Funniest Text Messages With My Girlfriend That Will Make You Laugh...

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Funniest Text Messages With My Girlfriend That Will Make You Laugh... - DayDayNews

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01 Did Runtu kill wild animals? 02 I already knew that, show me this. 03 The body temperature is normal, but the mind is insane. 04 Teacher: Yes, it was gouged. 05 Who is talking? It stands on the moral high ground, and I can't see clearly. 06 What about the breed of resentment, - DayDayNews

01 Did Runtu kill wild animals? 02 I already knew that, show me this. 03 The body temperature is normal, but the mind is insane. 04 Teacher: Yes, it was gouged. 05 Who is talking? It stands on the moral high ground, and I can't see clearly. 06 What about the breed of resentment,

God’s reply: If the boss lady is dressed like this, it’s impossible for her business to be bad! Understand the psychology of customers too well

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1. This is blueberry. This is my unlucky when I meet you when you meet you. We haven’t talked about it yet, right? - 4. The other girls changed their clothes and untied Luo Shang. I changed my clothes and untied Little Piggy - 5. The only difference between me and Superman is tha - DayDayNews

1. This is blueberry. This is my unlucky when I meet you when you meet you. We haven’t talked about it yet, right? - 4. The other girls changed their clothes and untied Luo Shang. I changed my clothes and untied Little Piggy - 5. The only difference between me and Superman is tha

The cute you meet the cute funny man

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God's reply: What does it feel like to wear stockings under pants? Can you explain it? [Obvious question] If the company stipulates that one month of working days and then consecutive days off, would you agree? - DayDayNews

God's reply: What does it feel like to wear stockings under pants? Can you explain it? [Obvious question] If the company stipulates that one month of working days and then consecutive days off, would you agree?

God’s reply: What does it feel like to wear stockings under pants? Can you explain?

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1. A female friend: I like clean boys. I replied: I like clean girls, the kind that won’t fade even after a basin of makeup remover. Then I was slapped. . . 2. What people fear most when they reach middle age is a phone call from home telling you what happened. Today, my daughter - DayDayNews

1. A female friend: I like clean boys. I replied: I like clean girls, the kind that won’t fade even after a basin of makeup remover. Then I was slapped. . . 2. What people fear most when they reach middle age is a phone call from home telling you what happened. Today, my daughter

A moment of relaxation: go to sleep, everything is really there in your dreams

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Before you read this article, you can click "Follow" and you can receive all kinds of hilarious content for free in the future. Thank you for your attention. God’s reply: My daughter and her current husband’s son actually got married. Funny question: On your birthday, your parent - DayDayNews

Before you read this article, you can click "Follow" and you can receive all kinds of hilarious content for free in the future. Thank you for your attention. God’s reply: My daughter and her current husband’s son actually got married. Funny question: On your birthday, your parent

God’s reply: A silly question: My daughter and her current husband’s son are actually married.

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Before you read this article, you can click "Follow" and you can receive all kinds of hilarious content for free in the future. Thank you for your attention. God replied: What would you do if you met her on the battlefield? God's reply: Excellent girls always have a lot of troubl - DayDayNews

Before you read this article, you can click "Follow" and you can receive all kinds of hilarious content for free in the future. Thank you for your attention. God replied: What would you do if you met her on the battlefield? God's reply: Excellent girls always have a lot of troubl

God replied: What would you do if you met her on the battlefield?

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Before you read this article, you can click "Follow" and you can receive all kinds of hilarious content for free in the future. Thank you for your attention. God’s reply: [Shadow question] My arms suddenly grew a lot, what should I do? , I'm on the roadside, where are you? Commen - DayDayNews

Before you read this article, you can click "Follow" and you can receive all kinds of hilarious content for free in the future. Thank you for your attention. God’s reply: [Shadow question] My arms suddenly grew a lot, what should I do? , I'm on the roadside, where are you? Commen

God’s reply: What do boyfriends usually think about when girls take a shower?

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Being happy is not only good for physical and mental health, but also helps relieve stress. I share these ten classic jokes below, I hope you will like them. No. 10: Yesterday at noon, a male colleague went out and did not take his mobile phone with him. His wife kept calling. Th - DayDayNews

Being happy is not only good for physical and mental health, but also helps relieve stress. I share these ten classic jokes below, I hope you will like them. No. 10: Yesterday at noon, a male colleague went out and did not take his mobile phone with him. His wife kept calling. Th

What a joke, it’s such a funny joke

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Picture 1. There are three brothers. The eldest brother is called Yi Mao, the second brother is called Er Mao, and the third brother is called Wu Mao. Ask them why this is? Did two of them die in infancy? The eldest son said awkwardly: "My parents work in a bank, and the RMB is o - DayDayNews

Picture 1. There are three brothers. The eldest brother is called Yi Mao, the second brother is called Er Mao, and the third brother is called Wu Mao. Ask them why this is? Did two of them die in infancy? The eldest son said awkwardly: "My parents work in a bank, and the RMB is o

Sister Xiang’s jokes: The highest level of interpersonal relationships

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1. Today the goddess suddenly asked me, "Do you like me?" I said, "Yes." She said, "Fart! Prove it to me." So sometimes girls' hobbies are really weird, and I have to ask Fart to prove it to her. God’s reply: What should you do if she says: “That’s nonsense, prove it to me”? - DayDayNews

1. Today the goddess suddenly asked me, "Do you like me?" I said, "Yes." She said, "Fart! Prove it to me." So sometimes girls' hobbies are really weird, and I have to ask Fart to prove it to her. God’s reply: What should you do if she says: “That’s nonsense, prove it to me”?

Humorous joke: There was a rich man looking for a maid, and the interview topic was going to the toilet.

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During the Chinese New Year, I went back to my hometown because I couldn't sleep well in my bed. I complained to my mother about bone pain and asked her to cupping me. When I opened my clothes, she was stunned for a moment. She didn't move and I didn't pay attention for a moment. - DayDayNews

During the Chinese New Year, I went back to my hometown because I couldn't sleep well in my bed. I complained to my mother about bone pain and asked her to cupping me. When I opened my clothes, she was stunned for a moment. She didn't move and I didn't pay attention for a moment.

Are girls with tattoos evil?

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The property in the community is simply amazing. There was a power outage a few days ago, and we dug all over the community to find breakpoints. After unremitting efforts, we finally dug out the telecommunications optical fiber yesterday, and the network has been disconnected unt - DayDayNews

The property in the community is simply amazing. There was a power outage a few days ago, and we dug all over the community to find breakpoints. After unremitting efforts, we finally dug out the telecommunications optical fiber yesterday, and the network has been disconnected unt

Why do these two people look familiar to me | Cold jokes 2219 & Last year today 1862

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The entrance of Jinyiwei Lu Yi gave me a shocking feeling. The fierceness and sharpness of his eyes told us that this male protagonist is not simple [face covering]. - DayDayNews

The entrance of Jinyiwei Lu Yi gave me a shocking feeling. The fierceness and sharpness of his eyes told us that this male protagonist is not simple [face covering].

"Under the Brocade" Episode 1: The Entanglement Belonging to That One Eye

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The joy in my heart cannot be expressed in words. The scene of fireworks being set off from space is just like this. It tastes so beautiful. I have a dream in my heart. One day I can fly into space to judge. Come and see who is the first dog. Zi: I asked you to take me out to pla - DayDayNews

The joy in my heart cannot be expressed in words. The scene of fireworks being set off from space is just like this. It tastes so beautiful. I have a dream in my heart. One day I can fly into space to judge. Come and see who is the first dog. Zi: I asked you to take me out to pla

Female colleague teases her son: Do you want me to be your girlfriend? The son said disdainfully: No need

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Why do they say funny girls don’t have love? Gouzi: Who can tell me what happened just now? My wife was afraid that I would be worried, so she posted a video saying that she was with a female colleague. It seemed that I was too nervous. - DayDayNews

Why do they say funny girls don’t have love? Gouzi: Who can tell me what happened just now? My wife was afraid that I would be worried, so she posted a video saying that she was with a female colleague. It seemed that I was too nervous.

My wife was afraid that I would be worried, so she posted a video saying that she was with a female colleague. It seemed that I was too nervous.

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When the market was about to end, the donkey seller said to the fellow villagers: "Whoever can make this donkey laugh or cry, I will give it to him for free." When everyone heard this, they became interested and started talking. After helping the people, no one made the donkey la - DayDayNews

When the market was about to end, the donkey seller said to the fellow villagers: "Whoever can make this donkey laugh or cry, I will give it to him for free." When everyone heard this, they became interested and started talking. After helping the people, no one made the donkey la

Who is bigger?

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On June 14th, Beijing time, according to domestic media reports, the Taiwan Provincial Team, which was in the same group as the Chinese team in the Men’s Basketball Asian Cup Qualifiers, also embarked on a journey to the Philippines. At the same time, the team’s 12-man roster was - DayDayNews

On June 14th, Beijing time, according to domestic media reports, the Taiwan Provincial Team, which was in the same group as the Chinese team in the Men’s Basketball Asian Cup Qualifiers, also embarked on a journey to the Philippines. At the same time, the team’s 12-man roster was

The roster of the Taiwan Provincial Team has been released. They are all unknowns. Japan is also scared. Is Du Feng stable?

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Ultraman series stage play "Ultra Heroes Galaxy Fight-Smashing the Conspiracy" Performance time: August 14 (Sunday) 10:30, 15:00 Performance location: Guangdong Art Theater A rare mysterious monster awakens childhood memories and continues to show After the bloody battle of "Ultr - DayDayNews

Ultraman series stage play "Ultra Heroes Galaxy Fight-Smashing the Conspiracy" Performance time: August 14 (Sunday) 10:30, 15:00 Performance location: Guangdong Art Theater A rare mysterious monster awakens childhood memories and continues to show After the bloody battle of "Ultr

Summer vacation is coming! A wave of parent-child performances will "enjoy the summer" with children (2)

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If you have canceled your spring travel plans, don’t waste summer again. It's midsummer and the scorching sun is shining brightly. This is the time to drive a car, enjoy the wind at the beach, ride in the desert, wade in the mountains, and use speed and passion to fight against t - DayDayNews

If you have canceled your spring travel plans, don’t waste summer again. It's midsummer and the scorching sun is shining brightly. This is the time to drive a car, enjoy the wind at the beach, ride in the desert, wade in the mountains, and use speed and passion to fight against t

Haval H9’s surging power is king

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Trumpchi GS4 PLUS offers two appearance styles, with a large space of 1450L, and the overall style is more radical and sporty. It relies on the super-sensing interactive smart cockpit of the new generation ADiGO 4.0 intelligent driving interconnection ecosystem. In terms of power - DayDayNews

Trumpchi GS4 PLUS offers two appearance styles, with a large space of 1450L, and the overall style is more radical and sporty. It relies on the super-sensing interactive smart cockpit of the new generation ADiGO 4.0 intelligent driving interconnection ecosystem. In terms of power

[Purchase tax reduced by half] Super value offer Trumpchi GS4 PLUS equipped with Julang 390T engine

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When many people buy a car, they will use it for one or another purpose, such as commuting to work, going out to buy groceries, etc. Of course, there is also a very important reason, which is to go on a trip as soon as possible. After all, self-driving travel But it is a beautifu - DayDayNews

When many people buy a car, they will use it for one or another purpose, such as commuting to work, going out to buy groceries, etc. Of course, there is also a very important reason, which is to go on a trip as soon as possible. After all, self-driving travel But it is a beautifu

The third-generation Haval H6 is a high-quality car with rich intelligent configurations.

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Since the outbreak of the Russia-Ukraine conflict, Ukraine has received widespread attention from countries around the world and has made many jokes. It’s not just Zelensky who is an actor. What’s good now is that an inexperienced “female Internet celebrity” deputy minister sudde - DayDayNews

Since the outbreak of the Russia-Ukraine conflict, Ukraine has received widespread attention from countries around the world and has made many jokes. It’s not just Zelensky who is an actor. What’s good now is that an inexperienced “female Internet celebrity” deputy minister sudde

With no political experience, Ukraine’s “female internet celebrity” becomes deputy minister, earning more than Zelensky

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