All People's Gods: I sacrifice billions of living beings to become a god.

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All People's Gods: I sacrifice billions of living beings to become a god. - DayDayNews

All People's Gods: I sacrifice billions of living beings to become a god. - DayDayNews

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I deeply understand the true meaning of this sentence: Where is the coolness? I went to blow up a school, and the teacher knew about it. The teacher said, "Good job. I will prepare explosives next time." He was born by himself and has nothing to do with his father.

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