(Only for people you like, don’t use it for fishing!!) 1. How do I get you, a sack or sweet words? 2. Find someone who likes this job. I can do it after I am fired. Are there five insurances and one housing fund? 3. I like you very much. Can you take the initiative to chase me? I

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(Only say this to people you have a good impression of, do not use it for fishing!!)

1. How do I get you, with sacks or sweet words?

2. Find someone who likes this job. I can do it after I am fired. Is there any , five insurances and one fund ?

3. I like you very much. Can you take the initiative to chase me? I hope you don't know how to appreciate it.

4. I’m hungry and don’t know what to eat. I want to feel the pain of love.

5. Whether it’s being fished for, taking over, or being a spare tire, I don’t want to spend a single day of my life alone.

6. The fortune teller says that I am a prosperous person. Who wants to test it?

7. It’s too late to explain, the child needs a father.

8. I like you very much. If you take the initiative to pursue me, I will think about it and hope you will not be disrespectful. Otherwise, I will kneel down and kowtow to beg you.

9. If you want to fall in love every day, if you really don’t have it, then you can just fall in love.

10. Can Yue Lao please change it to a cable next time he pulls the red wire for me? That is to say, incoming calls are not easily interrupted.

11. If you choose someone to be with me, it doesn’t matter if you don’t get it. It’s okay if you insist on being with me.

12. Do you want to transform? Fall in love with me, and from now on we will be on different paths.

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