1. The so-called growth means that when you hear the four words "turbulent waves", you can no longer think of the sea. 2. He drove to the mental hospital to deliver things. After a while, the tire burst. He was repairing the tire there. He accidentally knocked out the screw on th

1. The so-called growth means that when you hear the four words " rough waves ", you can no longer think of the sea.

2. He drove to mental hospital to deliver something. After a while, the tire burst. He was repairing the tire there. He accidentally knocked out the screw on the tire and knocked out the water channel. He was very worried and muttered there. As a result, a mental patient passed by, looked at it and said: "You have three remaining tires, take out one screw from each, put the spare tire on, and then slowly drive to the city to find a shop to repair it." The man suddenly realized and said: "You were so smart yesterday, why did you come to the mental hospital?" The patient said, "You are so smart, why did you come to a mental hospital?" The patient said: "I have a mental problem, not stupid."

3 In the mental hospital, two patients were fighting fiercely, but A suddenly stopped fighting. B asked him why he didn't fight. A said: You think I am stupid, you are a psycho. It is not illegal for you to beat me to death. If I beat you to death, you will go to jail.

4. Two mental patients escaped from the hospital. They ran and climbed to a tree. One of them jumped down from the tree and rolled. Then he raised his head and said to the person above: Hey... why don't you come down...? The person above said to him: No... OK... Ah... I'm not familiar with it yet...·

5. In a mental hospital, a mental patient fished in an empty fish tank every day. One day, a nurse jokingly asked: "How many fish did you catch today?" The mental patient suddenly jumped up and shouted: "There is something wrong with your mind. Didn't you see that it was an empty fish tank?" "

6. If life deceives you, don't be sad, don't be impatient, you will get used to being deceived a few times!

7. Remember to smile at all times, this will make you look like a psycho that cannot be messed with!

8 , Life is like a ruthless carving knife, not only does it not shape you well, but it also shaves off your hair bit by bit.

9. Before marriage, my wife was like a bird, but now she has evolved after 7 years. The mountain is carved.

10, The small property house is like a mistress: the name is not right, the words are not right. The affordable house is like a school beauty: there are more wolves, but there is less meat. The villa is like a goddess: you can only see it, but you can’t get it. The house is like a lolita: very attractive, and the price is high. The commercial house is like a lady: affordable, but not affordable. The second-hand house is like a leftover woman: old and fully furnished.