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It has been extremely difficult to do the job of driving for the past two days. It may be that the position of the driver is not right. There are only two orders per day and the money is less than 50 yuan. There are many self-driving cars hanging out in front of larger hotels, an - DayDayNews

It has been extremely difficult to do the job of driving for the past two days. It may be that the position of the driver is not right. There are only two orders per day and the money is less than 50 yuan. There are many self-driving cars hanging out in front of larger hotels, an

Record debt of 1.1 million on the 81st day

06/20 1942

1. For lunch, I ordered stir-fried green beans. Halfway through the meal, I found a big meat worm next to one of the beans. I picked it up subconsciously and looked at it. My girlfriend thought I was feeding her, so she quickly caught it with her mouth. Quite delicious. "Honey, y - DayDayNews

1. For lunch, I ordered stir-fried green beans. Halfway through the meal, I found a big meat worm next to one of the beans. I picked it up subconsciously and looked at it. My girlfriend thought I was feeding her, so she quickly caught it with her mouth. Quite delicious. "Honey, y

Funny joke: My best friend said with low self-esteem: Forget it, I will never get married in this life.

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03 Are you swimming in the paper? Superstition is prevalent, so we need to use the simplest method to let people know that there are no ghosts in the world. It's noon on the day of hoeing. The editor is working very hard. The scenery is so picturesque that I can't let it go. - DayDayNews

03 Are you swimming in the paper? Superstition is prevalent, so we need to use the simplest method to let people know that there are no ghosts in the world. It's noon on the day of hoeing. The editor is working very hard. The scenery is so picturesque that I can't let it go.

God’s reply: What does cat milk taste like? How can I drink it?

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[Humorous Joke] I have a very good friend who is tall and handsome. The year before last year, when I went to the pedestrian street in the county town, I encountered a young couple having a conflict. The girl was crying because of the pear blossoms and the rain. Without saying a - DayDayNews

[Humorous Joke] I have a very good friend who is tall and handsome. The year before last year, when I went to the pedestrian street in the county town, I encountered a young couple having a conflict. The girl was crying because of the pear blossoms and the rain. Without saying a

Humorous joke: The company organized a trip to a nearby mountain, but I accidentally ran into a hornet’s nest.

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Come on, come on, do this question, and prevent Alzheimer's disease together. At this time, you can try it again and you will know what is going on. There were so many that my mother threw them out to me. - DayDayNews

Come on, come on, do this question, and prevent Alzheimer's disease together. At this time, you can try it again and you will know what is going on. There were so many that my mother threw them out to me.

"I didn't expect that it would be our dormitory's turn and we would have candy to eat!" Hahaha, now I'm in a good mood.

06/20 1362

Is this a Qiaolezi model? Why, what is your name? Brother, why did you sit down on the cake? Run quickly. Goblin: Why was it so difficult for us to eat Tang Monk meat? - DayDayNews

Is this a Qiaolezi model? Why, what is your name? Brother, why did you sit down on the cake? Run quickly. Goblin: Why was it so difficult for us to eat Tang Monk meat?

"Are all girls like this when they find out they were secretly photographed?" Hahaha, brother, you are so lucky.

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1. When my cousin was working in an electronics factory, she had a boyfriend. Today her boyfriend took her home to meet her parents. Because the parking was delayed for a long time, the careless cousin entered the house by herself. When her boyfriend hurriedly ran in, the cousin - DayDayNews

1. When my cousin was working in an electronics factory, she had a boyfriend. Today her boyfriend took her home to meet her parents. Because the parking was delayed for a long time, the careless cousin entered the house by herself. When her boyfriend hurriedly ran in, the cousin

Humorous joke: The rich man held up three fingers in disdain: I only want to say five words, which is nonsense.

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15 “Even the dogs don’t want to eat the breakfast at an electronics factory!” The comment section is heartbreaking! It’s noon on the hoeing day. The editor is working so hard. The scenery is so picturesque that I can’t lose my attention. - DayDayNews

15 “Even the dogs don’t want to eat the breakfast at an electronics factory!” The comment section is heartbreaking! It’s noon on the hoeing day. The editor is working so hard. The scenery is so picturesque that I can’t lose my attention.

God’s reply: Even the dogs don’t want to eat the breakfast served at an electronics factory! The comment section is heartbreaking! Hahaha

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I deeply understand the true meaning of this sentence: Where is the coolness? I went to blow up a school, and the teacher knew about it. The teacher said, "Good job. I will prepare explosives next time." He was born by himself and has nothing to do with his father. - DayDayNews

I deeply understand the true meaning of this sentence: Where is the coolness? I went to blow up a school, and the teacher knew about it. The teacher said, "Good job. I will prepare explosives next time." He was born by himself and has nothing to do with his father.

He was born by himself and has nothing to do with his father ~ Daily Comments Award for Funny Pictures

06/22 1506

That year, with the rise of Taobao, PS began to appear in people's sight as an essential tool. There was a group of mysterious social youths. There was a magical witchcraft among them. A good one could make you fall into disgrace. , endlessly charming, and can even rejuvenate you - DayDayNews

That year, with the rise of Taobao, PS began to appear in people's sight as an essential tool. There was a group of mysterious social youths. There was a magical witchcraft among them. A good one could make you fall into disgrace. , endlessly charming, and can even rejuvenate you

In those years, the amazing operations of the PS master

06/22 1800

Being happy is not only good for physical and mental health, but also helps relieve stress. I share these ten classic jokes below, I hope you will like them. No. 10: Yesterday at noon, a male colleague went out and did not take his mobile phone with him. His wife kept calling. Th - DayDayNews

Being happy is not only good for physical and mental health, but also helps relieve stress. I share these ten classic jokes below, I hope you will like them. No. 10: Yesterday at noon, a male colleague went out and did not take his mobile phone with him. His wife kept calling. Th

What a joke, it’s such a funny joke

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1. Today the goddess suddenly asked me, "Do you like me?" I said, "Yes." She said, "Fart! Prove it to me." So sometimes girls' hobbies are really weird, and I have to ask Fart to prove it to her. God’s reply: What should you do if she says: “That’s nonsense, prove it to me”? - DayDayNews

1. Today the goddess suddenly asked me, "Do you like me?" I said, "Yes." She said, "Fart! Prove it to me." So sometimes girls' hobbies are really weird, and I have to ask Fart to prove it to her. God’s reply: What should you do if she says: “That’s nonsense, prove it to me”?

Humorous joke: There was a rich man looking for a maid, and the interview topic was going to the toilet.

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Picture 1. There are three brothers. The eldest brother is called Yi Mao, the second brother is called Er Mao, and the third brother is called Wu Mao. Ask them why this is? Did two of them die in infancy? The eldest son said awkwardly: "My parents work in a bank, and the RMB is o - DayDayNews

Picture 1. There are three brothers. The eldest brother is called Yi Mao, the second brother is called Er Mao, and the third brother is called Wu Mao. Ask them why this is? Did two of them die in infancy? The eldest son said awkwardly: "My parents work in a bank, and the RMB is o

Sister Xiang’s jokes: The highest level of interpersonal relationships

06/27 1499

1. Eat a banana first and tell a joke that few people understand. My husband went on a business trip a few days ago and was away for twenty days. Before leaving, I wanted to get close to him. When I was in the mood, my son pushed the door open and shouted: "Dad, I want to eat an - DayDayNews

1. Eat a banana first and tell a joke that few people understand. My husband went on a business trip a few days ago and was away for twenty days. Before leaving, I wanted to get close to him. When I was in the mood, my son pushed the door open and shouted: "Dad, I want to eat an

Mi’s mother is a flower because of peanuts. Who is Mi’s father?

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1. I rented a house with my wife. When I inquired about it, I found that there were many residents named Wang. I was scared to death. I was very afraid that Mr. Wang next door would try to take advantage of my wife. So every time before going out, I have to vent my wife's anger a - DayDayNews

1. I rented a house with my wife. When I inquired about it, I found that there were many residents named Wang. I was scared to death. I was very afraid that Mr. Wang next door would try to take advantage of my wife. So every time before going out, I have to vent my wife's anger a

He's really good at finding opportunities to enter the factory.

06/26 1868

It's okay, this is also a form of commemoration. Uncle Wang said that southerners drink with feelings, which is so funny. It seemed awkward to answer anything, so I just smiled and said nothing. - DayDayNews

It's okay, this is also a form of commemoration. Uncle Wang said that southerners drink with feelings, which is so funny. It seemed awkward to answer anything, so I just smiled and said nothing.

Hilarious commentary: My uncle was caught and raped, but he ended up having a grilled fish meal

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In ancient legends, there is a human emperor in the human race. The so-called human emperor is not the existence of an "emperor" in later generations, but an "emperor of the earth" who has the same power and status as the "Jade Emperor", the emperor of heaven, and "King Yama", th - DayDayNews

In ancient legends, there is a human emperor in the human race. The so-called human emperor is not the existence of an "emperor" in later generations, but an "emperor of the earth" who has the same power and status as the "Jade Emperor", the emperor of heaven, and "King Yama", th

Emperor Xin, King Zhou of the Shang Dynasty, was the last human emperor! What kind of existence is the Human Emperor?

06/27 1963

So the word revolution in the translated "Western History" was changed to "reform", and the "revolutionary army" was changed to "new army". One day I was steaming dumplings in my apartment, and a lot of comrades came. After the dumplings were steamed and placed in a cage, two or - DayDayNews

So the word revolution in the translated "Western History" was changed to "reform", and the "revolutionary army" was changed to "new army". One day I was steaming dumplings in my apartment, and a lot of comrades came. After the dumplings were steamed and placed in a cage, two or

64 Free meals Jing Meijiu’s autobiography 49

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Yumi left her employer's house and returned to her mother's arms for a few days. In her mother's arms, Yumi felt the warmth of being pampered every day. As time went by, Yumei realized that she should find something to do. When searching for contact information, she found her for - DayDayNews

Yumi left her employer's house and returned to her mother's arms for a few days. In her mother's arms, Yumi felt the warmth of being pampered every day. As time went by, Yumei realized that she should find something to do. When searching for contact information, she found her for

The second episode of the Korean drama "Anna" uses someone else's identity to successfully reach the top of life

06/27 1368

Everyone in the world has vanity and dreams of living a life of revelry and respect, but most of the people in the world are ordinary people. They are destined to live in an ordinary world all their lives, but some people are unwilling to accept their fate. Playing around, she ju - DayDayNews

Everyone in the world has vanity and dreams of living a life of revelry and respect, but most of the people in the world are ordinary people. They are destined to live in an ordinary world all their lives, but some people are unwilling to accept their fate. Playing around, she ju

In the Korean drama "Anna", one wrong step after another until the heart is filled with desire, Suzy's acting skills have obviously improved

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Against the backdrop of the setting sun in the evening, Yumi left the crashed luxury car and left. Although her head was stained with blood, she ignored it and walked straight away... Yumi slowly fell into memories... When she was six years old, she Met someone who changed her li - DayDayNews

Against the backdrop of the setting sun in the evening, Yumi left the crashed luxury car and left. Although her head was stained with blood, she ignored it and walked straight away... Yumi slowly fell into memories... When she was six years old, she Met someone who changed her li

The first episode of the Korean drama "Anna", where the double life begins

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The beauty is really good at watching South Korea's first love, Bae Suzy's new drama "Anna", and the heroine has been criticized for her good design! A poor girl steals Bai Fumei's identity and gradually reaches the top of her life. What will she do if she is exposed? Plot summar - DayDayNews

The beauty is really good at watching South Korea's first love, Bae Suzy's new drama "Anna", and the heroine has been criticized for her good design! A poor girl steals Bai Fumei's identity and gradually reaches the top of her life. What will she do if she is exposed? Plot summar

This Korean drama is so exciting! Korean drama Bae Suzy starring in "Anna"

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