1. Hilarious classic landlord joke. One night, the husband came home very angry. When his wife saw him, she asked: What happened? He replied: I had a fight with the landlord of the apartment. Why? He said he had slept with every woman in the apartment except one! The wife said: I

1. Hilarious classic landlord joke. One night, the husband came home very angry. When his wife saw him, she asked: What happened? He replied: I had a fight with the landlord of the apartment. Why? He said he had slept with every woman in the apartment except one! The wife said: I bet it must be Mrs. Guerra on the third floor.

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3. A hilarious joke about eating rice noodles. A man and a woman went to eat rice noodles. The man said: "Boss! Four big bowls of rice noodles!" The woman said: "Why are you asking for so many rice noodles? One bowl is enough for me!" The boyfriend patted his head. Said: "Oh, and you, boss! Five big bowls!

4. You put the shovel into the hot pot, but it never resisted, not because you held its handle, but because it was not afraid of the boiling water. . . . Destiny is like your own palm prints, but it is always in your own hands. Don't complain to others casually, because 20% of people will be happy to hear it. .On the platform of the station, a couple was complaining to each other. The husband looked at the train that had left and said to his wife: “It’s all your fault! If you hadn't been holding on, we could have taken this train. "It's all your fault!" "The wife retorted, "If you hadn't kept urging us, we wouldn't have spent so much time waiting for the next train. "

6. It can't be too square, and it can't be too round. One will hurt people, and the other will keep people away. So people should be oval, so more and more people like to bullshit. The most disgusting thing in the world is that you see a People have a hypocritical side, but others don’t see it. They think she is just as beautiful as she appears, and then you become a scheming bitch in the eyes of others.

7. Woman A: “I have been married to my husband for seven years. Since then, my husband has always treated me the same as he did on the wedding day. "Otome: "I heard you two arguing last night! Girl A: "Yes!" My husband and I had an argument on the day we got married. "

8."When the Chinese football team wins, I will divorce you. "He said lightly. After listening, as a stock investor, she felt warm in her heart. She thought, there is no longer-lasting promise than this, and it is more comfortable than waiting for the Chinese stock market to reach tens of thousands.