1. My wife suddenly got angry and scolded me for some reason. I coaxed her for a long time before she calmed down and asked: "Do you know now where you went wrong?" I said angrily: "What do you mean? Don't you think I can't be scolded by you if I am not wrong?" Scolded?
2. Son: “Dad, why are there so many stars in the sky. "
" Dad: "Because before, there were only three stars in the sky. Then one day, these three stars exploded, and the sky was filled with little stars."
3. My brother-in-law had a dinner party and drank too much in the evening, so he took a taxi home. After getting in the car, he said to the driver: Brother, to be honest with you, I can’t control my lower body as long as I drink too much.
Driver: Hi, Men are like that after drinking. They all understand. Brother-in-law: Why? Do other people pee in the car after drinking?
4. Reasons for falling out of love: ordinary young people: because of personality disharmony; artistic young people: because what I said is too profound, and my girlfriend doesn’t understand it. I understand, no matter what I say; 2b youth: Because my husband disagrees.
5. Why are you so poor?
6. What moment in a boy makes you feel very educated?
7. The way he looks down, like me. Look in the mirror.
8. Love Apartment has the most scenes.
9. Which one is more valuable, a ton of gold, a ton of US dollars, or a ton of RMB?
10. Is this an IQ tax?
11. Yes There is no sentence that can go back to childhood?
12. Boys’ haircuts VS girls’ haircuts.
13. What brand do you think can represent China?
14. What did Taishang Laojun see?
15. What the hell? Long-distance relationship.
16. They say whole grains are not delicious, but I think they are delicious.
17. This fish is very particular. I know it’s not easy for you. You even wore a fishing net when you came up.
18. You can lift a hundred million. RMB, the weight of the girlfriend is negligible.
19. The little love tank hit so and so shock
20. I want to know how he writes the weekly diary
