[Humorous Joke] When a girl goes on a blind date, she directly asks the boy what he is doing? The boy has no job and trades stocks at home. The girl said contemptuously: How much money can you make from stock trading? How much savings do you have? The boy answered honestly: About

[Humorous Joke] When a girl goes on a blind date, she directly asks the boy what he does? The boy has no job and trades stocks at home. The girl said contemptuously: How much money can you make from stock trading? How much savings do you have? The boy answered honestly: About 700,000. The girl said happily: How can you earn so much money at such a young age? It seems that you are a "stock god". What is your secret to trading stocks? The boy said shyly: A few years ago, the house in my hometown was demolished for more than 2 million yuan. I used it to trade stocks, and now I still have 700,000 yuan left.

[Humorous Joke] I recently had a girlfriend. Her family didn’t agree, so I tried to find a way to solve it. I used a slingshot to hit her chimney during the day, and smashed the glass of her house with bricks at night. Finally, her father and her brother beat me up. pause. It wasn't until the village chief came forward and asked her mother to promise to marry her daughter to me that she was discharged from the hospital and returned home. Don't call me a scumbag, the trick passed down from my ancestors is quite effective.

[Humorous Joke] A man was working overtime at the company on the weekend, and his wife sent him a message: "Come out and hang out with me all afternoon, and I'll treat you to hot pot in the evening!" The man immediately covered his head with a hot towel and hurried to his boss's office. The man said: "Boss, I have a cold and a fever. Can I ask you for an afternoon off?" The boss laughed loudly: "Who are you lying to? Colds are respiratory diseases. You talk like an old hen laying eggs, croaking." "Where did you get the cold? Next time, don't pretend to be sick, just say you have a stomachache. I believe it!" The man only stretched his head and said, "If you don't believe me, just touch it!"

[Humorous joke] A gangster broke in with a knife! to Lao Wang’s home. The gangster shouted: "Hand over all your money, or I will kill you!" Lao Wang said helplessly: "I'm sorry, I have been unemployed for half a year and I have no money to give you." The gangster was furious: "You're lazy Damn, I just lost my job last month, and I went out to rob this month! "

[Humorous joke] Tang Seng and his apprentice came to Pansi Cave , and Tang Seng was caught by the spider spirit. Zhu Bajie wanted to fight with spider spirit to save the master, but she was confused by the beauty of the female demon, which aroused the ripples of his love. Tang Monk had no choice but to ask Sun Wukong for help: "Wukong, come and kill this spider (pig)." When Sun Wukong heard the master's request, he stepped forward and beat Zhu Bajie to death with a stick.

[Humorous Joke] I made an appointment with my partner to go out for fun, and we were almost late. I bit a chicken leg sideways in my mouth before eating, and hurried to the agreed place. She grabbed the chicken leg and took a big bite, and said to me: You still understand me, it is much more practical than holding a rose in your mouth!

[Humorous Joke] A buddy went home and picked up a brand new mouse pad from the roadside. He went home at night and said to his wife: "Honey, I think it’s time to add a computer to our family!" The wife was puzzled: "Why do you say that? "Brother said: "I picked up a mouse pad!" The wife was anxious and said, grabbing her ears: "If you pick up some underwear, shall I find an old lady for you?"

[Humorous joke] My brother-in-law is in a key elementary school. As a teacher, a new female teacher who had just graduated from college complained of a sore throat after talking too much, so her brother-in-law gave her a bottle of medicine to treat her throat. After her throat healed, the female colleague asked her brother-in-law: The medicine you gave me last time was very effective and I could take it immediately. My brother-in-law said: Of course it works, it’s very precious. The female colleague said: Is it that expensive? how much? The brother-in-law teased his female colleague and said: Of course, I'm afraid that if I tell you, you'll have to marry me! The female colleague suddenly screamed: No! I should have known better not to eat it!