1. Embarrassing classic girl funny jokes, I went to KTV with my buddy last night. My buddy has a strong family background, so I ordered three sisters to sing with me. My buddy liked the last one and asked: How much is the night package? My sister said: No overnight stay. The guy took out the money and started counting, 1,000, the sister looked at it without saying a word, 2,000, the sister still didn't say a word, 3,000, it was 4,000. My sister stood up and said: OK! At that time, my buddy said: I will take out my own money and count it, so donât get excited.
2. Search and follow Tiantianyixiaoxiao.com to see more funny jokes. The family usually eats chicken, and the chicken legs belong to my daughter. Today we were eating fish. The child knocked on the table with a spoon and said: Mom, I want to eat fish legs. Pediatric Clinic , a six-year-old boy named Zhou Moumou. During the auscultation, the doctor chatted with the children as usual to relieve the children's tension. Doctor: Why is your surname Zhou? Child: I donât know, maybe I liked porridge more when I was little.
3. Embarrassing Funny Fat Man Funny Jokes Our bodies donât trust us at all. It's been silently hoarding fat because it doesn't think we'll always have something to eat. Our bodies simply donât trust us. It's been silently hoarding fat because it doesn't think we'll always have something to eat.
4. Womenâs bellies are enlarged by men, and menâs bellies are enlarged by men. The former is due to fertilization and the latter is due to alcohol. Most men will be like Tang Monk, who will have N opportunities to get married in the process of learning Buddhist scriptures.
5.Chang'e reported Tianpeng to Jade Emperor. The Jade Emperor asked Taibai Jinxing : How should Tianpeng deal with this move? Taibai replied: If you know the law and break it, you should be punished according to the law. The Jade Emperor nodded with regret: Alas...just be a pig.
6. My father drives a bus and likes to sing old songs while driving. One day, I was driving along the road with a car full of passengers. I was in a good mood, so I started singing again. Suddenly the noisy carriage fell silent, and everyone looked at Dad, who was intoxicated by his own singing, with strange eyes. Just listen to him singing loudly: "Pigs! Sheep! Where to send it! Where to send it!"
7. A friend opened a restaurant, and every Sunday, he would send his son who is in elementary school Received hotel cleaning service. There were indeed a lot of guests that day. While cleaning, I complained: Itâs really annoying. There are so many restaurants nearby, why are they all coming to my house to eat!
8. When I was in school, everyone in the dormitory had enough food in the cafeteria, and I cooked delicious food, so we bought kitchen utensils for cooking together. We didnât have bowls for eating, so we went to the cafeteria to get them, so we went together to When eating in the cafeteria, I saw a certain kind of bowl and nodded and said, "Well, this bowl is good." They would take one and scatter it in a tacit understanding, go away, gather outside the cafeteria, and each of them would carry a bowl back to the dormitory. That scene, A group of beggars.
