1. Is there a domineering president? I heard that that thing can automatically cool down. 2. I accidentally fell down on the way to work today and was diagnosed with third-degree burns by the hospital. 3. If the weather continues to be this hot, I’m afraid my ice cream identity w

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1. Is there a domineering president? I heard that that thing can automatically cool down

2. I accidentally fell down on the way to work today and was diagnosed with third-degree burns by the hospital

3. If the weather continues to be so hot, I'm afraid my ice cream identity will be exposed

4. I don't have it now I don’t want to listen to any romantic love stories, I just want to blow the air conditioner

5. From today on, I am no longer a single dog, but a hot dog

6. Today’s sun seems to be able to talk, it says to me, if I don’t melt you, I will I'm sorry for our family, the nine brothers who were killed by Hou Yi

7. Your mother and I fell into the water at the same time, save your mother first, save your mother first, let me cool down in the water

8. The weather is so hot, I feel like Fatty meat walking on the baking sheet sizzling with oil

9. Others are showing off their partners, cars, and savings, but I am so tanned

10. On the Internet: Our summer is coming

In reality: This Why is the weather too hot?

11. The weather is getting hot, and I want to find someone to have a cold war with.

12. The weather is getting hotter and hotter, so I recommend some good ways to relieve the heat.

①. Think about the person you like, and your heart feels cold.

②.Think about it My own monthly income, my heart feels so cold

③. Think about your age [I want to be quiet][I want to be quiet]

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