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This uncle must be concentrating with his eyes closed! The uncle looked at grandma affectionately, and grandma was sitting opposite. Instead of drinking a big bowl of wine, Wu Song drank a big cup of Starbucks! It seems this is the first time it has been sold.
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It's okay, this is also a form of commemoration. Uncle Wang said that southerners drink with feelings, which is so funny. It seemed awkward to answer anything, so I just smiled and said nothing.
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Me: Dad doesn’t dare to play. If you fall into the water, you won’t have a dad anymore. The common language of women: clothes, shoes, cosmetics, bags, household chores, children, men. The common language of men: drinking, women.
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1. Today the goddess suddenly asked me, "Do you like me?" I said, "Yes." She said, "Fart! Prove it to me." So sometimes girls' hobbies are really weird, and I have to ask Fart to prove it to her. God’s reply: What should you do if she says: “That’s nonsense, prove it to me”?
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