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Before you read this article, you can click "Follow" and you can receive all kinds of hilarious content for free in the future. Thank you for your attention. God’s reply: [Shadow question] My arms suddenly grew a lot, what should I do? , I'm on the roadside, where are you? Commen - DayDayNews

Before you read this article, you can click "Follow" and you can receive all kinds of hilarious content for free in the future. Thank you for your attention. God’s reply: [Shadow question] My arms suddenly grew a lot, what should I do? , I'm on the roadside, where are you? Commen

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Me: Dad doesn’t dare to play. If you fall into the water, you won’t have a dad anymore. The common language of women: clothes, shoes, cosmetics, bags, household chores, children, men. The common language of men: drinking, women. - DayDayNews

Me: Dad doesn’t dare to play. If you fall into the water, you won’t have a dad anymore. The common language of women: clothes, shoes, cosmetics, bags, household chores, children, men. The common language of men: drinking, women.

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1. This is blueberry. This is my unlucky when I meet you when you meet you. We haven’t talked about it yet, right? - 4. The other girls changed their clothes and untied Luo Shang. I changed my clothes and untied Little Piggy - 5. The only difference between me and Superman is tha - DayDayNews

1. This is blueberry. This is my unlucky when I meet you when you meet you. We haven’t talked about it yet, right? - 4. The other girls changed their clothes and untied Luo Shang. I changed my clothes and untied Little Piggy - 5. The only difference between me and Superman is tha

The cute you meet the cute funny man

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1. Eat hot pot with your girlfriend. . . Girlfriend: Help me cook a crab, I want to eat it. Me: Each person has one pot, why don’t you take the pot yourself? Her: I believe in Buddhism and do not kill. 2. I was taking my little daughter for a ride on my electric donkey, and a for - DayDayNews

1. Eat hot pot with your girlfriend. . . Girlfriend: Help me cook a crab, I want to eat it. Me: Each person has one pot, why don’t you take the pot yourself? Her: I believe in Buddhism and do not kill. 2. I was taking my little daughter for a ride on my electric donkey, and a for

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My girlfriend sent me photos and said that she had successfully lost weight, but why do I feel like she has transferred the fat? Hahaha! After all, everyone has their own sleeping habits, such as teeth grinding and snoring while sleeping, but this girl actually likes to sleep wit - DayDayNews

My girlfriend sent me photos and said that she had successfully lost weight, but why do I feel like she has transferred the fat? Hahaha! After all, everyone has their own sleeping habits, such as teeth grinding and snoring while sleeping, but this girl actually likes to sleep wit

Girl, don’t wear leather pants on such a hot day. The reflection will look so embarrassing.

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God's reply: What does it feel like to wear stockings under pants? Can you explain it? [Obvious question] If the company stipulates that one month of working days and then consecutive days off, would you agree? - DayDayNews

God's reply: What does it feel like to wear stockings under pants? Can you explain it? [Obvious question] If the company stipulates that one month of working days and then consecutive days off, would you agree?

God’s reply: What does it feel like to wear stockings under pants? Can you explain?

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This uncle must be concentrating with his eyes closed! The uncle looked at grandma affectionately, and grandma was sitting opposite. Instead of drinking a big bowl of wine, Wu Song drank a big cup of Starbucks! It seems this is the first time it has been sold. - DayDayNews

This uncle must be concentrating with his eyes closed! The uncle looked at grandma affectionately, and grandma was sitting opposite. Instead of drinking a big bowl of wine, Wu Song drank a big cup of Starbucks! It seems this is the first time it has been sold.

This old man must be concentrating with his eyes closed.

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Before you read this article, you can click "Follow" and you can receive all kinds of hilarious content for free in the future. Thank you for your attention. God’s reply: My daughter and her current husband’s son actually got married. Funny question: On your birthday, your parent - DayDayNews

Before you read this article, you can click "Follow" and you can receive all kinds of hilarious content for free in the future. Thank you for your attention. God’s reply: My daughter and her current husband’s son actually got married. Funny question: On your birthday, your parent

God’s reply: A silly question: My daughter and her current husband’s son are actually married.

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Later I want to see how you still wear the mask. Dogs have grown up following sheep and sheep, and they don’t even know what they eat. I went out to sell my stall again today, and it was another day full of hope. - DayDayNews

Later I want to see how you still wear the mask. Dogs have grown up following sheep and sheep, and they don’t even know what they eat. I went out to sell my stall again today, and it was another day full of hope.

God replied: Merchant, are you asleep? I can not sleep! The merchant's reply made me laugh out loud in the middle of the night

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1. Eat a banana first and tell a joke that few people understand. My husband went on a business trip a few days ago and was away for twenty days. Before leaving, I wanted to get close to him. When I was in the mood, my son pushed the door open and shouted: "Dad, I want to eat an - DayDayNews

1. Eat a banana first and tell a joke that few people understand. My husband went on a business trip a few days ago and was away for twenty days. Before leaving, I wanted to get close to him. When I was in the mood, my son pushed the door open and shouted: "Dad, I want to eat an

Mi’s mother is a flower because of peanuts. Who is Mi’s father?

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During the Chinese New Year, I went back to my hometown because I couldn't sleep well in my bed. I complained to my mother about bone pain and asked her to cupping me. When I opened my clothes, she was stunned for a moment. She didn't move and I didn't pay attention for a moment. - DayDayNews

During the Chinese New Year, I went back to my hometown because I couldn't sleep well in my bed. I complained to my mother about bone pain and asked her to cupping me. When I opened my clothes, she was stunned for a moment. She didn't move and I didn't pay attention for a moment.

Are girls with tattoos evil?

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The property in the community is simply amazing. There was a power outage a few days ago, and we dug all over the community to find breakpoints. After unremitting efforts, we finally dug out the telecommunications optical fiber yesterday, and the network has been disconnected unt - DayDayNews

The property in the community is simply amazing. There was a power outage a few days ago, and we dug all over the community to find breakpoints. After unremitting efforts, we finally dug out the telecommunications optical fiber yesterday, and the network has been disconnected unt

Why do these two people look familiar to me | Cold jokes 2219 & Last year today 1862

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The entrance of Jinyiwei Lu Yi gave me a shocking feeling. The fierceness and sharpness of his eyes told us that this male protagonist is not simple [face covering]. - DayDayNews

The entrance of Jinyiwei Lu Yi gave me a shocking feeling. The fierceness and sharpness of his eyes told us that this male protagonist is not simple [face covering].

"Under the Brocade" Episode 1: The Entanglement Belonging to That One Eye

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The joy in my heart cannot be expressed in words. The scene of fireworks being set off from space is just like this. It tastes so beautiful. I have a dream in my heart. One day I can fly into space to judge. Come and see who is the first dog. Zi: I asked you to take me out to pla - DayDayNews

The joy in my heart cannot be expressed in words. The scene of fireworks being set off from space is just like this. It tastes so beautiful. I have a dream in my heart. One day I can fly into space to judge. Come and see who is the first dog. Zi: I asked you to take me out to pla

Female colleague teases her son: Do you want me to be your girlfriend? The son said disdainfully: No need

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Why do they say funny girls don’t have love? Gouzi: Who can tell me what happened just now? My wife was afraid that I would be worried, so she posted a video saying that she was with a female colleague. It seemed that I was too nervous. - DayDayNews

Why do they say funny girls don’t have love? Gouzi: Who can tell me what happened just now? My wife was afraid that I would be worried, so she posted a video saying that she was with a female colleague. It seemed that I was too nervous.

My wife was afraid that I would be worried, so she posted a video saying that she was with a female colleague. It seemed that I was too nervous.

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When the market was about to end, the donkey seller said to the fellow villagers: "Whoever can make this donkey laugh or cry, I will give it to him for free." When everyone heard this, they became interested and started talking. After helping the people, no one made the donkey la - DayDayNews

When the market was about to end, the donkey seller said to the fellow villagers: "Whoever can make this donkey laugh or cry, I will give it to him for free." When everyone heard this, they became interested and started talking. After helping the people, no one made the donkey la

Who is bigger?

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It is said that the reason why most people break up is that the other party promises too much. Too little was delivered. I have read several messages. I forgive him for his nonsense, for his carelessness, for everything about him, but I forgot to forgive him. - DayDayNews

It is said that the reason why most people break up is that the other party promises too much. Too little was delivered. I have read several messages. I forgive him for his nonsense, for his carelessness, for everything about him, but I forgot to forgive him.

I know I'm wronged, but I still stupidly say it doesn't matter.

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The southeastern coastal market represented by Jiangsu, Zhejiang, Shanghai and Fujian will become the main location for a new outbreak of sauce wine. Liquor Industry Expert Team (ID: jiuyejia360) "The local atmosphere of sauce wine in Shanghai will be very good in 2021, and Jiang - DayDayNews

The southeastern coastal market represented by Jiangsu, Zhejiang, Shanghai and Fujian will become the main location for a new outbreak of sauce wine. Liquor Industry Expert Team (ID: jiuyejia360) "The local atmosphere of sauce wine in Shanghai will be very good in 2021, and Jiang

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Eat dumplings in Toufu. Today, I recommend 5 suitable fillings for you to eat in season. Today is the first day of summer. According to the Chinese calendar, this is the beginning of the real summer day. There has always been a saying among the people that "the first one is dumpl - DayDayNews

Eat dumplings in Toufu. Today, I recommend 5 suitable fillings for you to eat in season. Today is the first day of summer. According to the Chinese calendar, this is the beginning of the real summer day. There has always been a saying among the people that "the first one is dumpl

Eat dumplings in Toufu. Today, I recommend 5 kinds of fillings suitable for eating in Toufu. Eat according to the season and eat dumplings smoothly.

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Qinghai Spring announced on the evening of July 14 that the company has recently hired Professor Ferid Murad, the winner of the 1998 "Nobel Prize in Physiology and Medicine", and the 2013 "Nobel Prize in Chemistry" winner Yaliye Vashe Professor Arieh Warshel is the chief scientis

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Text/Hua Yao Guan Human beings have the gift of language, and we also rely on the gift of language to get along and communicate with others in society. But language is both honey and poison. It can make people's hearts full of joy, or it can make people fall into the cold pool. I - DayDayNews

Text/Hua Yao Guan Human beings have the gift of language, and we also rely on the gift of language to get along and communicate with others in society. But language is both honey and poison. It can make people's hearts full of joy, or it can make people fall into the cold pool. I

Being silent is also a form of great wisdom

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Netizens contributed: I made a big mistake. I did something sorry for my wife with my best friend during her pregnancy. I cheated on my wife. I feel so guilty and regretful. I want to break up with her. I want to find a chance to make up for her. I really want to find a tree. Tal - DayDayNews

Netizens contributed: I made a big mistake. I did something sorry for my wife with my best friend during her pregnancy. I cheated on my wife. I feel so guilty and regretful. I want to break up with her. I want to find a chance to make up for her. I really want to find a tree. Tal

I cheated on my wife with my wife's best friend, how should I break up with my best friend and treat my wife well?

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