More than 20 years ago, I was sitting naked at the door playing in the mud. A wave of family planning check-ups came over and asked: "Child, where is your mother?" Me: My mother didn’t let me tell anyone, she hid it at my eldest mother’s house. At this time, the father came out:

More than 20 years ago, I was sitting naked at the door playing in the mud. A wave of family planning check-ups came over and asked: "Child, where is your mother?" Me: My mother didn’t let me tell anyone, she hid it at my eldest mother’s house. At this time, the father came out: This child has a brain problem, and according to the policy, he can receive one more child. The person who checked for family planning said: I can see it...

My younger son is very brave when fighting with others. Once, my son asked his father if he also liked to fight with others when he was a child. The father said: "I dare not." The son said: "Why?" The father said: "I can't beat him." The son said: "Then why didn't you call me to go!"

When I was a child, my father was very happy playing cards once. Cigarette case, no more cigarettes. Before the cards were played, he was too embarrassed to get up and threw me 100 yuan. Let me run errands. I was engrossed in watching cartoons and didn't want to go. My father coaxed me. You go downstairs to buy a package for me. You can keep the flowers for yourself. Ten minutes later, I came back carrying more than 90 steel bars in plastic bags. . . Facts prove that wit is useless? It's not just a beating.

Parking in the underground parking lot of a shopping mall, a beautiful woman got out of a Mercedes-Benz car next to her. She left the car talking and laughing with the other beautiful woman without turning off the headlights. I hesitated for a few seconds and decided to turn a blind eye: "Beauty, please stay!" While the two beauties turned back, I pointed at the Mercedes-Benz and said, "Damn it, when did the headlights go off? What should I say?" . .

A man went to the African jungle for investigation. When he took out his camera to take a photo with a group of Aboriginal children, he noticed the children were yelling at him. This man patiently explained to these children: "This is an camera , it will not cause any harm to you. His principle is..." The indigenous leader tried to interrupt several times but could not find a chance. Finally, when the person finished speaking, the indigenous leader smiled and said, "The children are actually telling you that you did not open the lens cover of the camera!"

My best friend was heartbroken and came to my house to sleep on the bed, planning to talk to me all night long. After taking a shower, this guy sat on the dressing table and applied a facial mask while looking in the mirror and asking himself: "Mirror, Mirror, tell me, who is the most beautiful woman in the world?" "Master, the most beautiful woman in the world is you! I just peeled an apple and handed it to her: "Shameless." She looked at the apple and then looked at me: "Hey, you want to poison me."