My girlfriend sent me photos and said that she had successfully lost weight, but why do I feel like she has transferred the fat? Hahaha! After all, everyone has their own sleeping habits, such as teeth grinding and snoring while sleeping, but this girl actually likes to sleep wit

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My girlfriend sent a photo and said that she had successfully lost weight, but why do I feel like she has transferred the fat? Hahaha!

After all, everyone has their own habits when sleeping, such as grinding teeth and snoring while sleeping, but this girl actually likes to sleep with her mouth open. I wonder what bad habits everyone has when sleeping?

Beauty, what does your look mean?

If this continues, sooner or later you will catch a cold!

Girl, don’t wear leather pants on such a hot day. The reflection makes people look so embarrassed

The girl on a blind date asked for a gift of 180,000 yuan, why do I feel it’s not worth it? My family

Is there something wrong with this girl’s posture? ?

The breakfast at this restaurant sells very well. Every time I queue up, what I eat is not breakfast but artistic conception hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Even if I shed tears, it is still a kind of commemoration. Even if I shed tears, I can’t go back to my childhood.

“Recent photos of Mr. Ma Huateng’s daughter have been revealed again. Whoever marries her in the future will not have to worry about it.” Hahahaha

How can we safely transport wolves, sheep, and cabbage across the river? Woolen cloth? !Wise friends, can you leave a message and help me?

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# funny大奖# (Wang Xiutian/Text) Friends, when you read this title, you think I am too ignorant, right? How could you write such a shallow and vulgar article? Yes, you are right to question. But please patiently listen to me tell the following true story! - DayDayNews

# funny大奖# (Wang Xiutian/Text) Friends, when you read this title, you think I am too ignorant, right? How could you write such a shallow and vulgar article? Yes, you are right to question. But please patiently listen to me tell the following true story!

I just learned that this is how twins are born

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I was afraid that being too late would cause embarrassment. And as we all know, there is no experience. A laborer on the subway during the morning rush hour. At least I got off the bus, so it’s not a loss. I got an extra piece of bread when I took the subway. - DayDayNews

I was afraid that being too late would cause embarrassment. And as we all know, there is no experience. A laborer on the subway during the morning rush hour. At least I got off the bus, so it’s not a loss. I got an extra piece of bread when I took the subway.

I pinched a handsome guy's PP on the subway, and the result... I couldn't bear to look at the effort.

06/30 1013

1. "Lifelong Favorite" Before the age of 1, you can eat and sleep whenever you want. At 10 years old, I know who I like. At the age of 20, I don’t know who I love. At the age of 30, I know that love cannot be spoken casually. At the age of 40, I feel like I can’t think about love - DayDayNews

1. "Lifelong Favorite" Before the age of 1, you can eat and sleep whenever you want. At 10 years old, I know who I like. At the age of 20, I don’t know who I love. At the age of 30, I know that love cannot be spoken casually. At the age of 40, I feel like I can’t think about love

A series of jokes (259)

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It’s really hard for people to imagine how good-looking a person can be. I don't know what this is, I'm pretty young. You can also try it and you will know whether it is true or false. - DayDayNews

It’s really hard for people to imagine how good-looking a person can be. I don't know what this is, I'm pretty young. You can also try it and you will know whether it is true or false.

Hilarious commentary: I have been dating a new Russian girl for two months, but this girl is somewhat Northeastern.

06/30 1608

01 The Qinglong Gang has too much homework and too much study, so it has no choice but to disband. 02 What can I give to my girlfriend on Chinese Valentine’s Day that will make her cry? 03 I call this recording life. 04 Is it okay if I change the car logo to look like this? 05 Fo

God’s reply: Can I file a case for cursing someone on WeChat? Hahaha! So angry

06/30 1918

The difference between the past and now is that when I grow up, I thought that catching the cicada means catching the whole summer. Hainan Litchi King. 1 lychee is stronger than 6 branches. Choose one among them and challenge you. Of course, you can, you can, you can, you can't. - DayDayNews

The difference between the past and now is that when I grow up, I thought that catching the cicada means catching the whole summer. Hainan Litchi King. 1 lychee is stronger than 6 branches. Choose one among them and challenge you. Of course, you can, you can, you can, you can't.

25 pictures you’ve never seen before

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(Only for people you like, don’t use it for fishing!!) 1. How do I get you, a sack or sweet words? 2. Find someone who likes this job. I can do it after I am fired. Are there five insurances and one housing fund? 3. I like you very much. Can you take the initiative to chase me? I - DayDayNews

(Only for people you like, don’t use it for fishing!!) 1. How do I get you, a sack or sweet words? 2. Find someone who likes this job. I can do it after I am fired. Are there five insurances and one housing fund? 3. I like you very much. Can you take the initiative to chase me? I

Singles come in｜Shadow courtship copywriting

06/30 1134

Have you ever thought about taking some "shortcuts" on the road to learning? The editor provides you with a good method, which is to practice tongue twisters! Today I have prepared the most difficult tongue twister in history for you! are you ready? There is an exquisite pagoda ( - DayDayNews

Have you ever thought about taking some "shortcuts" on the road to learning? The editor provides you with a good method, which is to practice tongue twisters! Today I have prepared the most difficult tongue twister in history for you! are you ready? There is an exquisite pagoda (

The most difficult tongue twister ever! Come and try a challenge

06/29 1899

A girl from Xinjiang is dating a guy from Gansu. This is called new willingness. What should you and your partner be called? The wife is hospitalized, and the husband fills in the relationship between the patient and the patient: average. Why doesn't this actor stop acting? - DayDayNews

A girl from Xinjiang is dating a guy from Gansu. This is called new willingness. What should you and your partner be called? The wife is hospitalized, and the husband fills in the relationship between the patient and the patient: average. Why doesn't this actor stop acting?

When a girl from Xinjiang hooks up with a guy from Gansu, this is called "willingness". What should you and your partner call each other?

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As we all know, there is no experience. A laborer on the subway during the morning rush hour. Not everyone has the opportunity to bump into it. At least I got off the bus, so it’s not a loss. I got an extra piece of bread when I took the subway. - DayDayNews

As we all know, there is no experience. A laborer on the subway during the morning rush hour. Not everyone has the opportunity to bump into it. At least I got off the bus, so it’s not a loss. I got an extra piece of bread when I took the subway.

Did you catch a handsome guy's penis on the subway? Hahaha, I really can’t bear to look at it.

06/29 1876