1. I went to KFC to buy a drink alone. There was a little boy in line behind me. When it was my turn, the waiter told me that the second cup was half price. So I turned around and said to the little boy: "Kid, let me give you this discount, it's only half the price." "Haha", the little boy smiled at me, then pointed to a table near the door and said: "Uncle, have you seen that girl? My girlfriend."
2. Just now, when my brother came home after drinking, he suddenly grabbed me and said that he wanted to confess to me, saying that deep down in his heart, he really hoped that I was not his sister. My heart skipped a beat, and various embarrassing scenes appeared in my mind. On the surface, I tried to keep calm, but inside I was extremely anxious. I didn’t know what to do. But then he said, “That way I can stay away from you for the rest of my life.” "No need to look at your ugly face."
3. I saw my dad gambling, so I quietly sent a message to my mom, saying how much money my dad had lost... and how much money he still owed! When I returned home, I saw my mother calmly washing vegetables. I asked strangely...Mom, didn't you see the message I sent you? Don’t even try to stop Dad! My mother looked at me with confusion and said: What are you trying to stop? I didn’t bring my cell phone with me today. Your dad brought the cell phone! ...It’s over! This time I'm dead...
4. I just had a phone call with an old classmate to catch up on old times, and I told him that I was going to have dinner. He wondered: "It's already twelve o'clock at night, why are you eating so late?" Me: "It's only seven o'clock here." He said: "Ah? It's been so long, it turns out that your kid has gone abroad. "I didn't expect that you were so cowardly when you were a child..." Me: "Oh, my family's bad watch has stopped again."
5. In the evening, my brother and sister-in-law had a quarrel over some trivial matter, and it became more and more violent. They are very determined: divorce! Leave tomorrow! ! The next morning, they still refused to compromise. After breakfast, they went out together... The nephew chased him out anxiously. After a while, he came back crying, wiping his tears and said: "They forgot to get their marriage certificate." I gave them my household registration book, but I didn’t expect to receive a beating.”
6. My father told me one winter that several families in the village were poisoned by coal. Can't get up! Our family is fine! I smiled and praised my dad: You are so careful, you must be fine! Just when my dad was beaming. My mother answered: Why are you so careful? Our family was poor at that time, the four walls were ventilated, and the windows were all made of bricks. It’s strange that we could be poisoned...
7, the CET-4 exam this time was pretty good, and the delivery was pretty good. I quickly sat down and received the test paper. The test paper was printed very clearly and all the question types were included. The invigilator's service attitude was very good. I give it a thumbs up. The only bad thing is that they are repeat customers and they don't give discounts. Overall five-star praise, I will come again next time.
