1. "Lifelong Favorite" Before the age of 1, you can eat and sleep whenever you want. At 10 years old, I know who I like. At the age of 20, I don’t know who I love. At the age of 30, I know that love cannot be spoken casually. At the age of 40, I feel like I can’t think about love

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1. "The love of life"

Before the age of 1, I could eat and sleep whenever I wanted.

A 10-year-old knows who he likes.

When you are 20 years old, you don’t know who you love.

At the age of 30, I know that love cannot be spoken casually.

At the age of 40, I feel like I can’t think about love anymore.

At the age of 50, I know that love is demanding on myself.

The 60-year-old likes singing, dancing, playing chess and walking.

The 70-year-old likes to sleep and listen to the radio.

The 80-year-old loves to bask in the sun.

The 90-year-old loves to see his children and grandchildren.

The 100-year-old likes to lie in bed and reflect on his life.

2. "Romance and Waste"

Boyfriend: "Dear, do you know what romance is?".

Female: "You give her a hundred roses even though you know she doesn't love you. This is called romance!"

Boyfriend: "Then do you know what waste is?".

Girlfriend: "You know that the woman already loves you, but you still give her a hundred roses. This is a waste."

3. “Always ask questions like this”.

A male and female netizen went to a hotel to book a room. The boyfriend asked his girlfriend: "Is this your first time booking a room with a man?".

The girlfriend replied: "Of course it is! I feel strange, why do you boys like to ask such questions?".

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I'm driving! You haven't thought about it. I also brought a plastic bag for packing. This sheep seems to have a bad temper. These two crayfish are too naughty. One of them was kicked away. How dare you come forward? Are you sure you can kill him like this? Put out the fire? Girl: - DayDayNews

I'm driving! You haven't thought about it. I also brought a plastic bag for packing. This sheep seems to have a bad temper. These two crayfish are too naughty. One of them was kicked away. How dare you come forward? Are you sure you can kill him like this? Put out the fire? Girl:

Daily GIF: You didn’t think about it, but I also brought a plastic bag for packing

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When going to the toilet, bring a pack of paper, nine to wipe sweat and one to wipe toilet. The weather is so hot that I feel like fat meat walking on a baking sheet. The weather is as hot as a steamer, and people are almost turning into steamed buns. - DayDayNews

When going to the toilet, bring a pack of paper, nine to wipe sweat and one to wipe toilet. The weather is so hot that I feel like fat meat walking on a baking sheet. The weather is as hot as a steamer, and people are almost turning into steamed buns.

Humorous short sentences about hot weather

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Dude, stop playing around, your girlfriend ran away with someone else. Emma, my big crotch is invisible to others. This barber is not a simple one, his skills are superb, and his fees should not be cheap. - DayDayNews

Dude, stop playing around, your girlfriend ran away with someone else. Emma, my big crotch is invisible to others. This barber is not a simple one, his skills are superb, and his fees should not be cheap.

Without mentioning the rain, how can we show that it is raining heavily? God’s comment, please stop talking about it.

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The grip is still not good, and it sends people flying. Sure enough, Indians are a cheating nation, and even a banana can be used as a weapon. Meow Star: Actually, I was looking for food. I wonder if you have noticed it. - DayDayNews

The grip is still not good, and it sends people flying. Sure enough, Indians are a cheating nation, and even a banana can be used as a weapon. Meow Star: Actually, I was looking for food. I wonder if you have noticed it.

Daily GIF: This grip is still not good, it makes people fly away

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It turns out that this is how the wool on sheep is taken off. I guess this glass of wine is almost gone, haha. I'm stunned to see that this cat was a football player in his previous life. Damn it, that's awesome.

Daily GIF: It turns out that this is how the wool on sheep is taken off

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①: My memory has been declining recently. I got up in the morning to go to work and finished grooming. I put on my shoes, grabbed my keys, put on my backpack, then stood at the door and checked the note. The lights are turned off; the gas is turned off; wallet, ID, and mobile pho - DayDayNews

①: My memory has been declining recently. I got up in the morning to go to work and finished grooming. I put on my shoes, grabbed my keys, put on my backpack, then stood at the door and checked the note. The lights are turned off; the gas is turned off; wallet, ID, and mobile pho

Humorous joke: This girl is so hard-working. She gets up so early even if she doesn’t work on weekends.

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The exercise method invented by this uncle is really dazzling! Brother, stop playing around. With your IQ, you will spoil yourself. Girls who are thin should not play this kind of game. - DayDayNews

The exercise method invented by this uncle is really dazzling! Brother, stop playing around. With your IQ, you will spoil yourself. Girls who are thin should not play this kind of game.

Skinny girls shouldn’t play this kind of game, hahahahahahahahahaha

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Ten jokes that you can’t help but laugh at, just be happy

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Some people say that men are like strong wine and must be drunk, while women are like red wine and must be tasted. Lao Li's son, Xiao Li, has the same temperament as his father, stubborn. Lao Li had no friends in his life and kept to himself. The main reason was his straightforwa

A warm-hearted woman is like red wine

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Before leaving, the drinking friend gave An Dabao a gourd. He said that this gourd was a treasure and could hold at least tens of thousands of kilograms of wine. An Dabao thought his drinking friend was joking and didn't care. - DayDayNews

Before leaving, the drinking friend gave An Dabao a gourd. He said that this gourd was a treasure and could hold at least tens of thousands of kilograms of wine. An Dabao thought his drinking friend was joking and didn't care.

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