1. Someone went to a restaurant to eat, and after the fried pork slices were served. He found that there was only one piece, so he asked: "When I came here to eat fried pork slices, I always had two pieces. Why is there only one piece today?"
The waiter said: "I'm sorry, the chef forgot to cut it."
2. In the restaurant, a customer looked at Looking at a lobster on the plate in front of him, he muttered dissatisfiedly: "Why is this lobster missing a front leg?"
The waiter at the restaurant said: "I'm afraid it was knocked off when he was fighting."
The customer waved his hand: "Go, give me the winning one in exchange."
3. My younger brother, who has been a bachelor for forty years, saw an aunt in his sleep. The aunt asked him if he had anyone, and he said no. The aunt said she wanted to introduce her daughter to her brother, so she asked him if he wanted a phone call. The younger brother nodded quickly, and the aunt started to call out the number. As soon as she said 139, my mother woke her up with a loud voice. Now my brother is crying and asking my mother to give up his phone number.
4. My beautiful colleague’s computer was broken. As a technical geek, I fixed it in 5 minutes. The female colleague said to me: You are indeed the smartest and most capable technician in our company. It would be great if I could have a child as smart as you in the future. I said in a bad way: There is no way, there is one way... She interrupted me: You are overthinking, I have a husband.
5. After losing 200 million in compensation for demolition, my friend immediately became the second generation of rich people and lived a life of luxury and luxury. He drove his newly bought Lamborghini around the bar all day long. Yesterday he struck up a conversation with a girl and said that the two of them were very destined. In order to show off himself, he said that his father was very rich and it would all be his from now on! After chatting for a while and asking about his family situation, there was no contact again. Later, unfortunately, the so-called fate came true, and this girl became his stepmother...
6. During the weekend break, I drove back to my hometown in the countryside. As soon as I walked in, my mother asked me to help sew the quilt. I said I didn’t know how to sew, but my mother said: You don’t know how to sew, which is really worrying. Me: Mom, what’s there to worry about? I just don’t know how to sew. Mom: If this were the case in ancient times, a girl who didn’t know how to be a popular girl wouldn’t be able to get married. Me: Then we don’t live in ancient times, so what are we afraid of? At this time, the younger brother said: Although it is not in ancient times, you still can't get married now...
7. My best friend's boyfriend and my boyfriend went on a business trip, so my best friend took me to a bar to drink. In the end, we both got too drunk and decided to play Dare. She texted her boyfriend: Let’s break up! Her boyfriend immediately called her and texted her and started apologizing, almost crying. I also sent the same message to my boyfriend, but he replied five minutes later: Give me a break, menopause and are coming early, right?
