This is probably the biggest surprise this Christmas. When I woke up, I was heartbroken. I'm afraid this kind of surprise will be unforgettable for a lifetime... What's going on? I really can’t afford to hurt my short legs! Dude, stop pretending to be a calligrapher. You are not

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This is probably the biggest surprise this Christmas. When I woke up, I was heartbroken. I'm afraid this kind of surprise will be unforgettable for a lifetime... What's going on?

I really can’t afford to hurt my short legs!

Dude, stop pretending to be a calligrapher, it’s not professional at all

Is this the legendary prostate brake? ! !

It looks good, but I don’t know what kind of dance you are doing.

When I was in junior high school, I most wanted to become "Slam Dunk".

Teacher, what do you think? The height difference is so huge, don’t you think it’s inappropriate?

Girl, I just admire these hairs, they are so special!

Wang Xingren, this is the rhythm of becoming a spirit.

This is where Newton comes. It cannot explain why the foam box fell and flew up again.

What made them all choose the left side? "Covetous

Young people nowadays like to play games very much. Games are a very good leisure and entertainment activity, but they should not be indulged in. There are many types of games nowadays, but there are still a few that are played the most. The following are What made them choose the left side of this picture? Hahaha, of course they are greedy.

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In the past few years, wine bureaus were popular, drinking for big events and drinking for small events. Drink when you have something to do, and drink when you have nothing to do. The sister-in-law stood up and connected to the six "submarines" and said to everyone at the table: - DayDayNews

In the past few years, wine bureaus were popular, drinking for big events and drinking for small events. Drink when you have something to do, and drink when you have nothing to do. The sister-in-law stood up and connected to the six "submarines" and said to everyone at the table:

"I don't believe this bastard can't be killed by drinking!"

06/27 1958

1. This is blueberry. This is my unlucky when I meet you when you meet you. We haven’t talked about it yet, right? - 4. The other girls changed their clothes and untied Luo Shang. I changed my clothes and untied Little Piggy - 5. The only difference between me and Superman is tha - DayDayNews

1. This is blueberry. This is my unlucky when I meet you when you meet you. We haven’t talked about it yet, right? - 4. The other girls changed their clothes and untied Luo Shang. I changed my clothes and untied Little Piggy - 5. The only difference between me and Superman is tha

The cute you meet the cute funny man

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Being happy is not only good for physical and mental health, but also helps relieve stress. I share these ten classic jokes below, I hope you will like them. No. 10: Yesterday at noon, a male colleague went out and did not take his mobile phone with him. His wife kept calling. Th - DayDayNews

Being happy is not only good for physical and mental health, but also helps relieve stress. I share these ten classic jokes below, I hope you will like them. No. 10: Yesterday at noon, a male colleague went out and did not take his mobile phone with him. His wife kept calling. Th

What a joke, it’s such a funny joke

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1. Today the goddess suddenly asked me, "Do you like me?" I said, "Yes." She said, "Fart! Prove it to me." So sometimes girls' hobbies are really weird, and I have to ask Fart to prove it to her. God’s reply: What should you do if she says: “That’s nonsense, prove it to me”? - DayDayNews

1. Today the goddess suddenly asked me, "Do you like me?" I said, "Yes." She said, "Fart! Prove it to me." So sometimes girls' hobbies are really weird, and I have to ask Fart to prove it to her. God’s reply: What should you do if she says: “That’s nonsense, prove it to me”?

Humorous joke: There was a rich man looking for a maid, and the interview topic was going to the toilet.

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Picture 1. There are three brothers. The eldest brother is called Yi Mao, the second brother is called Er Mao, and the third brother is called Wu Mao. Ask them why this is? Did two of them die in infancy? The eldest son said awkwardly: "My parents work in a bank, and the RMB is o - DayDayNews

Picture 1. There are three brothers. The eldest brother is called Yi Mao, the second brother is called Er Mao, and the third brother is called Wu Mao. Ask them why this is? Did two of them die in infancy? The eldest son said awkwardly: "My parents work in a bank, and the RMB is o

Sister Xiang’s jokes: The highest level of interpersonal relationships

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1. Eat a banana first and tell a joke that few people understand. My husband went on a business trip a few days ago and was away for twenty days. Before leaving, I wanted to get close to him. When I was in the mood, my son pushed the door open and shouted: "Dad, I want to eat an - DayDayNews

1. Eat a banana first and tell a joke that few people understand. My husband went on a business trip a few days ago and was away for twenty days. Before leaving, I wanted to get close to him. When I was in the mood, my son pushed the door open and shouted: "Dad, I want to eat an

Mi’s mother is a flower because of peanuts. Who is Mi’s father?

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1. I rented a house with my wife. When I inquired about it, I found that there were many residents named Wang. I was scared to death. I was very afraid that Mr. Wang next door would try to take advantage of my wife. So every time before going out, I have to vent my wife's anger a - DayDayNews

1. I rented a house with my wife. When I inquired about it, I found that there were many residents named Wang. I was scared to death. I was very afraid that Mr. Wang next door would try to take advantage of my wife. So every time before going out, I have to vent my wife's anger a

He's really good at finding opportunities to enter the factory.

06/26 1868

It's okay, this is also a form of commemoration. Uncle Wang said that southerners drink with feelings, which is so funny. It seemed awkward to answer anything, so I just smiled and said nothing. - DayDayNews

It's okay, this is also a form of commemoration. Uncle Wang said that southerners drink with feelings, which is so funny. It seemed awkward to answer anything, so I just smiled and said nothing.

Hilarious commentary: My uncle was caught and raped, but he ended up having a grilled fish meal

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Me: Dad doesn’t dare to play. If you fall into the water, you won’t have a dad anymore. The common language of women: clothes, shoes, cosmetics, bags, household chores, children, men. The common language of men: drinking, women. - DayDayNews

Me: Dad doesn’t dare to play. If you fall into the water, you won’t have a dad anymore. The common language of women: clothes, shoes, cosmetics, bags, household chores, children, men. The common language of men: drinking, women.

A moment of relaxation: Wouldn’t it be nice to go to the rural areas of Northeast China to listen to a great dance master? You can also eat frozen pears

06/26 1024

1. A female friend: I like clean boys. I replied: I like clean girls, the kind that won’t fade even after a basin of makeup remover. Then I was slapped. . . 2. What people fear most when they reach middle age is a phone call from home telling you what happened. Today, my daughter - DayDayNews

1. A female friend: I like clean boys. I replied: I like clean girls, the kind that won’t fade even after a basin of makeup remover. Then I was slapped. . . 2. What people fear most when they reach middle age is a phone call from home telling you what happened. Today, my daughter

A moment of relaxation: go to sleep, everything is really there in your dreams

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