the

Daily Hilarious Picture God Comment Award: Why do you drink horse urine and brag about cowhide?

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What is this? How come you can’t bite a dog that’s not afraid of bears? You can twist a bottle but can’t unscrew the cap without monitoring. Who can believe it? Two adults were bullied by a bird and ran away. Tell me, you may not believe it. Only one out of ten people can do it. - DayDayNews

What is this? How come you can’t bite a dog that’s not afraid of bears? You can twist a bottle but can’t unscrew the cap without monitoring. Who can believe it? Two adults were bullied by a bird and ran away. Tell me, you may not believe it. Only one out of ten people can do it.

There were a lot of suitors for the new female colleague in the company. When I saw the items on her desk, I quit.

06/06 1186

I was walking in a mall that day and heard a saleswoman shouting loudly that leather shoes were on sale for 40% off for only one hour. As I walked over, I suddenly heard her whisper, "I'm exhausted. I've been shouting for two hours." - DayDayNews

I was walking in a mall that day and heard a saleswoman shouting loudly that leather shoes were on sale for 40% off for only one hour. As I walked over, I suddenly heard her whisper, "I'm exhausted. I've been shouting for two hours."

A smile every day, episode 14

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Summer passes quietly, leaving little secrets behind. Summer has arrived. Today I will take stock of those weird things that can only be done in summer. Summer car seats are extremely hot. Summer is here. I believe many friends have burned their butts from electric cars. , next t - DayDayNews

Summer passes quietly, leaving little secrets behind. Summer has arrived. Today I will take stock of those weird things that can only be done in summer. Summer car seats are extremely hot. Summer is here. I believe many friends have burned their butts from electric cars. , next t

Take stock of the weird things you did in summer

06/05 1192

Yu Xiuhua, a female poet with cerebral palsy, can be said to be the most famous poet in the contemporary world. Even I, a layperson who has never read poetry, know her. I have read her story about sleeping with men across half of China. At first, when I read her poems, I was surp - DayDayNews

Yu Xiuhua, a female poet with cerebral palsy, can be said to be the most famous poet in the contemporary world. Even I, a layperson who has never read poetry, know her. I have read her story about sleeping with men across half of China. At first, when I read her poems, I was surp

I thought she was a myth among women, but she turned out to be a joke

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We always complain that straight men don’t understand the style and don’t know how to distinguish between green tea bitches. They are led by the nose. Today we are going to rectify the names of our male compatriots. When straight men criticize green tea bitches, that is the real - DayDayNews

We always complain that straight men don’t understand the style and don’t know how to distinguish between green tea bitches. They are led by the nose. Today we are going to rectify the names of our male compatriots. When straight men criticize green tea bitches, that is the real

When a straight man picks up a green tea bitch, that’s the real trick (hahaha!)

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Things to do in New Zealand. New Zealand is home to some of the most incredible landscapes on earth, and its natural beauty shines for those who love the great outdoors. - DayDayNews

Things to do in New Zealand. New Zealand is home to some of the most incredible landscapes on earth, and its natural beauty shines for those who love the great outdoors.

Immigrate to New Zealand, things to do in New Zealand

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In order to further strengthen the construction of work style, actively perform the warning and education functions of the Party branch, and strive to consolidate the foundation of standardized management of the team, the Party branch of Panxian Road Law Enforcement Brigade recen - DayDayNews

In order to further strengthen the construction of work style, actively perform the warning and education functions of the Party branch, and strive to consolidate the foundation of standardized management of the team, the Party branch of Panxian Road Law Enforcement Brigade recen

The Party Branch of Panxian Road Law Enforcement Brigade stays away from the "high-voltage line" and manages the party with strict discipline

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In the past few days, Xingang Street has carried out various activities with the theme of celebrating "July 1", which has further strengthened the role of grassroots party organizations as a fighting fortress, strengthened the sense of mission of all party members in the area, an - DayDayNews

In the past few days, Xingang Street has carried out various activities with the theme of celebrating "July 1", which has further strengthened the role of grassroots party organizations as a fighting fortress, strengthened the sense of mission of all party members in the area, an

Xingang Street carries out activities with the theme of celebrating July 1st: Always follow the party and forge ahead on a new journey

06/06 1277

On July 6, Station B premiered Jay Chou's new song MV "The Greatest Work" and announced a copyright cooperation with JW Music. After 6 years, Jay Chou has released a new album "The Greatest Work", and a new song with the same name as the album has made its debut. More MVs for son - DayDayNews

On July 6, Station B premiered Jay Chou's new song MV "The Greatest Work" and announced a copyright cooperation with JW Music. After 6 years, Jay Chou has released a new album "The Greatest Work", and a new song with the same name as the album has made its debut. More MVs for son

Station B premieres Jay Chou's new song MV, bringing Hi-Res lossless sound quality experience

06/06 1400

Liu Yifei's family started a battle with a certain car brand because of a certain up owner. The up owner had already started to quarrel with Liu Yifei's family after complaining about "Meng Hua Lu" last time, and this time he directly brought up the issue of his godfather. Althou

Daily melon: Liu Yifei, Yi Yang Qianxi Luo Yizhou, Yuan Bingyan, Jay Chou, Guli Nazha

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On July 7, a Red Star News reporter learned from Chengdu Communications Investment Group that in order to bring more parking discounts and a more comprehensive and high-quality parking experience to the majority of car owners, starting from July 7, 2022, Chengdu’s “5+1” area Thes - DayDayNews

On July 7, a Red Star News reporter learned from Chengdu Communications Investment Group that in order to bring more parking discounts and a more comprehensive and high-quality parking experience to the majority of car owners, starting from July 7, 2022, Chengdu’s “5+1” area Thes

@ChengduCarowners, roadside parking payments in the "5+1" area will be adjusted from now on

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