1. Wife: "Husband, can you tell me a touching story?"
Me: "Okay!"
Wife: "Get lost"
Me. . .
2. My girlfriend said anxiously on the phone: Oops, all the four dishes I cooked are green! I breathed out and said: What’s the matter? Green is healthier. She said: But... isn't this an obvious hint? I said: Don’t think too much. I wouldn't think too much about it. She said: I know you won't think too much about it, but I'm afraid that my husband will think too much about it.
3. My husband usually picks up and drops off my eldest son. Today, my eldest son said that he knows the way to the school he has been to for so long and can go to school by himself! I said: No, my mother thought she knew the way when she was little, but couldn’t remember it halfway. ! If you are still young, wait until you are older before you go to school by yourself! But he insisted! So I secretly followed behind and watched him go to school! Now my son has arrived at school, and I am still looking for my way home.
4. At a class reunion in a hotel, my first girlfriend and I looked at each other affectionately. I asked her heartbrokenly: Why did you reject me so cruelly back then? First love said: Because every time I see you, my heart beats faster, my face turns red, and my whole body feels hot. I thought I would get sick and die if I was with you! I continued to ask: Why did you get married later? My first love took a sip of wine and said: Because I married a doctor!
5. Is this thing available for sale online? I want to make some for myself.
6. There are colored bubbles in the beef noodles. Is this normal?
7. What is the night shift phone number?
8. Liaoning civil servant interview: There were 20 sheep, 10 froze to death, 10 were killed, 10 were given away, how many are left?
9. Is this thing so cheap? =Just buy it
10. This thing on the roof of the car should be used to reduce wind resistance, right? Does anyone know?
11. Learn and apply now without any sense of disobedience.
12. Gouzi: I have tolerated you for a long time, and finally I found a chance to vent.
13. The compensation for the demolition of my uncle’s house is 3 million. He has no children and wants me to support him in his old age, but what should I do if he doesn’t give me money?
14. Tell me how a junior high school student can enter high school in addition to the high school entrance examination.
15. I have a question, why in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, the two generals did not know each other before the war, so why no one gave a false name to scare the other side away and perform psychological suppression.
16. Who can win this lawsuit?
17. I don’t understand why the lawn in the school was separated?
18. At the annual meeting of a small factory, happiness is the most important thing.
19.When Li Dakang’s wife was arrested, what was the meaning of Li Dakang rolling the car window?
20. All the old people got angry at their sons when they got home: When will you let me take my grandson out for a walk? Look at Lao Li’s grandson and look at Lao Li’s arrogant look.
