1. Funny jokes about roadside stalls. When I went to eat at a roadside stall, my mother said, "The bowls outside are not clean. Use your own." I thought about it and thought what my mother said made sense, so I took a bowl. The bowl went. When I got there, I asked for a bowl of n

1. A funny joke about a roadside stall. When I went to eat at a roadside stall, my mother said, "The bowls outside are not clean. Use your own." I thought about it and thought what my mother said made sense, so I took a piece of iron. The bowl went. When I got there, I asked for a bowl of noodles and asked the boss to put it in an iron bowl. When I was about to pay the bill, the boss looked at me kindly: "Son, feel free to eat this noodle. You won't be charged..."

2 .Search and follow Tiantianyixiaoxiao.com to see more funny jokes. Man: "Do you believe in fate?" Woman: "Yes!" Man: "Then do you believe in rebirth?" Woman: "Believe!" Man: "If there is In the next life, I would like to become a bridge and wait for you to walk over me!" The woman was so moved that she burst into tears! Man: "Then look up and see what color underwear you are wearing!"

3. Hilarious classic joke about picking up girls. When asked how to improve the success rate of picking up girls, he said: "Just push him down! It will definitely succeed." After a blind date, when I went out with my girl, I pushed her down, and she ran away cursing me. It was all because I didn't pay attention to the puddles on the roadside.

4. After the mother cooked the noodles, she asked her son to bring them to the table . The son wanted to carry two bowls at a time, but the mother quickly reminded him: "Be careful, what if you drop them? These bowls are one year older than you..." "How come everything in our family is one year older than me when we randomly pick it up!" My son said gloomily, "The house, the sofa, the bed... Even the two steel nails used to hang the picture frame are one year older than me." What's so strange about this," my mother said proudly, "If I don't buy everything before marriage, how can I easily marry your father?"

5. My girlfriend bought me a roasted sweet potato on the street, I asked. She: "If I am as useless as the sweet potato seller in the future, will you still stay with me?" She replied calmly: "The sweet potato seller is my ex-boyfriend."

6. If you are destined to marry someone Rich man, you might as well marry me, then I will be destined to become a rich man. As autumn approaches, there is a kind of coldness that makes your mother think you are cold. People with bad intentions always post pictures of delicious food at night. To such people, I just want to say five words to them: Can you deliver food?

7. Mother and daughter were traveling by train. Before the train entered the cave, the mother whispered in her daughter's ear: "Be careful, the man sitting next to you has always had something wrong with his eyes." After passing the cave, the mother asked her daughter if there was anything unusual. , my daughter said dejectedly: “How long will it take to walk to the next cave?”

8. It’s only been a month since the sophomore year started! One day the old professor called the roll call, perfect attendance! The professor didn't believe it and clicked carefully again. He was really attentive! The professor said with tears in his eyes: "I have been teaching for more than 30 years, and this is the first time I have perfect attendance. I won't say anything else. I will bow to you!" After that, he really bowed deeply! Ashamed! In fact, the Internet was disconnected today...