1. My online girlfriend who I have never met in person said she wants to know what I look like. I sent her a group photo of the six of us in the dormitory, and proudly said: I am the most handsome person in there. As a result, she guessed correctly only after guessing
2 for the sixth time. That day when she was walking in the mall, she heard a saleswoman shouting loudly that the 40% off leather shoes sale was limited to one hour. When she walked over, she suddenly heard her whisper, "I'm exhausted. I've been shouting for two hours."
3. Boyfriend: Dear, do you know why fish are mute? Girlfriend: I don’t know. Boyfriend: It’s very simple. You just need to put your head in the water and try to say a few words to understand.
4. When my boyfriend came home from work, he saw a note left by his wife on the table: “Honey, I’m going to my girlfriend’s house. Let's have fish for dinner. The fishing rod is behind the door.
5. Teacher: "Come and tell me what your ideal is?" Primary school student: "Eat well, wear well, and live a good life." "Teacher: "Can your ideals be higher?" Primary school student: "Eat better, wear better, and live a better life. "
6. I went to have dinner with my colleagues after get off work at noon. On the roadside, there was a man with a broken head and bleeding while doing it cross-legged. I asked my colleague what was wrong? My colleague said, "I don't have money to buy medicine, so I sit on the ground to recover my blood."
7. I lost my bet today and helped my female classmate buy hygiene products. Just as I was about to enter the classroom, the teacher saw me. Ask me what it is? I said wittily: It's bread. The teacher told me: stand outside and finish eating before coming in.
8. When I was walking on the road with my classmates, the Nokia he was holding accidentally fell to the ground and became three parts. You know... there were a few coins mixed in. I saw passers-by saying quietly: Oh, look, even the phone bill fell out...
9. The barber downstairs beat up a man selling candied haws ! When they arrived at the police station, the police asked the barber: " Why did you beat up the candied haws seller?" The barber said: "I was perming my hair in the room, and she was yelling at the outside for perm!"
10. I was working overtime today. The female colleague brought a bag of milk and put it on the water heater to heat it up. The male colleague When I was about to turn on the water, the female colleague said softly: "Can you touch my milk? Is it hot?" The male colleague said, "There are many people there." The female colleague said, "It doesn't matter. I don't want you to drink it by touching it."
